/brit/

It's over.
You'll never be happy. You can't condition yourself into the normie mindset or society. You cannot simply begin to accept the infinite degeneracy from the outside in. You have to grow into it during your formative years. If you don't, it's over. You'll never be happy.

Cor, never understood the corn though

The kid who was arrested was basically welcomed by the police

Don't reply to me anime nonce

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190 I know in /trans/ you don't like talking about the PL so what is your take on City buying Messi

bore off

haven't seen projection like this outside of a drive-in cinema

sucking a golf club

Horribly slimy poos being done recently, shoud eat more weetbix

It's not anime you mouth breathing cunt

his dads a cop and he was filmed doing weird SWAT signals at them when he was walking around with the gun
more than likely a /k/ autist

Why do nonamericans not use the microphone in video games?

Can't you just sign on as a mercenary in the Crimea, bound be lots of cheap sea food places on the coast there.

IT'S MORE THAN A FEELING (MORE THAN A FEELING)
WHEN I HEAR THAT OLD SONG THEY USED TO PLAY (MORE THAN A FEELING)
AND I BEGIN DREAMING (MORE THAN A FEELING)

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not really, they were telling him to get out of the way
don't think they realised he was the one who did the shooting

Literally is you complete and utter mongoloid.
Fuck off back to your containment board

>filmed doing weird swat signals
Think its called surrendering

Used to enjoy waking up on a rainy day under my thick light blue plaid duvet cover and just listen to the rain in semi-darkness with the blinds still closed. Everything in the house was still, although I could hear my mum's CD player in the kitchen underneath my room. It was so comfortable lying still, not moving, feeling the warm air creeping up against the underside of my chin and just allowing thoughts to move through my consciousness without directing them, sometimes imagining some scenario or something before that would fade away. Eventually I would get up and put on my dressing gown and slippers and go downstairs and eat a bowl of Coco Pops in front of the telly cross-legged. I would prod the Coco Pops into the milk until they were all soggy and then scoop up the mush and eat it, and it tasted really nice. My mum would be ironing in the kitchen nearby and I would hear the steam escaping the iron as she moved it about.

poo so painful doubled over groaning

Because the current climate has effectively neutered all policing, police officers are walking on complete eggshells and can't do their jobs properly. They're probably extremely grateful to see vigilantes stepping in to try and restore some semblance of order and fight back against the rioters, looters, anarchists and communists. Vigilantes and police officers both believe in the utmost importance of order

shan't be reading this literal novella

not reading

going to play that imperator rome game later
unite all of ancient what is now England and Wales, massively increase population growth for a laugh, and then start enslaving the irish, scots, gauls, and germans for whatever bullshit industry people two thousand years ago could cobble together

wonder how the Rome v Carthage thing will go in the background

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have no money for crimea
>mercenary
hate this despostic state

>Vigilantes and police officers both believe in the utmost importance of order
hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

read every word of this

?

having a wobbler

*surreptitiously returns to my room with 2 packs of hot and spicy nik naks*

swimming in British culture, this

>England and Wales
cringe

After having a poorly tummy and the shits for a week I've found the solution - simply not eating.
Now whenever I need to go shit I just get clumps of clear slime and mucus come out the arse.

manlet like him will never make it as a striker in the PL

even Salah who looks short is 5'10

Messi will have to be a CAM like Juan Mata or Phil Foden.

hmm
i'm not sure you did

pissed myself on purpose when i was 16 for sexual pleasure and came extraordinarily hard
have never had the urge to do it again but if i did i would

Imagine if she had decent sized tits

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did actually

can smell this post

boris could get his browser history leaked and have pedo cuckold porn on his search history and he'd still have loyal fans

ARNOTT'S Tim Tam

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When the Harry Potter books were released my mum would go to Tesco as usual on a Saturday and I would wait by the front door for her to return home with the latest edition. If there were bags to be carried I would sometimes go out to help her, but if there was a book I would get it from the bag it was in and sit on the stairs by the door and start reading right away. I would spend hours there and if my mum wanted to go upstairs she would have the squeeze past. If I needed the toilet I would sit on the toilet for hours reading, or just sit down somewhere in the house at random and read there for hours. I loved the Harry Potter books so much. If a chapter was about to end I'd tell myself it could wait until tomorrow to read on, but then the final passage in that chapter would suggest something was about to happen so I would read on. Creeping around Hogwarts late at night, making potions and learning spells, discovering new secrets about who was involved in the main plot, adapting my internal voice to reflect the speech of Hagrid and others with distinct accents etc. Harry had a four-poster bed in Gryffindor tower and I could imagine the leaded windows, the wind howling at night, the darkness outside and the mist and the lake down below in the morning.

The only one of those Yank police shooting videos that I found really upsetting is the one where they have the guy on his knees in a hotel hallway and they're doing this fucking insane simon says shit with him. Just shouting contradictory orders while he's pissing himself in fear. Eventually he's told to stand up, but his pants fall down when he does, so he reaches to pull them up and then one of them just full auto unloads on him.

>pedo
fuck off yank

I think Belle Delphine's figure looking like a 13 year old's is part of her appeal to her audience

Messi doesn’t play striker for barca

SLIP AND SLIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND

>pedo cuckold porn

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pwoarr, going to smoke some ganj after toil is complete tomorrow and bang out a whole pack

Arnott's tankers choc full of Tim Tams on their way to the UK as we speak

>tfw your 3 year old sex slave cucks you with a black nonce

not reading

Best crisp

I don’t have any friends.

for me, its twiglets

Fucking yes mate

Fuck /brit/ fuck you and fuck everyone here.
This general deserves to be burnt from existence. Every retarded thought poster should be shot. Every tripfag should be shot. This general is the worst of the worst, I would rather browse some foreign language general and goggle translate it and it would still be better than this fucking mess of a shithole.

Ham and Pineappple and Seafood are great pizza toppings. I don't really understand normalfags love of pepperoni.

any top lads in?

That pissed me off aswell. I never followed up on it. Did he get fired/arrested?

neither do i
and i pay women for sex

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Been unemployed for over a month now. How do permaneets do it?

New Board Friday coming on strong
Wonder what fresh new board the masters of 4channel will add tomorrow

Which posts hurt you?

Police officers believe in the utmost importance of order so it was actually based when they killed someone for following orders

my controllers all broke
I broke them
what is a good game I can play on keyboard and mouse
preferably mostly mouse

Back off they're mine

minesweeper

Lockdown wasn't as mentally horrible as people made it out to be.

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why do I have diarrhea

a lot of wanking

diarrhoea

>The campaign was characterised by insults from both sides. Examples include Maduro calling Capriles "Prince of the Bourgeoisie" and "capricious".
>In the campaign, Maduro sang a rap song in which he described his opponent as "the little bourgeois shit who shits himself of fear when the people raise their voice".
>He also implied that Capriles was gay, referring to him being unmarried.
>Capriles then said he loves so many women he can't decide.
>He also declared that Maduro's wife was ugly and asked who wants to be with her.

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Cant' be arsed with it today

solitaire

happy birthday user

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I've been high since may no exaggeration. I made 600 a week doing it.

wanking is such a small decision

the dinner

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wasted too much money on drugs so therefore i will be taking an extended break from them

You reckon if we messaged for 3 hours yesterday and today that she's into me? I've had girls do a similar thing and then just randomly ghost me.

Thanks lad, now step aside

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peng peng peng

what is going on with zoomers

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drugs are gay just smoke weed all day