/brit/

This is how the gf looks when she's handling my willy

not funny or worth saving

delivered as promised, A+ 5/5

shame about the tattoo and overdone make up gorge otherwsise

good lad, back yourself

our resident australians have been especially autistic and reddity today.

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This is what a real findom girl should look like but most of them look like munters
I'd waste money on this beautiful demonic creature but I'd never spend a penny on an ugly bint like Rosy

Great song by the most important band of the late 90s

just wish they'd leave desu. basically everyone non european should leave and even then half the europeans should probably go too

>most important band of the late 90s
You mean the cranberries?

me on the bottom

have we cracked the code on the shocking increase in tranny youth yet

mega.nz/folder/RihhQKzZ#pRnH95ZA5DrSFvpcjrhujg

we're all in here

Nah they've been chattier and less memey, (You) hungry and zoomer than usual, good lads.

based

No I meant The Delgados

meh

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Its ok I didnt read the book either

We are non-european and have been since january

Are you a creep, /brit/?

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Just a fad, they'll grow out of it. At their age i was collecting pokemons, they collect genders now.

pearls before australians

like big catches but HATE the way every single fisherman and hunter alive uses the forced perspective meme to make any impressive catch looks even better

Avast banging on my door yelling at me not to click this

Unstable home environments, omniscient liberal doctrine, estrogen in the water, modern diets, sedentary lifestyle.

I have them just under false names, not creepy.

How long would it take me to get to B1 Goethe Institut German speaking level approximately? Starting from nothing

How large is your Wilberforce?

>estrogen in the water

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Extreme cringe

I have a snapchat and an instagram but I dont use my instagram and only text 3~ people on the snapchat

Almost midnight and I've only had one cupping coffee today. Think I'm going to sleep very soundly.

I had snapchat but only for getting nudes out of vulnerable insecure girls. Got rid of it when I got bored of that.
I have skype, and used to use it for similar reasons, just webcam sex instead of nudes. I still have it but dont use it much
Never had instagram
I use twitter for following racist funny accounts, right-wing aesthetic images accounts and right-wing health and fitness accounts
I use Facebook for keeping in touch with my friends and family

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shit childhoods and pre-existing mental illness
or the parents are in on it

like if you were to put most transgenders under a heavy psychological testing environment, you'd probably find that they've got one of the following: borderline personality disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, or they'll be on the autism spectrum

moron

Estrogenic compounds in the water and modern diets are sort of one in the same. Plastic packaging is full of xenoestrogenic compounds that can fuck up anybody’s endocrine system, particularly adolescents.

Got a book on the singularity coming

Windows Update on hands and knees begging me to schedule a restart.

there's more nerdy virgin guys than ever before in history and a lot of them decide to just take the pinkpill and become girls rather than suffer life as male nerds

Posted a pic of my face once and got called chinlet

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So you are telling me this whole time that Patrick Bateman wasn't real and he didn't kill anyone?

I think it's just the face that they don't get their shit kicked in every day like the would have in the 90s and before to be honest.

Emma Watson’s turds are delicious.

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based give us some good Twitter accounts to follow

Patrick was real but Bateman wasn't, I think only one of the killings was real the rest were imagined.

Posted my chin the other day and nobody replied.

*gets my guts ripped out by my aunt*

This
Lack of sexual experiences in adolescence is a bad thing

That falls into prevailing liberal agenda which I mentioned. You gotta accept everyone bro :)

>Tumblr (stylized as tumblr and pronounced "tumbler") is an American microblogging and social networking website founded by David Karp in 2007

feel bad for the solopsist aussie

A thread can drag on and on and on

got called a dentist in flat spracklen house dukes marlow

what kind of vibe you looking for fren

>While Tumblr's userbase has generally been received as accommodating people from a wide range of ideologies and identities, a common point of criticism is that attitudes from users on the site stifle discussion and discourse.
> In addition, several incidents involving serious behaviour from the userbase have been publicised in recent years; these include the ‘Independence Day raid’ in 2014, in which users of Tumblr attempted to raid Zig Forums,[97] only for the raid to backfire when Zig Forums retaliated

kek

It's over lads
Thought about suicide quite a few times in the past but this time it's different
Wish empire didn't just exit so I could order a gram of #4 and some barbiturates for that killer combo of opiates & barbs

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and an ooga booga to you too

Mum told me she only breastfed me for 6 months

No wonder I'm a mental wreck lmao

Why the FUCK is Mr Bean so FUCKING based?

he is real but the version of him that you see in the film doesn't actually exist in the confines of the film, it's just how he seems himself in his own head
and he didn't kill anyone, that was also just a fantasy in his head

he's like the company's boss's son or something so he gets his position from purely nepotism and in his head he's trying to fit in and appear great but in reality people can still see through it and he's a very forgettable weird person

mental how I fingered my underage niece that one time

probably why I struggle with depression and anxiety

the drugs don't even take the guilt or shame away

aha

why yes, I listen to christopher hitchens

Me? 20 year old BVLL. In my prime. Never had any trouble getting my cock up for a girl. A bit of a beast, but a gentleman as well. Simple as.

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How is that a positive?

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Didn't ask

medical psychiatric and cultural changes that have led to:
pathologising a common developmental step (imagining oneself as the other gender)
and then failing to properly treat the extreme cases (enabling the delusion rather than treating the cause)

Classic 190

His appeal to Zig Forums is finally making sense to me.

Don’t kill yourself.

How big is your dick? A nice body only gets you so far.
Gotta back it up with a heavy schlong

had a double take and actually had to read the tripcode
you perfectly imitate his writing style, it's uncanny

do you have boneitis?

exactly what you said just give me your, say, top five total favourites

Sick to bloody death of dating

haha yeah

*ahem*

Would all those not wearing makeup kindly raise their hand.

mum was 38 when she had me so I was bound to be retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=SvjwXhCNZcU

i miss the loic good old days

You look a bit of a hom with that shaved chest buddy

is the croation lad still here
how the fuck is a speeding ticket 100 euros and drugs 500
robbin' bastards these police

Same aha

Croatian cops are scummy bastards, police brutality is real in Balkanar

alri lads

talking to a career girl yeah, she's a bit boring but so are most girls really. whatever, she's pretty and I'm actually happy around her

that said

i always get a weird feeling with career girls

for example i know one who's very career orientated but i know her grim slag past

she's engaged with a good looking semi-chad but i know she gave a random lad a blow job outside Motion in Bristol

but she acts like a reserved career female

but i know the truth

that said

do you think a lot of career womyn carry a history of being absolute slags?

mum says I was born as part of a satanic ritual to bring about the antichrist
explains everything really

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1598537330860.webm
Much to think about

the wife's going to be pumping milk for five years straight minimum once I get her up the duff

I fricking love the cranberries eeeeeek

youtu.be/sDK0xdiHBcQ

Not a band on earth that could produce such a comfy and melodic sound. Infectious and sentimental. RIP Dolores :)

not reading

Not reading that atrociously spaced reddit post.

Yeah but why Saabs?

took the wifey shopping lads

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