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I'm a beer drinking monke :D

if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle

Nice! Remind me of crumpets! I had crumpets with utterly butterly and vegemite once :D

What the FUCK does that mean?

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A would-be doctor who sexually assaulted an 11-year-old at his parents home has avoided a custodial sentence.

Creep Liam Griffin abused his helpless victim on “numerous” occasions over a 12-month period.

Hamilton Sheriff Court previously heard how the assaults started when the girl was in P7 and happened as often as “every two weeks”.

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My first chancast, I didn't have much to say no bully
voca.ro/fUEivH6oC1p

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bongolad on the bongo

Why does swiss cheese so gross when not melted but went it is melted it is amazinging

remembering are brave lads in the waffen ss sub edition

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>f word

Good people of /brit/! I appeal to your better nature and ask that you watch your language as this is designated as a safe for work board!

if he was actually a communist he'd have had a gun you dilating mong
he also had a history of domestic violence

we'll never know because nobody will read that for more than 5 words

>girl

Literally a victimless crime.

sucking a golf ball

any good, relatively unknown movie suggestions lads?

shagged a girl and a day later she admitted to lying about her age
apparently she's actually 15
the cunt claimed to be 13 at first

im bored
*becomes socialist*

Citizen Kane.

My pettiness level:

Got told to fuck off by the Mum of the family in Greggs who were stood right up my arse when I politely asked if they could stand back a couple of meters.

As a result I was forced to buy the last slice of pizza that their son said he wanted & he cried.

Trees Lounge '96

Most Europeans think it's pretty funny seeing you shoot yourselves in the foot.

Funny how not even the most far-right fascist parties in Europe even dare to talk about leaving the EU after seeing what a mess the Brits made of it.

Your dick has done a terrible terrible deed

Always remember the LOGOS.

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inception

Good people of Zig Forums, I'm off to prepare dinner now!
>cottage cheese with a hard-boiled egg,
>a slice of bread with butter and mustard
>tomato salad with SPANISH olive oil

Thank you! And remember this thread has been claimed for Bavaria!

Walker (1987)

>far-right fascist parties in Europe even dare to talk about leaving the EU
That's because the EU serves their interests and was created by fascists.

T'es mignon uwu

Is it more or less funny than watching you literally beg the Germans for bailout money?

Kidulthood (2006)

they'd have just heated up another batch and the son would have a fresh and hot slice

I've lived so little that I tend to imagine I'm not going to die; it seems improbable that human existence can be reduced to so little; one imagines, in spite of oneself, that sooner or later something is bound to happen. A big mistake. A life can just as well be both empty and short. The days slip by indifferently, leaving neither trace nor memory; and then all of a sudden they stop.

Well done mate bang on

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thats a lunch . literally just a sandwich. sandwiches are an easy toilman's lunch and shouldn't be considered a meal

Also did the same with some mong who was breathing down my neck at a cafe he said his son was special needs I said he will be when I'm finished with him.

I would say it's more funny.

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LOL the amount we paid in was a!most the exact amount the spanish took out
and that's AFTER we kept their economy afloat with tourism

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paedo terrorists and tarqs

I'd say less. I'd rather be a free fuck up than a beggar but then again your entire country is a nation of beggars so I guess it doesn't bother you.

What's the point of politics if it's the only thing people constantly think and talk about and is in a state of permanent fast morphing? Like Donald Trump came in and just everything was always changing around and battled and now he's almost done and nothing really mattered and soon time will continue and we will fight for things thaglt will only stay how people want for a week and morph some more and new faces and ideas and none of it matters as it becomes unrecognizable from the month before

Minecraft Dungeons looking like absolute kino

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got barely any food in, just vegetables

fuck sake want a big meal - steak and chips kinda ting ya get me?

City of God/City of Men

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>paedo terrorists and tarqs

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I know exactly what you mean. Just looked around for something to eat and all I have is a bag of apples.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out sweaty x

I know you are but what am I?

I voted to Leave the EU because I'm a communist.

Looks cool. Love Minecraft it's about perfect. Only thing it really needs is a button to take cover like gears of war

Uh yeah Goober
Nice Outfit

Don't drop your begging bowl pedro I'm sure you'll need it when you find another country to leech off that isn't us.

the UK would be a much better place to live in if it was run by the Dutch government

love children lads

>he's almost done
It's only just begun
And the actual fascist who comes next will make Trump look like a sweet old man

why does /brit/ attract so many freaks lads? i thought that was what /britfeel/ was for

Tastes one to knows one homeboy. Your move

Never been hit by a door on the way out of anywhere, or even felt in danger of being hit by one. For me it's just not a concern.

playing squash for the first time since early March in an hour :3

would like more drugs tbf

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I actually agree but about Ireland. The netherlands is so much better run than this shithole. I think the dutch wouldn't manage to run the UK though, it's a sinking ship

uhhh

same but i just want a big chocolate gateu ya get me?

The grand archetype for dealing with wanna be tough guy dickheads.

gayest post ITT

Love how euros are so smug about their barely functioning governments
Bit like us actually