/brit/

you now realize where the japs got that from
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamehameha_I

a must watch
youtube.com/watch?v=CQELHJx8Vf0

Second Indian ITT

>wanked to mum’s onlyfans again

fuck sakes

genuinely interesting

New vid just dropped on my OnlyFans @ChelseaFindom97

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could be bipolar

t. bipolar who was misdiagnosed as schizo for a while

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>scar on leg
completely unfuckable

phone home

Sometimes i feel like i have schizophrenia too. But then I realize I was just being schizo

I'll tell you one thing :
FREE BRENTON TARRANT.

Second Indian ITT

american domestic war refugees might become a thing
how fucking ironic would that be

Rev. 13:17 - Wear NO mask.
Slaughter those who take the mark
Slaughter their families
Destroy their possessions
Kill all who wear the mask.

shut it fat

AND SOOOOOOOOOO
SALLY CAN WAIT
SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE
AS WE'RE WALKING ON BY

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lol fuck off woman

youtu.be/SckcB099zrg

big fan of listening to music made by people with dark skin

After correcting English of 100+ Japanese people on hellotalk I feel like I'm losing my English skills.

Nah.

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Put a bullet in a Beijing Bridle!

woah

Cons. 15:2 - I'm gay
poo

everything peng but the hair

a-men

anyone got any pictures of prebogged Rosie?

Put a sock in it you sniveling, tranny-chasing, boy-touching, fucked up god damn coomer freakazoid faggot.
You should be lined up against a wall and executed.

>First Indian ITT

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STOP POSTING HOT WOMEN YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE

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did I hit a nerve, attention whore?

How does the UK enforce its quarantine laws? And how do they prove that a person has broken the quarantine?

I wonder just how intolerable it would be to date one of this youtube/insta slags
youtube.com/watch?v=BNRAl4j6Yzw

Go fuck your sister you squeezy headed soft wall watcher.

wondering how timmy would react if he got caught in a nonce sting

>5'8
IT'S OVER

lads, my cousin is so fit its grim. I've been wanking over her at least twice a week for the last 2 years. I have this fantasy that we're both at a family gathering and me and her sneak off upstairs and she let's me lick her feet and rub my bellend on her soles and drools into my mouth while she sits on my lap and grinds on me while our whole family is downstairs none the wiser.
I would literally kill any of you to make that fantasy a reality
anyone else with a fit as fuck cousin who can relate?

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just watched unorthodox on netflix
is berlin actually some bizarre nightclub filled haven for 20 year old uni students or

They don't

The London experience

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my sincere advice to all of you: have sex

depends if they bought you things, love things me

mate I'd really appreciate it if you didn't post here any more cheers

That's the second time I've been soijacked this week (and by extension, my entire life)

they don't
they can't

>992 results found
desuarchive.org/int/search/text/>5'8 it's over/country/au/

hello r/britain how do i lose weight

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luv fatties me

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yeah I had a maths teacher at sixth form who was kinda old and liked teaching us stuff to do with latin

I liked that about sixth form really, the teachers actually cared and gave a damn unlike secondary school and uni where it was "just another job"

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Can smell this image
verdict: not good

m.youtube.com/channel/UCMwXzQYeZJ7ml7kQObcvXjA
I watched shannara chronicles last month

Don't eat

Here in NI the police have publicly stated they won't enforce quarantine, social distancing or mask wear.

mad ting

If you're aware of the symptoms then you're not schizophrenic. A major part of schizophrenia is the inability to realise that you're ill. It's very difficult to treat Schizophrenics because they genuinmeynthink they're fine and that their symptoms aren't symptoms and are actually real.

eat less today than you did yesterday
rinse and repeat
you'll get used to it

never really think about height as i'm tall af but I feel like it's given me a lot of benefits

Dread to think what state my life would be in if I was a manlet

you just know this is owned by browns

why's it so damn expensive

London is the mumbai of mumbai

smell like body wash actually

All of my cousins on both my mother’s side and father’s side are literal pakis, half live in sylhet

ok
be sure to keep us all updated if you watch anything else

Jeff LOWE
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy fuck Jeff Lowe, I forgot about that.

I’ve read that when various dog breeds are allowed to interbreed freely the offspring tend to revert to a generic cur appearance similar to the type from which all the breeds originally descended. I don’t know whether this is true or not but, if it is, it would be interesting to know if something similar might happen in the case of humans? Are Americans trending towards “the default European”?

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Still hardly see a mask in E. Belfast. Old people, foreigners and fats on walking frames.

drink less beer, do more exercise couldnt be easier

im no fan of asians but can't deny i'd love to be with her

Shit opinion, keep it to yourself runt.

I am 6'1

Height is honestly not that big of a deal, lol

oh my days how are people still asking how to lose weight as if it isn't incredibly simple and widely known

just stop eating so much lmao

>keep it to yourself runt
says the schizo who rambles to himself on an imageboard

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just did an opioid puke because my tolerance is very low and I took a pretty big dose. It come out my nose so nke I'm gonna have the smell of vomit stuck up my nose for ages now. Nice.
Its depressing how used to throwing up I am now because it happens so often. I've thrown up maybe 50+ times in the last 12 months all because of opioids.

ive been
feels more like a bizarre nightclub filled haven for extremely boring 28 year olds

ok cool...

I have a memory of mum taking me to the doctor's when I was very little and doctor asking if I fainted but I never realized why I was taken

You can cry about me until the cows come home cloggo not gonna change the reality of the situation.

it always gets better after the vomit though
true for most drugs that make you vomit

it's not that simple
it's what you eat that makes the difference

DORON
YOU
MORON
SHITTER'S FU-U-ULL
(shitter's full!)
oh, oh, ohhh
x2

real shitty post

banger
youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw

NOOOOOO diets dont work! its my genetics! i eat healthy and still gain weight! healthy food is too expensive.

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1) how big is you’re willy
2) has it ever been inside a lady

7.6 x 5.9 and yes

She wants a seasideMARK of her own

Watched a movie called Junglee on Disney+Hotstar last week

>lets build another meme-tower, that'll make this city not shit
oh sweaty x

eat below your calorie maintenance, repeat for a few months

literally that easy

Imagine watching sport when you’re a manlet and can’t compare genetically

Grim

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keep hearing that the country is full of starving children yet its working class mongs who have the highest obesity rates

got a skinnyfat asian gf lads
going to try and drag her to the gym and get her to gain some weight

wish me luck on my architecture quest

>He's here.

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No. it's not. It's calories in Vs calories expended.

all women reach this conclusion eventually

Emmett mate

> i eat healthy and still gain weight
Cause you're still eating too much you abysmal fucking retard motherfucker.
Calories in, Calories out.

blog on incel

>Even though lurking on /brit/ would drastically help me improve my English, I'm a man of principles and remain true to myself, I visit this general solely to collect the coom material posted here.

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youtube.com/watch?v=rF3QWqQ3tbc

1) small
2) is a chair a lady?

>healthy food is too expensive.
That part is true, that is to say it's much more expensive than fatty shite.

honestly dont care if people are starving

if you cant even feed yourself with all the options avaliable youre not cut out for it end of, you dont have the spark

alri 190 fibs nonced any younger female relatives recently?

booting up skyrim now

cant tie a tie very well

Who're you quoting?

yeah alright

its actually not
although thats a convenient lie to tell to fatasses to make them lose weight, in reality it is slightly more complicated

for example, in some situations (eg: starvation diet) your body will cannibalise muscle tissue and convert it into fat, so you will lose weight but get fatter

his stupid thoughts

Do chads exist in India? What do you call them?

a true architect would be designing a feeding regime

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You had sex? I had sex twice

Virgin game

Raj?

thicc

is vik out or what

Africans won’t be liking this one lmfao

who's got a pond

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just downloaded fall guys from ps plus

Toilfu unironically has her body and skin tone

Are Deano and Footie lad two sides of the same coin or completely different taxonomy?

All the mates I know who like rap, prefer white rappers. My mates who love British hip-hop listen to Aitch

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what games do you play then

Raj Muhal

are you shagging her? No?
Then blog on

Malnourished, not starving. Poor working class people can only afford crappy unhealthy frozen food that makes their kids fat while giving them barely anything of actual nutritional value

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quarantineberg doing a real fucking number on my holiday options

if i fly anywhere last minute it's £150 each way to even a shitter country like poland, not happy booking anything early though in case it gets taken off the ist

Skyrim obviously

are vegetables expensive in england?

I smashed up my controller because of Fifa so I don’t play any games other than Pokemon Go atm

It’s OK and yes, me mum

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Deano is a materialist, he covets wealth, expensive brands, vegas, dubai etc. he's going to #hustle and be a millionaire, just wait. He watches football and that but isn't a fanatic

Norf FC doesn't have any real interests except men kicking balls, drinking and eating. He's poorer and doesn't expect much more from life.

Would be fun when right wing Bros demolish the Taj Mahal. Will send seethewaves worldwide

you smashed up a controller because of a computer game and you're calling other people virgins

Eh.
Its all nigger dogshit but that UK drill seems a lot more inspired than plenty of the garbage nigger shit produced in the US.

got a corona test earlier today lads

wish me luck x

In desperate need of a flat chested A-cup perky boob gf with small perfectl pale feet and a small cute perfectly round arse

been some top drawer trollops posted in this thread

Over 1500 new cases today, our worst day since June 8th.

hope you did enough revision luv

xx

very cheap, most grown in the UK so

bit different for them though i'll concede

not even being able to sell something on ebay or work in a call centre here a different ball game entirely