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The Lad(ie)s edish

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CORRRRRRRRRRRR

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wtf i though the 18th century was based and anti-degeneracy???

nazis

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FOPY
FOB

>fob

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Bought a lightbulb that looks like its got a bunch of tooth picks in it. I'll let you know when I find out more about this

FOY

just watch aristocats

Can we clear this up one and for all. Is tinder for dating or shagging?

Anyone get depressed seeing their highschool/childhood friends doing better than you?

FOY

STFU you retard. Same tired ass shit over and over from you just fucking kill yourself

you're mad

bath

why aren’t there lowercase numbers
(super and subscript doesn’t count)

I surpassed them years ago. Who cares.

high fructose corn syrup seeping out of your skin pores
FOY

No because i choose to do better than them

Theyre still all really good mates tho whereas im on the outskirts like a weird freak with only half friends

FOY

KEEP masturbating
STOP looking at porn

ooooo he's mad lads
probably shart himself in a minute wahey

I hate brits and think they are annoying but I like brits tb h

>Savitri was a proponent of a synthesis of Hinduism and Nazism, proclaiming Adolf Hitler to have been sent by Providence, much like an avatar of the Hindu God Vishnu.[5]
>She believed Hitler was a sacrifice for humanity which would lead to the end of the Kali Yuga induced by those who she felt were the powers of evil: the Jews.[3]
Cringe.

gonna make a post about british culture

yeh but im bristol born and bred
used to spend birthdays in "Royal" Victoria Park

Daily reminder Hershys tastes like vomit because it's literally made with the same chemical as vomit

FOY

yanks b liek

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you're the spergiest person in the history of /brit/. well done

York

for girls to feel good about guys begging for their attention

flag on cody

what does FOY mean?

>5'8
IT'S OVER

been there walked the walls walked that road went up the tower

Too powerful for my own good

*searches for vomit on the table of elements*

Na i'm doing better than them losers.

Im a lad and get more attention than I give.

Haha already have like 13 (you)s in this thread and all I had to do was be a cunt

is it f-oi or eff-oh-why?

it's not really though is it

yeha but youre going to die of heart failure from drinking too much high fructose corn syrup so who's going to have the last laugh

foi

>Im a lad and get more attention than I give.
Kek this is me

Did you visit the shambles and the minster?

Farewell odios yankee

i wana meet wana u irl

higher fructose than yours, nigel

>Thinks chemicals and elements are the same thing

Keep digging your hole retard

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FOPY
FOB
FOY
FOM

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OI OI OI

it's said like FAY
As you know, brits really suck at everything besides evilness and cuntiness

FOY
FON(igger)

remember watching the london bombings on tv in a pub in lower fishguard
with my grandpa
went to his funeral today

liar

AUSSIE
OI
AUSSIE
OI

A real hero. He will be missed.

just spent almost 400 quid on shoes

how did he go

doing a bit of research into german propaganda in the world wars
in ww1 they almost always referred to britain as "england" but in ww2 they tend to say "briten" and "britische"
wonder why

Woman

alri my sister

grats in fatties fawning over you

the big tower thing
also went to the museum they have there think it was about trains not 100% tho

Have tried a bunch of american sweets and have disappointed every time. They're either flavourless or have flavour but it tastes like shit. I'm not even ragging on the yanks here i love some of their recipes but their sweets are trash. highly recommend they try some British ones and see what they're missing

They showed it on TV? Wtf that means whatever media company filming it was in on it, how else could they know to be there filming at that exact time? You got traitors in your midsts

FUCK OFF PROTOYANK
FOPY
FOPY
FOPY
FOPY
FOPY

where does this slag live exactly. feel like girls like who who commercalise their sexuality to such an extent deserve to get raped. it's just like shoplifting

FOY

what “hole” are you referring to lad i made a joke

RIP Ronaldinho

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cancer
he had a good run tho
better than me and anyone in this thread

Like this: WAAHHAAYYY

england is a germanic word, it's useful not to use it when they're the enemy of a german-supremacist state
that's just a guess I made up right now though

brighton, she lives in the pewdiepie mansion

Send me a care package x

condolences my lad. hope he went without too much pain. my mum's dad died 20 years ago and my dad's dad died in 1949 so i don't have any recently memory of losing a grandfather

r/wholesome

here they are

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Bit problematic this post

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This tweet is a lie
Know absolutely nothing about this case but they're lying through their teeth about it

OMG SHES JUST MUH ANIMOOS

back to school soon?

youve had your fun mate

Not all of them are fat.

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do germans say holland or niederlande?

Virginistique

FOY

a silver studded ring that glistens
and an ankle star blinds me

can literally get them in debenhams for £50

it's funny how all yank food is full of sugar except for the stuff that actually should have sugar in it like sweets, chocolate and fizzy drinks

no mate just feel like dressing a little better.

no you cant
be quiet

hello r/britain how do i lose weight

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the english were a misguided people who were relatives of the germanics and needed instruction. the british were jewish bankers stooges

shut the FUCK up

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neither know or care about krauts

>Dads dad died in 1949

How old does that make you

drink nothing but stella artois for 1 month
now FONT

Wrong. Police saw an innocent black person and knew they found a new person to add to their kill count. Opened the side of the van and shot him while driving by. Didnt even stop.

Yeah it do be like that
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yea me neither but after you’ve matched them, chatted with them back and forth for a bit then ask for their number, they ghost you. or they’ll agree to meet up then ghost you the day of. been using tinder since july and haven’t had a girl actually be serious yet.

FOY

just had a picture taken of me for the first time in about 6 months (wuarantine and that)

lads
i look like a fucking mess!
i genuinely cannot recognise the grimy, neckbearded, gaunt and tired looking goblin looking back at me in the mirror, my mental image of myself has COMPLETELY seperated from reality

freaking me out a little ngl

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they must sell them somewhere over there. order some british sweets online and prepare to have your mind blown

thought of doing that snack exchange thing on reddit to avoid import taxes but honestly can’t be bothered enough to do even that

You played yourself

oi yew
tuck in yor shirt

if you think you're getting good leather shoes from debenhams for £50 youre dreaming mate.

I'm 20
Dad was 70 mum was 24 when they had me

>Pieter van Dyk
Wtf is wrong with dutch people

wouldn’t call being clearly overweight a very neurotypical trait, if indicative of a neurological state at all

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30. my dad's dad was born in 1898 and fought in world war 1 but died just before was born

Didn't freak me out.
I beaked him off cause I knew what he was doing.
He got extremely nervous and split.

>A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

You'll probably look the same as 6 months ago if you just shave and clean yourself up a bit
Absolutely mental how different you can look

SHUT UP AND HAVE SEXXXXXXXXXXXX

FOY

I might. Can yew give me a list of the best? I will see if I can find them

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I only signed up about a month ago and i've had some of that but i've usually done the ghosting so far. Basically got to the stage where its time to shit or get off the pot and decided they weren't interesting enough to bother meeting. Might message a girl back tomorrow and see if she wants to meet for a drink though.

* just before my dad was born

Aren't shoes one of the few things you shouldn't cheap out on?

alri Alistair

What the fuck

yeah all mine cost £500+

just spent almost 400 quid on gear to put up my nose

Fuckin' asshole knew he was about 10 seconds from being fucking disemboweled.
He split faster than a fucking space shuttle.

my shoes? four-year-old $15 ALDI hiking shoes
simple as