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Do you drop pennies down on the street killing everyone below?

no, golfballs

do you have problems with your sleep?

love that building

its funny cus man has never stepped foot on the moon in 60 years

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incredibly retarded opinion

>We ArE jUST wAiTinG FoR A vACcINe!!!!!!!!!!!

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how is he wrong

mad how many runts go on a quiz show and say they want to win so they can pay their student loan back

literally how can someone be so clueless

A light bush is a nice aesthetic but I kept getting hair in my mouth while performing cunnilingus. Women should at least shave the vagina area but leave a little bush on top

Trump said he's gonna do mars for his 2nd term

It happens to be a fact.

You're just some turbo brainlet who thinks its the same as buying a couch with high interest rates lmao

Once saw a guy choking on an egg. His throat wasn't strong enough to crack it. Was cray. Some guy punched him in the throat and he died

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miss the times when everything was boring and null
this is too stressful

maybe

is that cardi b

I once saw a man eat 50 eggs

What did he mean by this?

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Thats literally what every girl does. Are you shagging 44 year olds or something

Imagine dying from punching someone in the neck
How did that happen lmao

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wtf he swallowed an egg with the shell on

No.

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what kind of retard takes a loan and then never expects it to come and bite him in the arse? fucking hell grow some brain wrinkles

>is that cardi b

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I once went to the store and they had zero eggs and the next day they had atleast 2000 eggs

*blogs*

the neck is a weak spot
you can die from a bug hitting it while you're riding a motorcycle

>repayments only for income above 21k
>capped at 9% of income
>gets written off after 30 years

why did russia or china never go to the moon?

Fucking clothes need to go in the fucking dryer.
Always something. Always something.

No it was a mexican girl

guess what I’m eating

P******

>yet another Nolan flick with inexcusable sound mixing
at what point do we admit the emperor has his todger out

is it though

dont know why zoomers are so involved with her blood vs crip lore

Once saw a guy who had a fort of eggs built around him and he stayed there forever cooking eggs looking disturbed

doesnt take my pounds (!) to break an adams apple my friend

Been chucking it down all day, lads.

Are you being stupid on purpose or do you literally not know the very well known stipulations of student loans in britain?

Either way u r de retarded 1

>see someone choking
>best course of action is to punch him full force in the throat

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

Ah yes, British summers

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Not to mention its 9% of income only over the threshold. So if you earn 25k its 9% of the 4k extra. On top of that it cant affect your credit rating!

Nevertheless i stay up at night worrying about my student loan

Failure of the communist system

sucking an egg rn

am chocking

FOY

write to your mp

mental that the chrysler building has never ever paid tax ever

>with terms like those i'll borrow against my childrens future

you think the people lending money are retarded or what? they just shook a magical money tree then lent you what fell out? fucking hell

Hes been coasting off the dark Knight for a decade

which uk city is the chrysler building in again?

Might take a mortgage out

have sex virgin

What are you talking about childrens futures

Take your breakdown elsewhere you colossal moron.

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