My worst experience in highschool was having to shit in the school bathroom

I wanked once because my history teacher was wearing a skirt a bit too high. I just kept staring at her legs. being a horny 17 year old I went to bathroom and busted a fat nut.

Their right though

I went to a boarding school so there was not much difference if i shitted in the dorm bathroom or the school bathroom.

Once in university I had to poo something fierce and ran to the nearest toilet on my floor. The men's toilet was out of order so I had to use the girl one. My poops came blasting out all at once and were stinky as fuck because infused with alcohol. Then as I was shitting away the last of it a bunch of girls came and waited on the nearby sofa. One tried to open the door multiple times. I just sat there silently hoping that they would think the girl toilet too was out of order, but they were patient and never went away. The longer I sat there not flushing my diarrhea expulsions the stinkier it got in there, so in the end I just thought fuck it, flushed, and practically ran out past them making for the door to the stairs. I hid my face as well as I could and almost tripped and fell. Then I got one cheeky look on the other side of the door and realised I knew these girls and they knew me

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>be at highschool
>be standing in line with a hot girl in front of me
>some idiot thought it would be funny to push my hand from behind so that it hits the girl's ass
>he pushes my hand and it hits her ass
>she turns around visibly upset
>get extremely red in the face and reply with "it wasn't me" like an actual infant
her ass jiggled a lot

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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>Say your name and an interesting fact about yourself

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Same and I had to experienced it twice.

I never thought twice about it until now. I almost certainly took dozens and dozens of shits there.

>have to shit really bad
>lock myself in a stall
>“you know, it would be pretty scary if there was a fire or fire drill and I would be stuck in the bathroom pooping haha”
>fire alarm goes off

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What school was like for me
>mom wakes me up because otherwise I wouldn't wake up (I never set an alarm)
>take 30 minute warm shower to feel comfort and catch up on rest
>get out of shower, put on tshirt and gym shorts even though we had a dress code
>eat eggs, beans and/or some garbage my mom heated up like waffles or precooked bacon
>put on hoody in car and turn on music while my mom takes me there
>get to school like 10 minutes early
>have 0 friends so I just go and sit in a hallway and listen to music and/or use my phone
>DING DING DING DING
>Walk to stupid class #1, sit in desk in the back
>try to sleep or stare at the wall, ignore teacher rambling
>2 hours pass
>DING DING DING
>Walk to stupid class #3 across the school and 3 flights of stairs up in 2 minutes
>take a 20 second piss after waiting in line for 3 minutes, DING DING DING

you poo in loo in schoo?

>tfw I accidentally came to school dressed as a kkk klansman
No I will not elaborate on this, absolutely true tho. Surely I’m not the only one

>user, you're late. wtf
>ok
>I sit in the back
>fantasize about raping thick coal burner who wont stfu
>have one of the """cool teachers""", jokes around for like 20 minutes instead of teaching
>fall asleep
>teacher drops textbook on my desk so loud noise wakes me up
>ok
>DING DING DING
>have gym class
>Forget uniform like half the time
>doesnt matter I just sit on the floor and use my phone anyways
>DING DING DING
>it's the 30 minute lunch
>navigate human stampede
>"real" food line is literally 100+ people long
>get in 20 people long food line
>get same "chicken" sandwich like every day
>bread is rock solid, literally
>chicken breading is stale and as tough as leather
>guess I wont be eating today
>drink chocolate milk for some sustenance
>sit alone in the stairway for 30 minutes
>DING DING DING
>get to class
>ignore teacher or fill in some shit she tells us to
>fantasize about mowing down my classmates with an m60

>teacher can I use the bathroom
>yeah
>smoke weed in the bathroom, hide pipe underneath trashcan
>DING DING DING
>walk to next class high
>weed and mid afternoon sleepiness hits
>teacher is droning off
>zzzzzzzz
>wake up like 10 minutes later: user GET OUT.
>walk out of class
>walk out of school
>school police officer gives me dirty looks
>walk home 2 miles through ghetto shithole
>get home completely sweaty and exhausted (not even because of the walk)
>fall asleep
>repeat until summer

alternative version, the other thing besides weed I did (I stopped with weed):
>class ends
>wow I hate that next class
>walk to handicap stall in bathroom
>clean piss off the fucking seat
>sit there for an hour
>get bored
>walk across the school to another building
>see teacher
>ask them a stupid question like if this is the building where mr.teacher is so they dont snitch on me
>uhhh yeah
>get in bathroom
>jack off
>nut right when video is loading because of shitty connection
>clean semen with paper towels
>DING DING DING

You hide the pipe under the trashcan? Don't you have custodians at your school

>in the uni bathroom

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My worst experience was getting my first blowjob cause the bitch that was blowing me bit my foreskin to keep me from coming in her mouth.

My worst experience in high school was math

I would only hide it for an hour or two

I would life the trash bag up and drop my ziplock bag under it. I did this with the small wall trashcans so I didnt have to put my arm deep in it or anything. Once they tried to search my backpack but before I went to the office I hid my stuff in there