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Roki Vulovic slaps unironically.

oh yea?

That Dave is a proper weird bastard.

listening to the fifa07 soundtrack and im remembering every song that i had previously forgotten. Fucking full of bangers. Miss the old fifa career mode where the money would save over from the previous year as well

put the bowl back on yanky

mongrel behaviour

Where did he touch you this time?

A Serbian one?

He's pretty based if you ask me.

Think this t shirt would look good on me

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Aw man. I was bitching a couple days ago about losing my 2 ft level, I got home today and my gf bought a new one for me ;_; after all this time I'm still always so shocked and don't know how to handle someone giving a fuck about me. It feels amazing though... Fug

nah its salmon fishing in the yemen

You need to get help mate, you do realise?

haha yeah the boys ahah

omg when he shagged his kid in le serbian fillem that was zo le deep!!!! and skrary O_o

fifa

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Haha cut my hair myself and still look better than you nigel

Go on then lets see your dog box head

You wont post it

>grow hair out
>sideburns curl up and stick out an inch from my skin
>look like seinfeld from behind

youtube.com/watch?v=O1WPOjDQOHA
its a banger lad, face the facts

we know it's not your picture mate.

yea cos it suits poofs

this banger is a hit RIP T JAY WILSON we was teenagers bangin this dope track EXCELSIOR SPRINGS MISSOURI REPIN

Any awful balding hairline at 25 man in

le juif

you reckon gay men would like it if their boyfriend could morph into having a fanny whenever he wanted?
wonder if any of them genuinely prefer the feel of fanny to arse

Do girls get jealous easy??

Fuck up GRONK

Haven't played FIFA since it became lootbox nonsense. That new manager mode sounds utterly pointless.

he's keen to talk about fifa

What was the first sign of balding?

well i'm 26 but yeah

Was it on your front bottom?

Nah

27 here

youtu.be/piYmyxstsXY

hair flaling out

ahha it genuinely is

brythonic curls not kinky jewish curls

when they're your neice and you bought them a cindy to shut them up about molesting them but their mate got a barbie then.....yeah

._.

sounds like a cope tobehonest

Slightly receding at 26

Not bothered

you've been ranting about dave in two threads now and you think you don't need help?

Avoiding this for now. Gotta be thankful for that low test.

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i bought fifa 20 after not buying a fifa since fifa 13? Anyway its dogshit now they fucked up career mode so bad. Can't see other teams players rating, can't save manage finances like you used to etc

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>high test makes you bald faster

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the fuck is the meaning of this? that show is for soyim exclusively

Is that a self confession from you?

maybe but i'm not of jewish descent only southern french and angloid

Nah it just winds him up man

But seriously though, he needs to get help if Emmett likes what he posts

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The thing is it literally does though, well dht is what makes you go bald but that in itself is a by product of testosterone

Sadly career mode makes them no money so they don’t bother with it

They only bother with UT and any update is a result because of it

Only VFs play career mode anyways

judaism is a religion not a race you horrible snipped cock yid

El coperino

i guarantee no one cares

Niggers just got hockey postponed

Wish they’d all fucking die already

no it's the ballad of 190cm (children molested)

190 more like bum shitey

the grandad still has a full head of hair in his 90s

it's a religion that requires membership in an ethnic group you plonker i swear

My grandad was a coal miner and he died when he was 50 and I never got to meet him

Step grandfather carked it when he was 70 though, miss him heaps

yes this is the office someone who watches the good place would work at

Last time I cut my hair was Feb 22 2020

>step grandad
deary me

Ah yes, the wagie playroom.

but you get far more wound up than whoever you're calling dave today does.
you're the one who always starts ranting about dave and posting your pasta
you're the one who needs help if he's bothering you that much

whoopie goldshart doesn't look like your average "jew" now does she
just accept you've got jew curls and move on with your life

Alrite dave

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>190 more like bum shitey
fuckin ell you legend la

just felt the LHC start up again

Have a full head of hair myself

Nah lad some people convert test to DHT more than others, you could have low test but just convert it to DHT a lot so you end up going bald despite being a soy fag

Also low testosterone and other hormone imblaances just fuck your shit up and hair loss is a symptom

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>nameloser calling me a VF
can't make this shit up

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Post the deformed black wojak so london paki starts seething about dave again lmao

step grandad was a chad marine who fought in normandy but he still couldn't escape the wife's sonnery

>the Zig Forums chemical engineers are talking about soy and tesosterone again

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alri salti boi go watch the poz box and COOOOOL down

corr

>Step grandfather

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80yo grandad beginning to mentally decline a bit lads
sad as he was always the good natured clever type to be cracking jokes and stuff

I need her...

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Based. Fuck nigel

Yeah because you’re a batty who’d rather be a VF on his own playing some shit career mode rather than with the lads on some pro clubs

My own father started declining at about age 55 because of lung issues and hypoxia. Was a very clever man all his life and it was horrible to see him start repeating himself or forgetting obvious things. He died a few weeks ago.

Ah i went through that to mate

Just how it goes

Enjoy it while he still remembers ya

omnia latine dictum, altum videtur

happens to us all. my grandad was a policeman but spent his last 5 year watching tv without hearing fucking anything because he refused a hearing aid. not much you cna od about it

arabs be liek
>Q. What's the one thing an arab would never get?
>A. A job.

mine just sits and obsessively checks his blood pressure and talks about all his dead cousins

Umming and ahing about another biscuit from the kitchen

Sorry to hear that mate. Hope you're hanging in there.

Why is he upset?

How can I remove the adult content filter on 3 without a credit card or going into the shop?
Don't want to walk into a 3 store and ask them to remove the block that stops me browsing Zig Forums on my phone and having a quick wank in bed.

How's how there are some cunts who are like brickies and they smoke and drink and injest concrete dust all their life and live to they are 85 completely healthy and then there are old chaps who ate right all their life and exercised and all that and they get dementia at 70

mental

be quiet you vf nf freak

I NEEEED HER

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never encountered this issue on my 3 mobile device (huawei p30)

>nonceychops still desperately trying to prove how much of a sex-having normie he is
alright mate

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>jaçob blake

state of that neck, blimey!

love namefags they give me a target to take hte piss out of. what motivates them i wonder?

Using wifi or 3 network?
Using the same phone. Won't accept a debit card either to unblock it.

Nigger

The gf

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want to smack a peng bum

whyd you ever wanna use Zig Forums outside of your home? bit grim

3 network and wifi
had to use my 4g for a bit of evasion a while ago

youtube.com/watch?v=rJlHpPwiQ9I
another fifa banger

rest in peace

cherry Vanilla Coke

I literally browse Zig Forums on my phone every chance i get

My wifi is slow at home and my mum and dad still have their filter on when I visit them.

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