Which countries can’t fight? Here’s my pitch

Which countries can’t fight? Here’s my pitch.

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Is it a pest control operation you’re referring to?

It's a war, actually.

>Loose to a bunch of stupid birds
>Think they can critizes somebody
You get too cocky on this one aussie bro

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>loses to germans
>loses to the vietnamese
>loses to the algerian
>loses to afghan
>loses to mali insurgents
what a pathetic nation

Why fight when we can make out with fellow evropeans instead

Nice proxy nigger

It’s wasn’t a war :(

>insults the martial prowesses of the most military successful nation ever
>loses to birds
Oh, Australia...

Based

Also you guys had Napoleon, that dude pulled off a Hitler and was almost successful

egypt?

>Also you guys had Napoleon, that dude pulled off a Hitler and was almost successful
Yeah you know... minus the... Polish death camps.

chino chan

can myanmar fight? I feel like they may be lacking a bit

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“If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world… They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop.”

The what now?

we lost all of our prowess on the last century
at least we did ok in the recent wars in the middle east

it's ok pasta bro
you're just 1 battle of the isonzo river away from becoming a superpower

fucking cadorna I swear

they are SEA niggers

Stop bullying France they only lost in WW2.
We should bully the USA instead who fucking lost against rice farmers in Vietnam THAT is pathetic

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Didn't italy lose in an open field battle against ethiopia? Sounds worse to bee h

they lost to an army comprised of 2/3 spearmen infantry

it was more complicated than that
they had the numerical, geographical and logistical advantage, and they were backed up by Russia and France, so they had pretty cutting edge weapons
also pls stop bullying us, it's like beating a dead horse at this point
wrong
100k Ethiopians armed with rifles
we had 25k infantrymen

>Bro they had like Russian built industrial super spears

>rifles are spears

lol
all european powers dabbed on joggers even when outnumbered, that's not an excuse
they BTFO you so hard that you had to use nerve gas even when it was banned by the geneva convention because you couldn't compete

OH NO NO NO
Frenchoids don't stand a chance against ANGLO and GERMAN BVLLS...

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>so they had pretty cutting edge weapons
no
their weapons were literally 1 generation older than what european army currently fielded
their canons were mostly napoleonic era black power canon

>lol
>all european powers dabbed on joggers even when outnumbered
and so we did, when said joggers were not backed up by two European superpowers
>they BTFO you so hard that you had to use nerve gas even when it was banned by the geneva convention because you couldn't compete
you're mistaking the two Abyssinian wars
wrong
as Chris Prouty said
>They [the Italians] had inadequate maps, old-model guns, poor communication equipment and inferior footgear for the rocky ground. (The newer Carcano Model 91 rifles were not issued because Baratieri, under constraints to be economical, wanted to use up the old cartridges.) Morale was low as the veterans were homesick and the newcomers were too inexperienced to have any esprit de corps. There was a shortage of mules and saddles.
meanwhile, Abyssinians were equipped with Remington rifles and Hotchkiss and Maxim machine guns and Hotchkiss rapid fire cannons

>French
Napoleon was Italian

You know France also lost in Vietnam just before the Second Indochina War (Vietnam War) started right?