/brit/

what the fuck am i looking at

no lol

Just realised you autistic fucking losers are so below me and my time

Bye

How do I tell Mum to fuck off and stop trying to force me to do a degree I don’t want to do to get a job I don’t want?

just finished shagging the aspergers gf

howd it go

bit random but it annoys me a bit that the Lord of the Rings is now seen as a kiwi thing

>they're parked outside watching my flat again

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What you think of her?

*shotguns an ice cold beer*

key wee
haha

pretty well tbf
she may be a socially inept freak but she loves a good shag

willy is 7 inches thought it was 6 but i measured and its 7 :)

Mental how come Spotify finna ding dong dollarydoo so much?

way too much blogging in this thread

enjoying a flat peach (yes, I'm STILL calling them flat peaches and shall continue to for all eternity)

NIGGERS

bit excessive that you might hurt someone

your only monthly payments should be car insurance and mortgage desu. grow up.

Probably, or a hot chocolate. I'd go for a hot chocolate, girls like guys that aren't scared of looking a little childish

got a normal 6"x6" willer

morning diego

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love a bit of rain me
it's a nice sensation to walk around in
so much better than overcast anyway

just saw some racism outside of Zig Forums

so you count car insurance, have a mortgage, but don't count home insurance?

east asia seems to be surpassing the west in many ways and westerners seem powerless to stop it

tickle my prostate

moores pasties are so peng

thats ok
its 6 when not fully erect so like if i shag with a 75% boner its like 6.5. 100% erect is a full 7 :D

makes sense because i made a gf cum a few times before

moop?

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How come your willies come in inches? Mine's in centremetres :(

very nice girl, very submissive, easy to get under her skin. came from a well off family who came to switzerland when she was young
i remember she gave me lots of gifts, often expensive high end stuff, paid for travels too. probably did that with all of her bfs although sometimes i like to imagine i was the only one
i was young, dumb, impulsive and liked to fuck around though so it didn't fare too well

... out of business ...

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I don't like hot chocolate :(
my mum said get a flat white

>namefagging idiot talking about blogposting

my willard? measured in cubits
simple as

mine comes in vaginas waheey

Mine comes in your sister

willy gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the ways i like it

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just get tea you retard

copealone seethes about blogging because he has nothing to blog about. he's a boring joyless miser.

Hot choc gives me an immediate urgent need to do an explosive poo

Vile nonce Paki FREAK
You need locking up and the key thrown away
You need to be thrown off a building
You need castrating. Oh wait that might have happened already
Kill yourself and your whole family you disgusting hairy Paki oaf

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your car insurance should be paid anually you mug

Thats a shame I guess. She sounds like she's a good one.

>5’8
IT’S OVER

qt saw my filth-encrusted bed and I was like 'its a single mattress on top of another single mattress so that makes it a double bed haha!' before she ran away vomiting nearly tripping over one of my pissbottles in the process

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Just murdered a Frenchman and I will kill another one of the pathetic runts if pressed

Stella Artois is so grim why is it so popular

morning guvnor

people don't actually like beer they just like getting drunk and appearing manly

i drink tea without milk and dont want to seem like a freak in public

me too i dont like the taste either

fuck off

what takeaway should I get?

yanks think its a fancy european beer lmao

it’s all a bit grim, isn’t it