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Don’t put all your eggs in one basket

I'd like to travel europe one day, I'd like to afor the most part avoid the touristy areas and try and have a unique experience.

did you ever experience young love?

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Remember to stay hydrated.

>guilty of being white

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You aren't English. You are Australian. It will never change, so why don't you just accept it?

If you see a Frenchman, the best option is to grab the nearest sharp or blunt object and either stab or beat him to death with it

Very unfortunate that my ancesors were not criminals or i could be sitting in sunny australia supping a vee bee longneck this very moment

1980s Ireland sounds like a lot more craic than now

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What’s wrong with looking like those guys? They fuck the shit out of the top 1% of Amish teen pussy

Nah never had any romatic experience except a mates autistic drunk sister held my hand all night and I didn't know how to reject her advances

why's that?

You can say that again LMAO

Yeah aha
*Makes $35 an hour doing unskilled manual labour*

Mad that indonesia and all those poor island places are right beside australia they could go to them anytime like we go to spain

Howso?

One of the good things was that the IRA was still out and about killing British soldiers and members of the royal family

in addition, the surprise finance internship i seem to have been offered now clashes horrendously with my final uni exams, which have been delayed to the start of next year to COVID so im not sure if i should take it or not

is it better to:
>Get a 2.1 and have no internship
>Get a 2.2. and have a Goldman Sachs internship under my belt

most of australia's settlers were free men and women
convicts were literally just slave labour for a few years to set up the place

Yeah that's what Bali is

Copus Maximus

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It's better to FO, you LC

What's the IRA up to now then lol did they make a big dent on the British Army?

if you want something you've never had before, you have to do something you've never done before
never give credit to someone else for something that happened to you
the credit goes to the decisions you made along the way
actions have consequences

sounds pretty craic!

Go on, say it again

There’s a slight risk of getting kidnapped and beheaded

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typical Irish behaviour that

blog on

200 youtube videos on my watch later but none i feel like watching
don't feel like deleting any either

state of bali is so grim
they took something beautiful and turned it into hell

Haha, cool thread OP.

HOWEVER

Is there a british television character stronger than Devil Finger?

Keep in mind I'm talking about Devil Finger who has absorbed the power of Cow Bite girl with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, the Rinnegan, a perfect Susano'o and the ability to control the juubi and the Gedou Mazou.

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>80s Ireland
>no Lidls anywhere

NOPE.avi

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me dad (full english) got angry yesterday because my half-irish mum made a slightly pro-IRA comment

Last day of my placement year. Will miss being paid money to do work

Yeah I intend to never go there
Otherwise it's just Pacific islands and Japan isn't too expensive for an actual country otherwise it's fucked expensive
You don't know how good you have it in that regard

mad how a man with grubby nails on the street actually got the better of the president riding in the back of a limousine.

get a 2.1 and do the goldman
hard work nigga, get used to it.

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understandable

IRA? more like I Are Gay

>devil finger
haven't thought about this for 15 years but i can still hear it clearly

Can’t believe the IRA almost killed Thatcher, they were a hens trot away from it

That would have been good craic

This. Do the exams and offer to make up lost time at weekends unpaid for GS

giggle and hoot at europeans talking about asia and the pacific like it's some mystical paradise
wish we could capture the look on their face as they land in fiji and are greeted by darren and sharon taking a week off dole bludging

Do native Englishmen (White) face discrimination in Wales often?

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thatcher was based
dont give a fuck what northern monkeys think

Good lad. My Dad would probably beat me if I said something pro IRA.

kek reminds me of my parents
fuck up you frog bastard

She helped invent mr whippy ice cream

based mum
cringe dad

Craic is right.

yeah and i almost won the euromillions

I avoided this by booking a massive dive on the wrong side of Fiji and basically had the entire place to myself, except the frogs and lizards

Quite mental how internationally popular the Mr Bean character is
Something very true to the human experience in him

yes

>Although Thatcher narrowly escaped the blast, five people connected with the Conservative Party were killed, including a sitting Conservative MP, and 31 were injured.

Just does, my dad tells me stories and stuff. Everyone just went on the beer the whole time

Mad that there were all these lads running about killing each other for fun in northern direland and then they all got let out of jail and now some of them are in government

this is an urban myth and not true

GO AWAY IRA
GO AWAY YOU ARE GAY

yer da is a brekky?

Almost killed Maggie, but Bobby really did die covered in his own shit. Mad how that worked out.

That’s messed up

not that mental, there's just no language barrier

That post was originally about The Joker but changed it to Mr Bean at the last moment

>His ancestor owned less than 10,000 km of land
>His ancestor was not a highly successful Pastoralist
>His ancestor did not own the most amount of land in his country for a period of time
>His ancestor did not come from nothing to riches
>His ancestor did not establish a Pastoralist dynasty which lasts to this day

Funny how the only Irishman I know is a little pasty gay bloke
funny that

hate mr bean
hate monty python
hate fawlty towers
hate wallace and grommit

love blackadder
love father ted

simple as

had an electrician round just now and started chatting about the area ive just bought a flat in.
he warned me about "suspicious activity" in the bushes along the river.
i asked him what he meant by that and he said that shirt-lifting occurs lmao.

I sent my resume several days ago and the girl responded me yesterday and said text me on whatsapp i'll call you and we'll talk about the job. But I'm afraid to talk to her :(

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Doesn’t matter how you go out to the big man upstairs

reading and looking at stuff on the internet

Wallace and Grommit gave me genuine nightmares

funny how you're a smelly frog rat

*taps sign*
says there MAPS EDITION
NOT BLOG EDITION etc
post maps

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Ireland would be reunited by now if the IRA hadn't killed Prince Charles's favourite uncle

Based

Mad how Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness were literally targeting and attempting to kill one another in covert operations in the 80s then they became best bros in Stormont in the 00’s

Just rape her you coward

hehe

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>Africa
>Dutch writing

what exactly does this have to do with British culture?

I can see your seethe
faggy little Gayrishman

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Just pace around your apartment for 15 minutes hyping yourself up, that's what I do!

suicide and unbaptised babies are a big no-no to the sky daddy

Here's a map from 1793

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Remember parody accounts
State of them

A Ballymurphy Nigger!

Apparently he was so hungry towards the end that he even ate da poo poo out of desperation.

People then we’re really dogshit at drawing

That's his real account, he is a nutter

Ahahahaha

corr would ye look at that. blimey

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test

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430 million of the yellow bastards, someone should really put a stop to them. They'll be up to 500 million before you know it

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brrraaap