/brit/

what are you waiting for?

Can feel a huge poo brewing in the depths of my anus de lads

how do i contact varg?

I've done it, I'm immoral. I hope my gf dies first because I can take it more than she could take it if I died first.

if youve been using that site in the last youve made a big mistake.

you forgot to take out your buttplug from last night

Hoes mad

That’s mature and responsible, but I’m sure you have many, many decades before you die. Chill the fuck out.

Keep us updated on the churning of your colon

guns are based

haven't ordered since early july

Dad’s doing a mock Chinese accent saying: “Oh no the bat flu is coming. Protect Huawei”

anyone else like to stand up when they need a poo and hold it in for a little bit
it feels really good

friday de lids

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Theres no such thing as easy

All men should accept this as a truth of reality, no point sulking about it

who even is bella thorne

what's she listening to

im confident I have a decent chance of becoming a literal muscle giant trough subliminal audio tracks

ok, so you're a /brit/poster
that don't impress me much

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Grime beats are fuckin mad

How do they make them, they sound arcadey as fuck

wheres homealone?

out on the lash as usual

Former Disney star that looks like a tranny

ello
What is a funny name
Please quick I need something

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Personally, I could take the fact suffering is the default mode better if we weren’t lied to all throughout childhood that life will be wonderful and perfect if we work hard in school.

Schools need to be fucking abolished or at least severely reformed.

if i ever go to prison i will request solitary confinement and do squats all day

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still had a tenner worth of coins on my account. bummed i shouldve transferred it back

10/10 aesthetics in this image

After christmas we'll all be living in hollowed out tree trunks and standing around oil drums for warmth

nah geezer just here sippin

she started it

rip off the same ruff sqwad beats for two decades

Never knew shania looked like this

Phwoooar

>what's she listening to
youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw

Wish I lived somewhere like Aidensfield lads

Eustace
Hector
Nestor

just seen some goatfuckers wearing fucking pyjamas talking fucking jihadi. it’s over

What ye readin', Deeg3000?

>Never knew
wtf are you talking about? Shania is peng af

Thought that said Adelaide at first
Would you consider Adelaide?

A quarter of my life gone by and I’ve met all my friends online

>BREAKING: the government has announced that the latest R number range for the UK is 0.9-1.1
best get back to work then wagies

In East London, we cock back
North London might cock back
South London might cock back
West London might cock back
Surrounding counties, they cock back
All over Europe, they cock back
The yankee mandem just cock back
Mind your head don't get popped back

che manolo como anda la tumba de franco

> tfw no bang average gf

quality rob t bh

I'm touching cloth, time to jettison this negro

Wish i lived in grimsby in england very unified peaceful place

thinking about 16 year old schoolgirls again lads

Wish I lived somewhere like Cheadle lads

'

Not now, it's the weekend!

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Who are you quoting?

if I go to canada can i meet a korean gf?

Not a single post in this thread so far that makes me want to reply due to how interesting that post was

dumbfuck

Ooowee, let her rip, brother. DROP THE BOMB!!!

Only thing I know about Adelaide is the Bodies in the Barrels murders so no thanks

Is it like Aidensfield?

I think it would be very easy to get an abo gf

youtube.com/watch?v=SHVbVBLlhCM

Yeah people used to be more prepared for life because they left school early, teachers hit them and they weren’t mollycoddled.

jerking it to some 20 yo girls insta but accidentally scrolled 4 years back

Havent seen her since i was a kid and the music vids were on telly

Why would I care?

im not sure

@781
fuck off back to /sp/ then you degenerate mongoloid

twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/1299229587445035008

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>sciencefocus.com/nature/the-man-who-lived-like-a-goat/

Is that the New Australian coal fired train? The last genuine article in the world?

That was yonks ago mate, Adelaide is beautiful and serene now.

nothing quite like the feeling of finally releasing a poo that's been trying to escape for 2-3 days

>insta
post it

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This Argentinian is so fucking weird

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All muslims are ignorant

Arabs have great potential and a good people generally but islam is a cancer

not sure if you guys have doxed me from my posting style or if it's just coincidence that im a scottish poster who behaves autistically

I once matched with a (spoiler) transexual (spoiler) islander girl from new zealand

My dying wish, user. Please... please copulate and have children.

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it is a very cunt move from bella thorne (note: my entire understanding of this debacle comes from that yank's post)
i'd be pissed

Is this the mythical reverse findom?

Still not going to risk it. It looked very grim in the film 'snowtown' which is my only source so that's put me off aswell.

I have 5 irl friends. The rest are online. All my relationships have been distance relationships too.

I don’t blame myself too much though. I can’t stand being around people in person.

Japan is a country of incel shut-in nonces

ok

i vividly remember that music video where she was wearing a funeral outfit

Ooh heck that was NOT a clean operation

I think "apologist" may be my least favourite word. Any time I see it now I stop reading and find something better to do with my time.

what the fuck the prime minister of japan died ???!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xGAbh0uMDcY

Was chatting away to a girl and my last snap was sent delivered like 20 hours ago and she hasn’t opened. She did say she was on a ‘social media detox’ but I think she’s just not interested. She’ll probably send me some dry snap back when she opens, should I bother responding lads?

i DANCE of glee
i spin!i SPIN!

surreptitiously sniffed the gfs arsehole this morning and think she noticed

he's sick so he resigned

you qatar be kidding me

so you have 5 friends and have had 0 relationships

Wish I was a 24 year old Pakistani who worked in his families Kebab shop and associated curry house lads

Collateral damage was expected. I just hope you didn't get any splashback.

You seen his son?

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It's a country of hard working salarymen youve just watched too much anime and think everyone is a hikokomori