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be quiet you runt

Post cute Anglo brunettes with pale skin, preferably in their mid thirties or early forties with outdated fashion-wise but modest clothing

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alri mohammed whats occurin tonight?

hello

what are you gonna do, go crying to mummy? grow up, kid

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>yes waiter I’d like to have some plain white toast, hold the flav-
>hold on, what is THAT?
>CALAMARI!? OH NO HOW TERRIFYING ON A COSMIC SCALE AHHHHHHHHH
>OH FUCK IM GOING WICKETY WACKETY BONKERS CRAAAAAZAAAAY
>IMAGINE IF THOSE TENTACLES WERE IN SPACE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH NOOOOOOO
>THIS IS HORRIFYING THE UNIVERSE IS A DEEP DARK VOID FULL OF MASSIVE SQUIDS AAAAAAUGH I THINK I’M GONNA CTHOOM!!
>OH NO I’M CTHOOOOOOMING HRNNNNGGGGGHHH TENTACLES EVERYWHERE NOOOOOOOO
>IS THAT...IS THAT AN OCTOPUS? WUH AAAAAAAAAAAA I’M GOING INSAAAAAANE!!!!

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This is dave:

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Also posts on /sp/ and Zig Forums, and Zig Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.

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Why even post this?
You know I'm not gonna stop posting cause you told me to.
You know it.
Just shut the fuck up.

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Simply keep the two separated completely

Imagine his cat and the dog from the dambusters had a baby

Did schizo move to Australia

requesting an australian vocaroo
always get yanks and emmett and mikey and that irish fellow posting vocaroo but not once have we gotten an aussie on the line

what's with women pretending to like poker these days?

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>in their mid thirties or early forties
???

boomer here
its been a thing for years, women/gambling is a common thing

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So fucking GO ON and say it cunt I'm still waiting
I think you must be lying

>boomer here
I dont believe you

>/s/ is NOT for /r/EQUESTS

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pipe down em
they can't hurt you here

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Don't let the haters get to you, Em

Just make a thread about pirate slags

An extremely amusing post

What's so confusing about that?

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They can't hurt me anywhere.

uk, okay
uk, okay
uk, okay

I wish pirates could annex Ireland

Love Em laying the smackdown on you dweebs. He says it how it is. A true maverick.

Yeah you're such A TOUGH BADASS BITCH
You sniveling little fucking ratbagged slut
This is your chance. This is your moment.
SAY IT CUNT

or you're full of shit

I shall break it down for you:
In the early days of renaissance polyphony, continental writers pointed to "la contenance angloise" as a desirable trait when writing music. This was a particularly florid style of composition, present in the compositions of Dunstable and later in Frye and Hothby. It was especially influential on the composers of the Burgundian school, who constituted the first generation of Franco-Flemish composers.
England's relative isolation from the continent meant that many of the composers of the renaissance lagged behind their continental contemporaries. They were still able to produce works of considerable sophistication and beauty (cf. the Eton choirbook) but in terms of musical innovation, England fell behind. Byrd was the one exception, as a man who was able to write in the style of the Franco-flemish masters and even surpass them without the exposure to their music which his continental brethren were able to enjoy.

Into the baroque, and the English again lagged behind: the English viol school incorporated knowledge from various Italian emigres, but it wasn't until Purcell arrived on the scene that a genuinely world-beating composer could claim to hail from these isles. His untimely death thanks to his whore of a wive left a chasm in the English music scene which was not filled until Handel arrived and realised that the English were a nation of artless shopkeepers: in return for his music, they would give him lots of money.

And so began a trend which would continue for centuries. Handel gave way to Haydn, Mozart and Beethoven: all composers of foreign birth who came to England to earn lots of money from a people who thought it better to buy foreign talent than finance anything homegrown. Arguably, it was not until Elgar emerged that England felt it had anything which could contend with European composers, and anyone who has listened to much Elgar will know that he is not a consistently great composer.

boomer here, dont tell me ok boomer again or ill hit ya

this about your sis?

Elbowed the gf in the face last night while sleeping. Really really fucking hard too. Had a crazy dream and jerked and just nailed her in the eye with my boney fucking elbow. She cried a lot but knew it was an accident. Her eye is looking really bad. Jesus Christ lad

i really read everything you posted

this isnt some grand constructed persona schizo leaf has put on for years is it? he actually is mental isnt he

Don't have any motivation to do anything beyond drinking haha

So, you are full of shit? You're lying?
You're bullshitting? Its all bullshit? You're a bullshitter?
THANK YOU for letting the good people know.

Simply NEED to stop consooming lads. Is there some way I can block my debit card from purchases that aren't groceries?

mad how england was widely considered one of the least backwards places in europe before the norman invasion

you can't even annex new mexico lmao

yeah legit bonkers

yeah he’s legit a mental case

Mexico is not a world power

embarrassingly clueless.

how could it be a persona? we know everything about him. we've known his home address for years and he remains totally unfazed

If the GF is pressuring me for marriage, is it a good time to mention that I don't think she puts enough effort into her appearance for me? Legitimate question because that's the main thing stopping me marrying her.

I worry what will happen to someone like him in 10-20 years? Like honestly what would happen

Mate he is a nutter, probably over the rainbow crazy

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watching the friends episodes with elle mcpherson
weird munted accent and shit body do NOT get the appeal of supermodels

ONE CANDLE SJKAJSAKSJAKSJAKSJAKSJA

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I think he uses the thread to argue with his sister for some unknown reason

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Don't marry her, fuck me

You had your chance but you BLEW IT
The moment has gone
I’m tougher than you’ll ever be so go back snivelling to whatever grovel you came from
I’m still. Still fighting, more than you could ever do

Lying little fucking sniveling piece of shit rat bitch.

BLOG
ON
WOG

Nah he’s just an attention seeker

I'll ask /adv/, but they always give me oestrogen soaked replies that call me a piece of shit because I want her to wash her hair more often.

Only tell her that if you're normally totally blunt and honest about your feelings.

sabe pa

you need to tell her asap
if you don't you fall in the same trap every other shmuck ends up in

Indeed, it is not until Britten that we can comfortably claim any composer as among the best in the world. Vaughan Williams appealed to a particular brand of pastoralism and has a lot to recommend him, but ultimately we might remove his works from the canon without much great loss. Whether any post-Britten English composer will attain his level of achievement remains to be seen, but we continue to hope for the best.

pipe down kid, the grown-ups are talking

the only rat here is you, son
little snitch bitch

Quit your psychobabble. The adults are talking, kid

stiches get snitches

> 0.o

yo wtf

>shitting on vaughan williams
paki confirmed

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