/brit/

sumatran coffee and seeded toast for brekky

peng trim 2bh

Might copy the trim

Yeah after watching all the videos of it, its an injustice that hes in jail

Miss sitting in yosushi getting hammered on Japanese beer and harrassing the female members of staff. Good old days, pre-COVID of course

im 26 years old and never had a girlfriend NOT EVEN CLOSE

good evening 5'8 it's over lad
good morning 26 years old and never had a girlfriend not even close lad

my money way longer than a nascar race

morning 26 years old and never had a gf lad

He's got some big shot lawyer now I think. Probably end up set for life if he can get people for defamation.

once bought a nude photo book of korean lasses for 15 bob

my political ideology? communo-capitalism

why not?

based boorish jap salaryman larper

he is 26 years old and never had a girlfriend NOT EVEN CLOSE

hello

What do you talk about on second date?

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Nations rise and fall due to geography, culture, institutions and luck. Race? Doesn't exist.

not out of lack of trying i'm sure

breast men are capitalists
ass men are socialists

review the first day

i'm a vagina man

third positionist

oi oi m8

this is ME

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>showing romatic interest means abandoning all your social dignity
>Not getting poon means having no dignity
Reckon they need to solve this paradox

yes i am
this is me

im serious dood, Im brainlet in these worldly matters

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there are a lot more than three positions lad, you could be a hips man, a legs man, a face man, a skin man, or even a gay man

I'm a cock man

shut it you freak
i'm not helping a yank

what the fuck did you talk about on the first date?

I'M AN ASSMAN
*fameassers you*

never met anyone who admits to be any of those apart from maybe a legs man. hips man is just arse man in denial.

>showing romatic interest means abandoning all your social dignity
not really

>Neo-Taíno sexual freedom is well documented by such as Bartolomé de las Casas, Gonzalo Fernández de Oviedo y Valdés and Amerigo Vespucci. Father de las Casas writes: "The Indian women of Cuba, as once did women of many places, went naked. Married women wore a small skirt or apron, called an enagua, which did not cover their breasts and rarely reached the knee. These women in the marriage ceremony, took to the marriage chamber all the friends of the husband, and later emerged to the cry Manikato, the cry of victory."
Lads, ever thought about having a gangbang with your mate's bride on the wedding day?

Why did you vote for Brexit? Don't you want free trade?

>NatSoc
Makes sense.

dating is honestly awful
wish I was good looking enough to just shag without that rubbish

her life, job, hobbies, where she grew up, and shit like that
I feel like I've exhausted all topics now

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had my extra sleep I mentioned in a previous thread ~7am and am NOW ready for saturday
god bless science and nature documentaries on youtube. pure chill-out kino to sleep to. don't remember what I was dreaming about other than being on a motorbike at some point

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

i'm a breast man but i rate arses

have never been on a single date
can you guess the reason why?

local grocer opens up in a little less than 2 hours
time to check the weekly deals

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can you point me to who asked?

Mabye not in your third world boundless society
Never once seen somebody hit on somebody else without everyone else collectively thinking and saying 'maaaaate'

nah because you're a hips man then you're looking for a woman to bear lots of children for you, a true traditionalist

Maybe slap her around a bit, I hear women like that.

I'm an autist who is becoming less of one but when I act like that it never fucking works, those questions are like a job internet you need like a natural flow, I'm surprised you got a second date with that.

finna work out

you got a based arrange marriage instead

I'M THE ASSMAN
Bum, Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum
Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum

*points the fat withered slag with a cigarette in her mouth you call your ma*

Nazis are latent bumders

youtube.com/watch?v=HagcHqOiaVY

very funny made me laugh

you like it in the bum?

job is actually a fairly common topic among working adults you fucking zoom zoom

no not quite
its actually because im 26 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE

anyone remember the cuckio meme

i'm an anime man

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Same haha I assume you speak about stuiff you talked about on the first date?

Don't need to worry myself with dating and such as I am unattractive

doing it wrong then

no
what was it about

Goo goo g'joob

32 years old
one gf (8/10) from age 21 to 25

haven’t so much as hugged a girl since the breakup
beginning to think i will never have sex again

memeing aside its actually quite sad about the black panther lad :( hard to believe he kept it a secret all along

F

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The great captain's of history
Alexander the great
Hannibal Barca
Caesar
Napoleon Bonaparte
Emmet Garcin

can't stop playing fall guys

can't you just have sex with the asians?

Not me. They died, remember?

on every level including the physical this is me

Like swayze and the spartacus man.

I know the secret

it was a character modeled after the italian plumber who is the protagonist of the mario video game series

>Not including will slim
Cringe

Ah yes, lesbian mating rituals

Ahh user, be explicit why would I repeat questions from first date?

rorke's not going to like this post

don't want an ugly one

oh no did the rich celebrity use his money to treat and hide his illness for several years?

what’s the secret?

Don't mix with them really

Pre-ordered crusader kings 3 de lads.
Comes out soon can't wait de LADS

Wwatching that afterlife show

hate myself and want you to die

I mean like if she said she likes something you could ask her she is getting on with it etc.

yeah sad when people die young, probably was going to have a big career now he is just a meme from a meme film

why me?

Fucking Baltic foday

Had a dream last night that the corona vaccine was out and you couldn't travel if you didn't get it

Just thinking about that dancing cat again lads

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can't wait for the USA to collapse so Arizona, Utah and Nevada can become part of Australia, as they are meant to be

this will happen

rorke be like so lady how's your job today

hmm that makes sense, let me try to pull it off. Man I still feel like she just wants a fren, how do I find out if she wants a relationship? I'll be holding her hand while walking, fucking facemask ruled out kissing fuck

get a younger gf, they're easier to control

send the buggers back

wouldn’t even know how to begin going about this

that's a fair question to ask dumb nigger

elon musk is up to no good

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