Why is

Why is
>My microdick small (14 cm)
>Height short (173 cm)
>Hands smaller than female average
Why?
But I know why I am an Incel

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just be a girl(male). it's like your destiny.

no

yes

are you the leaf who posted his body the other day? get fit and pay a whore, just go for it, and don't think too much about what anons from a mongol website have to say

no im hairy as fuck
nope I didn't
i want a normal life that's all :(

You are coping son

>14 cm
you are basically a girl already

>no im hairy as fuck
Not a problem at all

Your dick is alright
You are short, compansate with aggression or muscle
Same here
No one to blame but yourself

i want a girl to appreciate me without needing muscles. Muscles attract the wrong crowd

No one will appreciate lazy, self-hating canuck like that.

You are a guy, you can compensate with a million things like personality (easiest), wealth, sporty looks, nice friend circle
Imagine an ugly girl. Yep, there is nothing she can do.

>ugly girl
Are we talking about ugly girl or super ugly girl?

Oh, it's that poolish tryhardcel simp from /fit

since no one on the internet is having realistic ideals of beauty, i probably mean super ugly girls.

hypocrite

you're right
i didnt go to college. i don't have a social circle

Well I'm 165cm with 13cm dicke

Welp her only hope is to be super rich or settle with super ugly guy.

>13cm dicke
You mean clit?

You're a girl (male)
I am a male (male). I am supposed to be proud and big

just marry your cousin bro wtf.

Women are subhumans, OP.

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>The femboy made a post

>14cm
>male
at best you are xhe

>femboy

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>int
>not an incel board

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>FEMBOY HOOTERS ANIME TIDDIES THIGH SOCKS CUMZONE I'M COOMING
Did you finally hit your puberty, zoomie?

Do penis enlargement exercises then

When did int become r9k?

>Why is my microdick small?
I've heard somewhere that microdicks usually are pretty small.

Just go for twink core and date artsy shmartsy girls. You need to watch Godard, Gallo, Kubrick and Noa before you go into this field. Even if you hate it just tell her you like it lmao.

Also I heard dick humiliation porn is a thing. They could work out for him.

>Oh annon your dick is so micro, I haven't see anything so small, let me take a photo and show it to all my friends, they sure will have a great laugh out of it

This guy is like less than 170 and is a complete druggy but fucked dozens and dozens of young art hoes and now happily married and has a daughter.

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Good for him, now think about OP and that he is wither than taller canuck with micropenis.

Why are you so bitter and angry. Ill cheer u up with my 7'5. Baby

>wither
*wider lmao

also OP I was just bullshiting you the whole time, do want you want and have a good life
14cm is fine