Why yes I am an aspiring multitrillionaire tech mogul. How did you know?

Why not just stay at a hotel instead?

Imagine the smell

Hotels would be $200 a night

>200 a night

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Imagine the noise FUCK

Look at that Marxist ass shit.

thanks for neither providing context nor source of that pic
classic Zig Forums high quality move there

That's my yearly wage...

Seems like a ok alternative if you just moved to a new city and found a suitable apartment yet

The cuck cabin

The one in LA costs more than 2000 USD per month

I used to live in shared student housing and moved into an apartment and lost all social interaction I miss having arguments over the dishes and why someone didn't buy toilet paper

do NPCs really

Imagine how much you can connect to people and grow your career opportunities by networking in such conditions

Communal living is great for making friends

>tfw will never get shitfaced in my room and shock 18-year old freshmen by coming out for another beer at 1 PM on a weekday again
whoooo knoooows ... where the tiiiime goeeees ...

lived in downtown sf (had my room) for $1300 a month

it would be fine as a short term solution as you say, while you sort out a permanent flat. The nonsense is that the owners market it as some sort of alternative lifestyle thing that is actually really positive and wholesome. It's not. It's exploitatively charging people a ridiculous amount of money for very little, and badging that very little as somehow a brilliant and better way of living

I don't care about having friends. Yours and mine definitions of a 'friend' are too different. For me what I require of a friend is not realistic in real life, nowadays. I don't care about some people who only want to drink beer and talk with me for the evening. The only friends I ever want to make is my future wife and my kids.

you can either end up with great people with whom you can grill and go to parties, or you can end up with a smelly druggie who never does his dishes and gets into physical fights with you

my gf and i each pay $1400 a month for our place in london.

It's fucking nice though and we can afford it so who cares

All the times you saw afro-norwegians leaving your blonde female roommate's room

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you're talking to someone who actively misses getting into fights about doing dishes. I suspect he's in the second of the groups you describe

how do you even masturbate in this situation?

Nah my housemates were nice and very outgoing people. Not doing any chores is just basic part of student live.
Lmao, someone I know had such a roommate and often the bucks would also go around the house stealing shit when they were done.