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my german brothers and sisters were forced to flee their homes by warmongering russians why is europe so mean to us
Back then every country was run by inbred warmongers sadly, now look all of the damage it's done to us :(
>totaler krieg
You subhuman baboon. You literal dog.
How dare you speak, you sickly pale monkey. How dare you open your thin lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, germ*Noid. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your species and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Europe can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the frozen tundra you came out of, you literal chimp.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Bosphorus and rape some sheep, as is in the germ's nature. It would still be the only pussy you ever had. Give Giorgios and Giovanni a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. G*rmanoid obsession with Rome is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution g*rmans have made to the medical field. The MUH NORDIC EVROPA sentiment in the average g*rman dog is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your g*rmanic hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of semen slabbed on your face every morning will make you MED. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of MEDITERRANEAN heritage.
You g*rmanoid.
You make a dumpster look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the blight of the world.
Go rot beneath the Earth's surface you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, g*rmanoid, you have a job making an object vastly superior to yourself. A dildo. Coincidentally, it would be the first time a g*rmanic "man" satisfied a woman.
Die, g*rmanoid. No one would miss you. Except for eunuchs, who now would have no one to make them look good
Go back to Kreuzberg
>Kreuzberg
that's unironically where I live kek
Best Great Germany
>Slovenia, Luxemburg, Denmark, Czechia
why?
I can tell by the pasta
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GROßDEUTSCHLAND............................
WHAT COUD HAVE BEEN.................................................
>muh greater germany map
>it's always made with the ethnicities pre-1945 in mind
why?
>why?
because these threads are lways made by middle school lunchtable loners that think that the wrong guys wo WW2
>Slovenia
Med access
>Luxembourg
Aesthetics, and it is (or was) German speaking
>Denmark
Not really German, but they applied to join the German confederation (so they could keep Schleswig-Holstein) but Bismark didn't want them in because they'd cause problems. But had they joined they would have been directly annexed into the German empire after France and Austria were defeated, so it was a realistic alternative historical route that could have happened.
>Czechia
It was more than 50% German before WWII. Czechs would basically be treated as a Slavic minority, sort of like those other Slavs I can't remember the name of near Berlin. Anyway, it was a part of the German Confederation and was always expected to be a part of a greater German state if it would ever form.
This is clearly a post WWI map, not WWII. WWII alt-Germany maps always include some form of Lebensraum, which this does not. With WWI, there were no good or bad guys, so it's totally acceptable to mess around with the other paths.
But then again, it's not like the good guys won WWII either. We replaced one genocidal maniac with another and called it a victory.
Do you have any irl friends?
Have you ever had sex?
I think I know the answer to both questions already
>This is clearly a post WWI map, not WWII. WWII alt-Germany maps always include some form of Lebensraum, which this does not. With WWI, there were no good or bad guys, so it's totally acceptable to mess around with the other paths.
>But then again, it's not like the good guys won WWII either. We replaced one genocidal maniac with another and called it a victory.
Pretty much everyone who routinely posts on /his/ has there own alternate history larp. And I'm not Zig Forums, in my head canon I have Germany go through liberal reform and decolonization after winning the war, so I really don't have any dark, extreme right-wing intentions here. Also, if I show you zoomed out version you will clearly see I am more of a Byzantiboo larper (posted the zoomed in because then I don't have to explain a million other things about Europe).
cringe
>Pretty much everyone who routinely posts on /his/ has there own alternate history larp. And I'm not Zig Forums, in my head canon I have Germany go through liberal reform and decolonization after winning the war, so I really don't have any dark, extreme right-wing intentions here. Also, if I show you zoomed out version you will clearly see I am more of a Byzantiboo larper (posted the zoomed in because then I don't have to explain a million other things about Europe).
so you're a total virgin, got it
ok this is based
I mean yeah I'm a virgin but only because I'm a closeted faggot. I have two bachelor degrees in chemistry and physics from one of the top universities in my country and I'm in the best shape of my life because I'm shipping off to the Navy in January to work as a nuclear engineer.
ein große dürüm mit alles und scharf alter
have sex racist
>closeted faggot
ok this is cringe&yikes
>It was more than 50% German before WWII.
No it wasn't you retard, ge*ms were always immigrants and a minority
eastern germans were mongrels anyway
no you have sex, ger*Noid incel
you're women are getting BLACKED at this very moment while you're shitposting on Zig Forums like the cuck you are
Not only did Germans make up almost half the population, but today, most Czechs have some amount of German ancestry. Cope harder.
they were BALTOSLAVIC chads
west germans are Alpinoid-Nordoid mutts
>you're women are getting BLACKED
i dont care im not that much into german girls
t. """"german""""-russian
>ja hallo wie wagst du es zu sagen das deutsche keine reinrassigen Arier sind, du must russe sein
piss dich
They didn't, ge*moids were less than a third of the population of Czech crown lands
>but today, most Czechs have some amount of German ancestry.
so what? We have ancestry from all parts of Europe, we unironically call ourselves the mutts of Europe, obviously there will be some ge*m too
Fill this shit out and talk to me then you faggot piece of shit.
What was the second plane called? Anyone?
I think Germany as it is right now is quite comfy and a good place to live in.
We don't need Prussia or Austria or whatever. It's all good.
now you faggot
we already have prussia
>I think Germany as it is right now is quite comfy and a good place to live in.
>We don't need Prussia or Austria or whatever. It's all good.
What does the light blue represent?
its my people
this bingo is highly subjective
i won't play it it's bullshit
Haha retard I'm not actually gonna fill that shit out lmao haha stupid
It's Alsace-Lorraine a region that has been French and German and French and German and French and German many times throughout history.
Last time I was there they considered themselves French though so I guess it's alright that they're part of France.
Country borders are silly anyway
Try again. There are other light blue areas.