What's your first thought when get up?

Mine is something like:
Oh no no no, not again. Why can't I just die?

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Mine was: Dick is hard and yet again im completely alone in this bed.

unironically my first thought is always
>why do i have boner?

>time to go back to sleep

probably something like 'now i'll take a bath, put on clothes, get out the door at 7:40.. i have classes to 15:30 today, i wonder what weather is like today'

>oh shit, here we go again

sex

Just jump off a highway if you want to die so much, sweetie.

wanting to die =! wanting to suffer

>another day without a German bf
the pain is neverending

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bitch ass pussy you just want to complain but not do anything about it

I'm glad most people don't do anything about it. Don't derail the thread.

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seek help

If you love germans so much why don't you marry it?

>I need a bf, cuddling with the billow doesn't help

Are you gonna pay a psychiatrist for me? shut the fuck up.

>it
I don't know what you're referring to.

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This

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Thank god I'm not American.

Im on autopilot until i get to the coffee machine.

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It is gas massaging your prostate.

>it's nearly September and I still have to wear a fucking mask when I go outside

No thoughts. Just the feeling of tiredness and planning out my morning routine which I execute diligently

Why am I still not married to my future wife.

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Something like
Ugh need to work now

Jesus, what an NPC

Mine is woke up with a hardon again, time to whack off, gotta hurry before...too late, the faggots are back.

I usually think that I need to check my phone for e-mails that came in the night.

I get legit anxious because of it. I don't want to check anything.

>Oh no no no, not again. Why can't I just die?
literally me. I guess its a third world thing

SEX SEX SEX

Disappointment.