It's over for me (incel)

my ideal gf:
around same age as me but ideally same
around same height as me but ideally same
brown hair
skinny

me:
manlet (173 cm)
brainlet (low iq)
handlet (smaller hands than female average)
dicklet (14 cm)
brown hair
hairy

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just find an asian/indian, ez af

IF YOUR ONLY PROBLEM IS NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND THEN YOU'RE A LUCKY FAGGOT

GET OUT OF HERE YOU NORMALFAG PIECE OF SHIT

>My ideal gf
You know, I don't think I give a shit anymore lol

a day will come, when a horrible thread isnt made by a ZHANG, but IT IS NOT THIS DAY

Lazy self-hating canouck strikes again.

>manlet (173 cm)
you also said you wanted a woman the same height, and 173 is slightly tall for a woman
>brainlet (low iq)
doesn't matter
>handlet (smaller hands than female average)
no one will look at your hands
>dicklet (14 cm)
slightly below average but not too bad
>brown hair
nobody cares
>hairy
just shave lmao

>14cm
>dicklet
If you told me 9cm or sth like that...but 14 is average.

>brown hair and hairy
>bad things
Why people fall in the Zig Forumstard tricks?

You don't have it as bad as me.

My penis is almost 19cm long

too long didn't read

my ideal gf:
around same age or like 10+ years older
shorter than me or like 10cm+ taller
not blonde
skinny

me:
manlet (178cm)
brainlet (low as fuck iq)
handlet (gamer hands)
dicklet (16cm)
brown hair
hairless

sometimes I wish I had money to pay a literal hooker that looks and behaves like nothing you wish just to seduce you, make you question yourself, and reveal she's a hooker that was paid to do so after they made your incel ass fall in love

my ideal gf:
cute
female (female)

me:
manlet (173cm)
racelet (}rice, OVER)
handlet (just barely bigger than female average)
dicklet (15cm)
black hair (rice over)
hairless (rrice..)

my ideal gf:
female (female)

my ideal gf:
cute face
female

me:
185cm
racelet (curry)
normal size hands
dicklet (15cm)
black hair
hairy

curry is not bad if you have a caucasian facial structure. all your other traits are fine.

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Herro

nice cock

Thank you! It's 15cm, uncut. Thank you!

You're from Sweden, what problems do you have

>hairy
My GF loves that I'm hairy. It makes her feel like some huge beast is violating her when we do rape roleplays.

>I'm hairy

Imagine the smell.

Please post feet

so you have mongoloid blood? are you northeast?

There's water, piggy

There's Nair, sasquatch

>hair bad!
Whatever homo

no, far south

My ideal girlfriend
>not obese
>good heart/soul (i.e no cheating, good values)
>body count of 5 or less
I think these are fair requirements but I can't find one

He's an Arabman