Let's post tips to get a girlfriend

ITS NOT HARD BRO, TRUST ME
1-make her feel comfy with you
2-explain her your principels
3-don't try to be funny

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I have some better advice

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1. Be Black
2. Be Black
3. Be Black

I'd show her how to play eu4 in iron man mode

>3-don't try to be funny

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Thought it said let's post trips to get a girlfriend. Well here we go!

Kill myself and hope there's an afterlife.

what counts as a micro penis?

me and my girlfriend is debating if I have a micro penis or not I have a 2.7 inch erect

well she told me yes anything below 3 is micro penis but I googled it a bit and it said only 2 inches and below so I said no I dont have one but we saw another article saying anything that is 2.8 below is one but another said 2.5 below is one so we are confused what exactly counts as a micro penis?

I'm not giving you advice that works. You're all liars and faggots.

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1.Don't be white
2.Don't be white
3.Don't be white

Same here. Too much Zig Forums for today.

Still—rolling

trust me, it doesn't work to get a girl, nobody like clowns. unless you are really funny, if you are funny, you don't really need to be funny

1. I don't know, girls approached me in highschool and I turned every single one down
2. seriously, I'm a fuckingweirdo virgin, I don't get it

>3-don't try to be funny
This is literally my only competitive advantage

principels?

Maybe for you, rotwurstnigger

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Pregame: Look decent
Step one: Meet the girl and casually make conversation. If you feel good about it try to ask her to hang out.

rolling for gf

I still make them laugh without even trying.

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sure bro, just get a gf when you are financially insecure
nothing can g wrong, right?

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t.BBC country

6+ here
that's good, some women like serious man to hug and feel safe with.

pro tip
dont be me

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Be funny but only when poking fun at them, otherwise it's clownish.

if she feel comfy with you, she will be with you no matter what. its important to find the correct girl, not just stay with the first one that listens to you

>1-make her feel comfy with you
elaborate
>2-explain her your principels
dont have any lol
>3-don't try to be funny
fuck, i can only get over my autism by being sarcastic all the time

well, how do you measure?

Whats in the attic?

1. be BLACK
2. be BLACK
3. be BLACK

>2.7 erect
and i thought i had a micro at 6.5

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no

my girlfriend measured it.

It doesn't matter, all it matters is your cock is small, too small to satisfy her

>6.5
That's above average. I'm at 5 and no ones complained, many have actually said its perfect

do americans really have girls like these?

>comfy
talk about personal stuff, say that she's right but give her some little advices(don't be rude dumbass)
>principles
professional and personal thoughts (doesn't need to be real bro, just say that you would like to have a family)

It’s easy.
Just go up to her and say hello. That’s it.

fpbp

So last time I drove to the bookstore I see this book called almost alcoholic, there is a phrase is your loved one an alcoholic?

I ask the cute girl working there something about the book and she starts giggling and goes somewhere to do something.

The cutie who checks me out starts flirting that she doesn't even bother with dates anymore.

pls

I don't know anything about women, but I'll share this

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>Talk to women
>They say I speak as if I have no emotions

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4-rape her :DDDDDDD

what will dubs get me?

Ok, I'll admit I copy pasted from Yahoo Answers.

that's some teen high school shit.

send messages to a million different ones till you find one thats not trash and who also tolerates you back.
just stop believing in love

Exactly, shows how much I know about women, approximately zero.

yes they do. you just can´t a clown all the time

>what will dubs get me?
You get a trap gf

Avoid women too keen on “freedom”, as in you can’t ask her where she is without receiving a reply about how much you suffocate her.
Avoid whores. I know it’s FUCKING hard, but a tight (or not so tight) pussy isn’t worth the trouble.
Understand that by whore I mean girls clearly hell bent on having sex and who had multiple sexual partners and casual sex.
Never believe BS like “you were the best sex of my life” -“I’ve never felt that way”. Chances are that it is a lie and/or she is just saying because of the moment. (Heard that multiple times, never believed)
NEVER give up reasonable views on relationships because of her
Realise that good sex may come with time and closeness. First sex might be awful.
Never have a relationship with a nympho. (It was a hard decision)
Understand that for you to grow, your partner must strive for the same.
Right-wing women are retarded. You don’t need to date a raging feminist, but any women with two working braincells is a feminist and will bear intelligent children.
GET FIT, HIT THE GYM
No one wants a fatso or mr skeltal
Watch Romance movies/series
They will give you an idea on how to act if you are socially awkward.
HIT the GYM
Understand that you don’t need to be rich, but being financially secure is desirable. So find a job and date women with jobs as well.
That’s it.

Here’s a red pill for you guys that you won’t get anywhere else but is nonetheless true. The 2 most important things for getting a girlfriend are:
1) look good and have good hygiene
2) be a good guy
That’s it. Those are the 2 most important things. Now, you might be a little confused by #2 because you always heard nice guys finish last but let me explain. There is in fact a difference between a nice guy and a good guy. A nice guy is basically a simp and a little bitch. Whereas a good guy is a guy who is genuinely kind but isn’t a total doormat. In fact, the good guy is also capable of being a bad boy, the commonly misconceived antithesis of the nice guy. The nice guy begs for attention and lashed out when he doesn’t get it. The good guy is indifferent towards getting attention and lets it go when it leaves. He doesn’t obsess over whether he’s a beta for holding doors or walking on the street side. He also isn’t insecure about helping girls out because it’s the right thing to do. This is where so many guys go wrong. They think they have to be a total asshole and hate women but it’s just wrong. So consider that what most women actually want is a good guy, someone who is capable of self sacrificing kindness but isn’t a simp.

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