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u

YEAH THE BOYS

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I simply won't allow your silly attempts at thread splitting
Worst gimmick in a long long time

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yeah I was clearly not neurotypical in school but I didnt get bullied either because I always stood up for myself and would fight anyone

only time i was bullied was in Grade 2

are they brothers or....? they all dress the same?

oh yeah that's a thing isn't it
mmm

probably saw it before everyone since he starred in it you ponce

Based

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any cute femboys?

i literally said he was good but his lid holds him back you utter mong, don't include me in your quotes. he has a terrible haircut. big clubs and southgate don't want him cos of his terrible haircut. he needs a better haircut. never reply to me again.

tranners have taken over r/femboys now. even against the rules for female-identifying people to post there but mods are afraid of being labelled transphobic by enforcing it

>b-b-but grealish creates more 'chances' than messi
ye you can ignore that silly stat then

>muh grealish xG
hate these wankers

grim

i would

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yeah don't be racist, just remember that you have a right to exist too

>seething about an event that happened 19 years ago
yes that seems very likely>seething about an event that happened 19 years ago
yes that seems very likely

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love chicken nuggets me

jack grealish? rate him highly so i do

villa fans so easy to wind up when you mention grealish

I'm 6'6 (and a half) AKA 199cm tall
annoying that i'm 1cm short from breaking the 2m barrier

if i had to fight everyone else that was also 6'6+ tall then I would be bottom tier and get battered by most people the same height as me

but height does still play a major part in a fight and pretty much no one under 6' would stand a chance in a fight against me unless you used a weapon

If i've got over a 6 inch advantage over you and I know how to use it then you have no chance, I could soak up your punches then squash you like a bug.

Any balding man in? AHAHHHAHAH ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Lain

>kalvin phillips got picked

*surreptitiously googles /r/femboys*

>he rates Grealish

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Stop lying.

We know Gareff is reluctant to pick white players as he wants more blacks and mixed

peng

yeah he shouldn't have been either
should've picked emiliano buendia

>5’8
IT’S OVER

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being tall doesnt necessarily mean you're hard

I know a 6'7 lad who would get annihilated by a 5'9 lad I know 10/10 times

I reckon I would KO you unless you have pretty impressive skills

>>average numbers every season
What does this even mean?
If you're playing the stats game then you will lose when comparing to the players GS has picked, you paki mong.

WHat happens when me, a 6’0 85KG musclebound male, tackles you, a lanklet with a poor centre of gravity? I’ll tell you what, ground and pound.

Just stop lying.

>you paki mong.
that's your fanbse

seen him on chaturbate

don't wanna ruin it for you but he's wearing a wig and he has a almost-shaved head and a heavy receding hairline underneath

Mike tyson was 5'10 the average gymrat could annihilate you

I'm 5'7 and a mate of mine is 6'8
honestly pretty funny when we're stood next to each other
we even recreated this picture lol

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England's fanbase?
Don't think I have ever seen an actual paki at and England game, you dumb paki mong

did he fuck you afterwards?

Why do people do this? This is why generals are hated. Stop doing short posts without context. This is not a chatroom.

kek this is me

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Beach House up next lads
here we go!

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aston or wherever
its overrun pal

Everybody knows you only live a day, but it's brilliant anyway

You're doing it again.

Post cat #925

love manul cats
they're so grumpy looking

How is this possible?

my kind of woman
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stop making me a homosexual you cunts

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5'6"-5'11" muscular lads are the beefiest I know irl
Lanklets are gay

Enjoy I couldn't possibly care less lmfao

no lol

i no

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FVCK

>the leaf reveals himself

NEED to reintroduce hyenas to kill the horses that are fucking everywhere since we killed the wolves and bears that would have taken care of them

youtube.com/watch?v=PaM9Ct3g1Fw&t=1s

miss are elliott

Zootopia (Zootropolis) fans make me irrationally angry
I didn't even think the film was bad, just mediocre. But its staying power irritates me. It feels undeserved, like it just coasts on the fact people want to fuck the rabbit and wouldn't care if the plot was 3 hours of rear angle shots of her arse.

Aston may well be, I'm not a Villa fan so couldn't possibly confirm, you dopey shitskin.

MONI looks like.......THAT?

annoying that the internet hypes up cute boysex between 18-24 lads when in real life all these types of lads want to fuck 40-odd year old dad types

>5’8
IT’S OVER

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fake looking bitch who's prob below average IQ and is riding on the cock carousel

course you're not

How do I fuck Britbong Slags? Do they like southern drawls and big Texas suits?

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You just can't stop, can you?

think i'd still shag

When did you realise Ireland is English?

She's also a 4/10

The package was on my desk. There was no smell- awesome. I downloaded video and watched it. I opened the package and the container outside and took my fork and broke off a piece( it was soft now) and I smelled it. It was strong but I like that smell. I put in my mouth, sucked on it first and the flavour was earthy not bitter not sweet. It tastes delicious to me.
I put a little piece in my nose so I could really smell it and ate and chewed and savoured every bite. I finished half and wrapped up the rest and put it in the office fridge for later today. As I write this there are small pieces in my teeth to nibble on every once in a while.
The accompanying video is so hot. She talked and told me to smell, lick and taste her ass whilst peeling off her jeans and sitting on my face. She poops out the most perfect turd- hard long and beautifully consistent throughout. Great video!!!
You are magnificent- with very healthy yummy shit. I am sure your pee is fantastic too.
I love Alannah Garcin and her poop. Her ass and pussy should be on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Breathtaking and HIGHLY Recommended. I can’t wait to reorder.

Me too, but he only has himself to blame for not being around anymore. NOT the smartest idea to stick a kitchen knife into your heart desu

think how many lads here have pics saved of moni, even just to shitpost kind of cringe

>Beach House
where?

Hahahaha
Well that you don't even need to say.

willy did something at this

reckon most ppl here secretly wud 2

and you're a pedophile what do you care

thoughts?

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the opposite is true

you try and make out like your a cool uni lad when you're actually a welsh elliot rodger

I was minding my bizness.. and out fucking outta nowhere like Blues Clues, the mail came.

Out all things , I spot a letter -- it had that unmistakable goofy Dutch *wonk* look... Amsterdam K :: the sugar Neigh 2000 MILLIGRAMS

Idk why it came to my house, but good but good shit happens in this WWJD life - respeck J and them EU goofballs.
It looked like fire, straight s+ sugar Donk Neigh -- would make any Horse snicker, if ya dig. Madeline never lies about my equine love molecules and she threw me a hot orange-red GOOO!

YA lets do ti! Boof this delicious Wonky Donkey Dutch Neigh Neigh?? I WANTED TO SAMPLE THE FEEL!

I was shooting to have fun, but not too fun,. I found while cleaning a coke bullet under desk, in box... I said, hey I don't EVER remember BAD times when a coke sniffer was was around! It was always fucking lit! THIS is going to be FUCKING lit!

So I fill the little fucker with my nizzleneigh. I give a twist.. Twist 'er again... again... and again.. you know, coke sniffer.

I put it in nostril, with an observable sparkle in my eye for first time in months.. I snort a quick and fierce, like a horse fiendishly VACUUMING his NEIGH fix...at least I thought. Did not get all and had to fish up in the gimpy left neigh-dose-hole..

It felt like:

Oh yeahhhhh yeed.. nnn ahh ee no?.. no no..FUCK me that didn't feel right... it's ouchy and there's lots

So, that little piece of shit coke bullet -- zero chill... it's all stimz all the time and I'm an adult now like mid-thirties, this was Monday. Of course it's just an inanimate object, I know... WELL those of you judging... that deceptively vast chamber filled around 400mg like I needed to get some kinda Tony Montana sized dose.

For those f you judging: I'd like to see YOU keep your composure experiencing the gravitational pull of a Wonky-Donkey-Neigh Category S+ Black K-hole.. Really, it all adds up to that the bullet did a asshole coke-head frat boy move.

Coke bullet + Cocaine -- gig gig gig.

HIS name is amer

>slags
just be attractive and be confident

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he was murdered like kurt cobain

imagine having to raise a daughter and constantly seeing her whoring herself out on social media for attention

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shan’t

What the fuck are you going to do about it?
Nothing.

I suppose it makes sense that a dumb paki cunt like you can only entertain the idea that someone who thinks Grealish should be in the England team are Villa fans.

Stick to cricket, you unwanted wog.

love latinas, not her though

yeah, its just a fact most "tall" people can't fight for shit, and even if they are trained they are at a disadvantage against fit people who can fight at normal heights.

professional heavyweight boxer types who are tall with naturally big frames and are also athletic are one in a million. I've hit the pads with 6'4 rugby lads who cant generate explosive punching power at all

natrual sprinter build is the best translation

inside lands stream on twitch

is she latino or chinese?
I cannot tell

shut it schiz
she's sleeping

If you were, say, 5'8 in height, would you think that it is over lads?

really don't like those new doom games
they're so try hard and autistic
like warhammer or something
like you have to be a smelly metalhead with no self-awareness to like them
>ugh dude bro it's like cool fast paced shooty action bro ughh....

shush

well i quickly stopped watching that

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They like nice faces and a bit of personality on tinder. They also like big dicks and money but this doesnt apply to tinder by the time they find out its too late. With regards to accents who gives a fuck

>he loves spanish food
>goes to a mexican resturaunt

do these people not realise that actual latinos in latino countries probably see them as gringos too

yh mb lads, was a bit harsh.

thoughts?

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why do you villa fans get so angry at the mere suggestion grealish isn't good enough
calm down duck

Only if I was Australian.

I'd make sure it was
by jumping off a bridge

god if I was a woman I'd probably be doing depraved shit for money

thankfully I'm a real life norforc

Buying druges tomorrow lads

*informs your mother as she reacts in displays of exaggerated disgust*

Who did it and why?

that chocolate may be past its sell by date. used to work in a petrol station so have seen similar things before. always check the label.

you got a new controller yet pal

Anyone on that swallow your pride and grind phase? I gotta show some ppl up :)

why do womyn so often make their university subject their personality?

>I've hit the pads with 6'4 rugby lads
> disadvantage against fit people who can fight at normal heights.

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it's okay mate we all have our virgin freak moments
the important thing to keep in mind is that we're aware of our little moments and that we strive to not repeat them

Why do you pakis think England respects or values your opinions on things you constantly show yourself utterly ignorant about?

why do gays do this?
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she such a boujee ratchet hoe

his missus, passion during an argument

Hahahahahahaha

Ireland has been English since the high Middle ages

think why you make drug usage your personality and you'll have an idea why women do it for uni subjects

Professor plum cos he's a nonce

looking kino

this

listen duck grealish will be fresh for you for another upcoming relegation battle

theres a few lads that smoke weed in the ginnel right outside the back of my house

want to ask them for some but do not want to get bullied

don't like /tg/
there's a certain archetypal person they remind me of. the smug neckbeard part of it would be fine, but it's always this kind of smug neckbeard who somehow has a wife and a child, and you just think: fuck sakes, i could handle being out pedanted on elf genetics by a runt, but you're some fucking hybrid

What a bitch

nah pal

giving it up for my mental health unironically

i need to chase more noble pursuits

Then ask pussy

You need to kick the drugs you waste ting

an alistair of sorts?

why are all the poo eaters posting tonight lads?

this can't be right

Me? A stocky 5'9" Briton with blue eyes and thick body hair. Pure Jomon.

looks good but wont be coming out for another year so no point is getting hyped, don't know why they even released a treailer this early.

WE
are the best.

are you really straight if you wouldn't like a babe blast a massive shite onto your chest and clean it up with a piss stream?

What is York like?

nothing is guaranteed but it gives you an advantage
and i've learnt how to use my height to an advantage
mike tyson could still batter me but the average person isn't tyson so it's irrelevant

no

also stop posting shit videos leaf freak

in English, doc?

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it's mad how noone has this attitude when it comes to 12 year olds being racist on twitter

yeah, what they said ain't nice but we are all striving to be better

You're woefully out of your depth here paki lad.
Football isn't for you. We know this.

Unfathomably based.

>ginnel
alri dad
>want to ask them for some but do not want to get bullied
lmao my dad did this exact thing with some stoners in his area and they told him to fuck off

mcgregor is 5'8

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My family from my grandparents back are all working-class Irish Catholics who went to Liverpool to work on the docks, but I larp as a middle-class home counties Englishman. It's the natural social mobility progression desu

>but it's always this kind of smug neckbeard who somehow has a wife and a child
Snorting
Very accurate

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i need a smoke

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I like this kind of 'worn-in' industrial look, of the type you see in Liverpool, Manchester or parts of the US such as New York

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Past midnight is prime poo time, all the food eaten throughout the day comes out ready to be eaten again. Yum yum, poo in my tum

Not me, retard. Stop LARPing.

kek this is me