>dad is a hairy, alpha-looking Italian manlet
>mom is a thin Nordic blonde with tall male relatives
>I am a blonde manlet with a feminine, hairless body
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Dad is a hairy, alpha-looking Italian manlet
Daniel Bell
Brody Gutierrez
Aha
Can you meet sex?
Wyatt Taylor
Mutt boys...
Aaron Diaz
All euros are mutts
Dominic Hall
Post thighs
Camden Wood
>>I am a blonde manlet with a feminine, hairless body
I'm a top.
Thomas Miller
OwO sex sex sex?
Nathaniel Reyes
>dad is 5'6 Canadian bastard, black hair.
>mom is 5'3 Ukrainian pianist, aged like pure fine wine with blonde hair
>end up 5'2 dirty blonde faggot
uh oh epic tiny moment
Nathan Evans
This is why you have a large family. At least one of your boys will get the right combination of genes.
Jack Butler
>5'2"
I'd say that you're overreacting, but that's pathetically small. Still, I'd have a pint with you
Adam Carter
How can you be shorter than literally both your parents?
What did they feed you?
Chalk?
Asher Parker
Nordics are literally one of the most hairy people on earth. Don't blame your garbage mutt genes on us.
Gavin Jackson
>Nordics are literally one of the most hairy people on earth.
Lol no.
Gabriel Parker
>dad is 6" (182 cm)
>mom is 5"4 (163 cm)
>I'm 5"10 (178 cm)
Not bad
Caleb Bailey
haha lol yeah
Daniel Foster
Mom is 1.7m french/Irish/ojibway from a family of working class Maritimes.
Dad is 1.88m German/Danish from a family of good athlete and academics.
End up 1.94 meter 98kg in good shape
Justin Howard
>dad is 6'5"
>mom is 5'5"
>im 6'4"
Camden Powell
What does it feel like to win a genetic lottery?
Kevin Lee
>Dad's a 5'6 turk
>Mom's a 5'2 turk
I'm 6'1 and thank fucking god for the all american diet
Angel Moore
>da is 5'6''
>ma is 5'7''
>im 6'
Eli Taylor
> dad is 5”
> mom is 5”
> im 5”9’
Might as well have been 5”
Benjamin Sanders
>grandma is totally hairless
>mom is hairy like the average
>tfw I got the genes from my grandma and I don't need to shave
Owen Peterson
Smoothskinned twinks like you were worth your weight in gold in the Roman slave market.
Elijah Cruz
>Smoothskinned twinks like you
You're way off
Chase Flores
it's a femoid
Christopher Gutierrez
The same thing then, femoids have value as breeders intrinsically.
Jace Baker
I accept being small. Being a faggot lessens the pain cause no women trouble.
shit genes
Lincoln Richardson
my dad is exactly like this
he also has a really bad temper and threatened the city council with a rounders bat into giving him and mum a council house
Zachary Thomas
>dad 164cm
>mom 154cm
>me 162cm
Still the tallest amongst my dad's side of the family (other than my dad), could've been worse. Yet somehow my sister's nearly 160cm tall at only 12 years old.
Noah Nguyen
Glad i won the genetic lottery desu.
Got everything i would have wanted from both my parents, i got my father body and my mother brain.
Wouldn't want a reroll if god proposed.
Lucas Nelson
>162 cm
Holy shit cute. Are you a girl?
Michael Williams
I'm a pretty broad shouldered strong guy but only 172 cm. It could 100% be worse and I'm not sure if I would reroll the genetic lottery if I had the chance to. If only I wasn't so ugly :(
Carson Reyes
Isn't it average in cameroon ? You're alright niggerbro.
Better have an average face and a good bod, than be a skinnyfat mouse with narrow shoulder.
Austin Hughes
Similar situation here
>dad 165cm
>mom 158cm
>me 161cm
At least I'm the tallest female since my sister is even shorter than my mom
Nathan Brooks
>Dad is 171cm
>Mom is 154cm
>ended up being 186cm
Thank god i played basketball back in my normie phase
Logan Miller
186 cm in basketball ain't shit unless you're a god at handling the ball