Why haven't you moved to Singapore Zig Forums?

Why haven't you moved to Singapore Zig Forums?

>high salaries
>high quality of life
>endearing tropical aesthetic
>very few social problems or crime
>only successful multicultural society on earth
>stable and transparent political system
>booming economy that can provide for all citizens
>cheap and plentiful cuisines from all around the world
>respect for human rights and dignity of man
>singaporeans are english speaking cosmopolitan intellectuals with the best educations on earth
>well positioned for the asian century

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go home

because then I'd have to live in singapore

They're one of our best neighbours and we have good relations partly due to our shared British colonialist heritage, but they essentially live in a quasi-dictatorship which I don't think I'd enjoy. It's also fucking humid all year long.

I don't speak Madarin

Because you get executed for smoking

you forgot the best part though?
>executes druggies

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Because you get executed for chewing bubblegum

What didn't Malaysia just annexed it?

Coz they won't let me in. It's very hard to get a professional job there now.

too many chinks

you forgot
>completely soulless

Possibly the most invasive police state, even worse than Anglos and China

most singaporeans unironically work from 9am to 9pm

>Singapore
>Australia's neighbour
lol that's like saying Kazakhstan is India's neighbour.

No gum though.

We will build an canal and their luckily prosperous will be ending soon

cant wait to see that shitty islandKike getting collapse and following by mass emigration

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Live like robotic slaves
Can't own house or car unless really rich

Because I moved out since it's a shit hole.

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Did you do national service?

Yes

hong kong > singapore
that's why. but maybe that's gonna change thanks to fucking Ch*na

Because you get executed for spitting (which I do all the time)

>wanting to live in a tax haven
Can collapse at any moment when other countries get their laws fixed

>cosmopolitan intellectuals
If I wanted to live surrounded by overly "educated" pretentious urbanites I would just move to some fancy walled community

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>singaporeans are english speaking cosmopolitan intellectuals with the best educations on earth
LOL, I remember a Singaporean who moved away, mentioning here on Zig Forums that singaporean education in the humanities is godawful and that this is one of the reasons Singaporeans continue to love their police state and the eternal rule of the PAP and the Lee family.

your pathetic excuse government have been promising the kra canal for 200 years now, sukhathom
its never going to happen
>we will become rich like singapore one day11!1!!1!1
yeah right cunt, ill believe it when i see it

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I went to one of the top 2 schools in the country and received a grand total of 1 year's worth of """"""""history"""""""" education and 1 year of """"""""geography"""""""" education. Even if you choose to take history for A-levels the syllabus is entirely post-ww2

This. It's actually a nice place but completely lacks SOVL. I'd still live there though.

Alright.

They are doing a good job, why would Singaporeans vote for another party?
Germans on the other hand, why do you keep voting for Markel?