/brit/

for me, its over the shower

tear ducts are literally sealed shut
couldn't cry if i wanted to (and i have tried)

literally NO excuse for a grown man to be watching anime. absolute degenerate behaviour

irish lad

why do you cry all the time?

thick cunt arent you

I didn't even cry at my Grandfathers funeral. I don't know why and I just feel horrible about it.

took a fat wet shite on george floyd

don't care, will continue watching

Why isn't discord popular here. Why do people use snapchat for everything

cry all the time
think you lot might be autistic

cry at emotional films ngl :')

think you might just be a woofter

help me out

Eurobeat is a way of life.

sketchfab.com/3d-models/tourist-23c332bd9dc946688dc25e04dca455a7

did a 3D model lads

Same thing happened with my cousin and it really put him at odds with his mum for a long time.

nothing wrong with it, feel what you feel, don't apologise for it

is askjeeves broken?

classic. love that long with some cheese
cool
sounds tasty

just get too easily carried away with the moment I suppose. usually quite fleeting though

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yes

don't get people complaining about feeling empty or not feeling anything
think it's normal when there's no particular event happening to feel like nothing special

AskJeeves shut down in 2006.

Haven't received so much as a text message in 3 days.

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this is very disturbing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_of_missing_out

get on averge 119 texts a day
not including group chats

why do we say bruv

try three years

how do you let a girl know you want to see her vagina without being crass about it

short for brother innit

short version of bruva innit

I want to see your vagina in text

yea i don't suffer from this
if i miss out on somthing then so what. time keeps on passing

try thirty years

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is this over text or irl

how about the middle ground, a phone call?

The TikTokfu is lost, lads
It's over

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This is what everyone does ya retard

remembering the time all my mates got rambos lol they were so dumb

I'll let you in on a little secret: Not a single Irishman actually speaks the Irish language, unless to show off to outsiders.

elle macphearson is going out with that autism vaccine doctor now?

You want to make her feel pretty, and not slutty, so try to focus on how good/thin/curvy/beautiful she looks. Eliminate everything explicitly sexual, but try to get her a bit horny beforehand.

(.Y.) theres boobies
/ Y \ theres vagin

been neet for 7 years

don't know why women want to be convinced they aren't sluts
personally i don't engage with delusions very easily

nigga look liek lil mosey

aren't you bored yet?

I want to see your pretty vagina in text

put myself down as fluent on the census even though I can barely string 2 words of it together haha

It's literally what you have to do with them when it comes to anything sexual though. It's all about deniability and tricking themselves and those around them.

How does one achieve such a level of comfy

had a hysterectomy

based manchild

i don't want to see her vagina in a sexual context though, i want to examine it for signs of STDs

same

sporting a massive hysterection

Just wear a condom you fucking spacker.

Don't worry, Celts do the same here.
800,000 Welsh said they spoke the language fluently in the census. In reality only 350,000 use it regularly.
80,000 Scots said they speak any Gaelic. In reality only 40,000 do.
1000 people said they speak Cornish as their main language. In reality there's only about 600 - 800 fluent speakers.

>5’8
IT’S OVER

Being a maid must be the comfiest job in the world. I unironically would become a butler for some rich fucks.

I could easily do this for the rest of my life, so no. I just feel I'll regret it eventually because I don't actually live life, meet people, make memories etc.

my parents think i'm retarded and have given up on me

Hear there's roughly 5 million Scots speakers

Quite simple really. If you have testicles you're a man, if you have ovaries you're a woman, if you have neither the you can be put in a third gender category.

play good vidya?

and if you have both?

but it doesn't feel as good with a condom

Have been for 16 months for first time in my life and I want to kill myself
How do you NEET and not suicide? Serious. This is grim, can't imagine what trying to pick up a bird would be like and having to tell them you're unemployed, so have stayed away from females

*there's roughly 5 Scots speakers

scot spackers more like

let's try this model on something else
>if you have thumbs, you're a primate
>if you don't, you're not
>if you have a sort of half-finger, half-thumb then you're an alien
flawed

Half of that, me

want to get some galereuxs for later but lidl is too far to walk and still a bit too woozy from last night to risk driving

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>on nationalcareers.service.gov.uk/explore-careers looking at jobs
>all the pay is so low
>literally a few grand above bennies

what's the point of even getting a job when a fucking astronaut is on £40k.

Is Cornish similar to welsh

>add tinder thot on snap
>message her for a bit
>message her next day
>leaves me on read
This has happened over a dozen times.

Mental how there's more people in London, than on the island of Ireland.

It's much closer to Breton than to Welsh, but related to both.

All you talk about is Lidl m8

they're discussing internet memes on the radio. playing the 'hide yo kids' clip from 500 years ago

"nothing you've ever done was easy". Does this motivate you?

If you don’t actually know them you can’t drag it out on snap, just ask them to go out from jump street la

get a hobby lol

In times of India December 2013 edition they declared Doge 'as meme of the year'

job centre still shut
still getting bennies for doing sweet F-A
I want this to last forever

got lidl else to live for

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