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Post cute Anglo brunettes with pale skin, preferably in their mid thirties or early forties with outdated fashion-wise but modest clothing
go away you perv
AHHHHHHHHHH I NEED A MASSIVE WILLARD IN MY POO HOLE
how do I tell my mum I don’t want to live with her anymore and want to move out
"mummy dearest, I've been looking at flats and shall be leaving post-haste"
playing skyrim
“Why? Your office is just down the road! Why do you want to move out? Have I done something? I promise not to annoy you and give you your privacy, just don’t waste your money on rent”
alri henry/mihai
Still can't figure out why women seem to instinctively hate me.
just tell her you want to be independent and live on your own
you don't need to sugarcoat it
gaming o'clock in roughly 30 minutes
Yorkshire tea supports black lives matter
#Solidaritea
how come
Lads
do you actually make enough for rent+a life?
need to do a poo and shower first
*kneels down to tie my shoelace
>"AYO HOL UP MASSA I CAN'T BREATHE YO HALP ME HALP OH LAWDS HALP ME
sorry george didn't see you there mate haha
>D'elia mocks Tim on his podcast
>goes out of business a week later
he didn't get metoo'd
he got TIM'd
Rentberg has done a number on you.
Hangover wanks are a chore but the orgasms are really intense so it's worth it.
reminds me of being on my boat cruising the waters
I’d have probably 300-500 extra cash after expenses which includes eating out, drinking, etc every month,
Internet is having trouble today hey fellas? Bit of internet trouble. You guys downloading too much?
ah yeh need to be in that prime gaming condition
Don't know who these people are.
then just look for apartments and move out
just tell her that's what you want to do and that's what you'll do
you don't need to wait for her approval, it'll come eventually
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Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's incomplete and saying: 'Now, it's complete because it's ended here.
Been approximately 7 months since I was last drunk
CHEESE... CAKE?
im so fucking horny
MOTHER FUCKING JET SET
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Och aye
*hits the proverbial pipe*
how do you maintain sanity
I was drunk last night and didn't get to sleep until 5am, it's really just not worth it sometimes.
paki bastard
Who drank you?
cute waitress reminded me I have no gf
white people are the worlds smallest minority
white lives matter
aye tha's a prooper gayl
8 years for me
god imagine her giving you jerk off instructions whilst being a femdom latex mummy haha
corrrrrrrrr
This is a bit cringe tbqh
think id prefer my daughter to be a lezzer tbqh
hahahahhaha ffs mate just get a fucking gf
Just happens really
Yeah but other times it is worth it
I've never had a non-white person in my family as far as I know
Nobody because I am not a liquid
What made you go sobre?
lezzers a miserable cunts
it's just not the way they're meant to be
and usually it's cope for some childhood trauma
Too long that
go back to /britfeel/
>I am not a liquid
that statement is only 30% true
embarrassed myself at a work party and had to be taken home at 10pm and vowed from that day forward i would not drink again
>teehee im bi
>significantly higher rates of spousal abuse
your daughter would get a heeming
Really into chubby lasses at the moment
hey bighead
>Yeah but other times it is worth it
For me it's more often not because I end up spending loads of money and I'm in my thirties now so hangovers take forever to get over.
how about just practising some self-control and not getting spannered every time?
>All passengers who were on a flight from Zante to Cardiff have been ordered to self-isolate after seven confirmed cases of coronavirus.
tempted to give up the booze altogether
disgusted with how it makes me feel and look
Why did god make me
absolutely disgusting
vile hogs
there was a chubby receptionist at my old toil and that had me on a chubby ting for a while
i must be the only person on earth who has better hangovers the older ive become. im 32 and can get battered and be fine the next day after some water. would be in bed all day if i did the same thing at 18.
Hate fatties
can't be trusted, once i have 1 that's it
If you were American who would you vote for in the coming election lads
>imagine not being dutch and not having had a dutch gf
NEVER giving up the booze. don't care if it kills me
reality and me have never seen eye to eye
are they vampires but instead of sucking blood they give you liposuction.
my mate lost his job getting wasted at a work do, some girls left the do in a taxi and he got in his car and thought it would be funny to follow them driving pissed and erratically, flashing his lights, beeping his horn. eventually he lost control of the car, rammed the back of the taxi and drove into a hedge. lost his license for three years, got community service, lost his career.
never ever have more than 4 drinks at a work do desu
lmao what a mentalist
silly language
tindertoil has dried up
Sounds like me with a bag of chips
shagged a dutch girl once
very direct they were
was unusual 2bhwy.
made me feel like Chad though, a fit girl like that chasing me up
I would throw away my vote on whatever the 3rd meme party is over there
would refuse to vote for either of those two clowns
rather have a silly language and fit girls than a country full of diabetes