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GLORY GLORY LEEDS UNITED

>nederdraad

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S-S-S-S-S-S-SLAMPIG SUNDAYYY

>getting that angry because I called you out for your bullshit of getting in a state because some slag split up with you so she could go ride Tarq's dick whilst 'finding herself' abroad back in 2011

cmon my g it's like ur still not over her

know your place, anglo

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three last wanks have all been memorywanks

im not him. just pressing your buttons and explaining why youre a fucking loser.

best way 2bhwy

porn is toxic for the brain.

IT LOOMS

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yh ngl agree with this 100%

aha

Just don't reply to him and he stops posting
It's not that hard

Yeah, it was after the first time having sex. She hinted afterwards she was looking for something more. Before we had sex, I knew her as a mutual acquaintance of my family. She kept in touch with me at first, we had lunch, and she seemed interested, but that interest stopped before we both had time to see eachother again. Tried occasionally to invite her to do something together, but she claimed she was too busy with her new work. Just yesterday I saw her again, she acted pretty cold, and she confirmed she wasn't interested in dating because she was so busy with her new job.
Reckon she has someone else

its funny watching him sperg out and cope like mad.

>screen protector for my expensive phone broke
>bought a replacement on Amazon but it hasn't arrived on time
>in the meantime I've dropped my phone again cos I'm a clumsy bastard and the actual screen now has a dent

Ah yes, the old should have just bought one for more money in a shop on the same day but I'm a tight wanker and would rather wait 2 days to save about 4 quid caper

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just OD already your best years are over, yu clearly peaked at uni

>caper

n-n-n-n--n-n-noooooooo... it's not meeee....

;-;

remember when amer spazzed out because no one replied to him for a day

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no it's not
nothing he ever does is funny

think you're just a bad shag mate

cant wait for uni to start again lads ;) (sarcasm btw if you didnt notice haha)

all tech produced today is made to break well before it's supposed to anyway. just so that we CONSOOOOOM more

sucking a proverbial golf ball

uncle is in jail for noncery
figures too as he was always the 'successful' one in my dads family and made it to the middle class so we looked up to him
disguised his shit behind 'pillar of the community' religious crap too (probably partly why I'm such a cynical fedora)

grim stuff all around

hard feels bro.

*hugs*

yh she's ghosting you, don't take it personally

i've ghosted girls in the past for no good reason.

scran

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lmao ive got you on the ropes, incel.
hilarious copes from you. sad.

all trips just want attention
none of them would trip if no one ever replied

I remember once when I was younger, I dry humped my friend for a laugh and I felt really strange about it.

It wasn’t until 10 years later I realised I was bisexual. Makes me wonder if he even remembers we did that, or if he’d look back on it any differently if he learned I was bi.

Close with what?
Genes?

Any Fiesta ST man in?

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coming to the realisation that i dont particularly like scotland

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Possibly
She screamed like a madwoman but that might have been theatre
Back to wanking I go

welkom mijn nederlandse vrienden

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what you been up to today instead of ps4 lad

Really want to go to McDonalds but my car isn't working and it's a half hour walk away, and they don't deliver cos the Ubereatsbergs don't see my town as a viable place to start operating in, fucks sake

>Yamahahahaha

bet 190 can count all his shags on one hand.

ze ziet er klein uit

watched the tour de france la'

u?

I bought a huge case for my phone that makes it look like stupid as fuck and twice as thick. Never dropped it.

you watching gay snuff porn on the tv?

>a 30 min walk is too much for you
pathetic

why not

just go to your local chippy mate

easy on the pancakes tim

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fuck off newcunt

I think the overriding sentiment here is “it’s shit, but at least we’re not England”.

You say that but my current phone feels way more reliable than the one I had two years ago.