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must've been terrifying watching that lot slowly come towards you

women are never satisfied man, just use her hole and her friends holes and wait for robowaifus

blog on

how many times have you watched master and commander

pakistan if it were christian

Warhmmer: Total War

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wish my mum and dad never spent loads on holiday and just saved some of it up to help me.
seems a better use.

the new british wont give one single fuck about scots and irish languages why should you

late night neet /brit/ used to be the comfiest /brit/ but the ratio of yanks has been too high recently

this desu

had a friend whose parents house was always a bit shabby, would scrimp and save, not go on fancy holidays

then recently gave him £500k for a house

i literally just opened that

>gifs

step it up mate

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they can't

Do you live in London? How is it??

your parents are more than just a fucking bank you literal brats

inclusive

it's nice but i have money so...

three I think

its something that happens when two images are posted at the exact same time and the thumbnail is switched

Strange how there are so many e-thots who millions of people know worldwide, but I haven't got the foggiest idea about. Just found some slag called Madison Beer who has more than 20 million Instagram followers, and yet I've never heard of her

chinamoot...

yeah. it probably sounds ungrateful but it would obviously make it much easier for me to actually get a flat.

there are over 7 billion people in the world
it is not statistically weird you are not part of the 20 million who know her

No, it's something you create with alternating transparent pixels

Yes
Bad

I miss the London liftstyle.

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yeah. but im not even bothered if i got the money or not i was just meaning they should have spent it a lot more wisely than going on holidays since they are still paying for loans from decades ago.

literally havent been to a dentist in 7 years and feel right as rain
the entire industry is bullshit far as I'm concerned the ancients and people in the middle ages did fine without some old noncy perv feeling up your teeth

Never, but it's one of my favourite priest's favourite movies, so maybe I'll give it a go

i don't think I'm truly alive

stop being so fucking weird you creepy autistic scottish freak

no bros, take me back
youtube.com/watch?v=PZ7kx8z5M2Y

Yes. Not too bad at the moment because it's less busy.
Don't mind the cultural enrichment too much all my mates are white anyway.
Going to go to the park later and read a book.

*noob tubes you from across the map in mw2 multiplayer*

Yeah but she's a westerner, and there's what - ~1 billion in the western world? How many of those are in the same sort of age range? How many of those are heavy internet users like me? You'd have thought that I should know about thots like that, that's all

he's done a number on you

most of modern healthcare is a scam

what time do you go to bed
I'm a 1AM man

*Commando knives you from 30 feet away*

I'm English pal, I've only ever been to Scotland twice

you might have underlying problems that you've not noticed yet though

whats a "second family"?

10pm usually, 11pm on holidays

doxxable information

ive felt dead behind the eyes for a while now its not going away either

>back in cagey wagie, we know you love it
>spread them cheeks for big daddy toilberg

i fall asleep in my chair, think mcnutt style, and when i wake up i continue as if nothing happened.

get yourself sectioned. there is more than one scottish person here and that post suggested nothing of a scottish nature.

sometimes I choose to believe a number of the weirdos on /brit/ are all one person so I don't have to face the uncomfortable truth that there are dozens of the freaks cutting about out there

think it means work colleagues which is vile

you lads remember towie 10 years ago?

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the administrator is your mummy, your manager your daddy and your teammates your bothers and sisters

shouldn't have eaten that family sized toblerone bar earlier

I been working since I was 16 and never relied on family handouts, self employed at 23.
Recently lost everything and having a bit of a mental breakdown, struggling to pay rent and might have to move back in with my Mum or something.
Spoke to her the other day and she hasn't got a fucking clue about renting or empathy for the situation I'm in.
She bought a house in 1990 for 20K that her own parents paid for, goes on holiday 5-6 times a year, doesn't budget at all.

They really are living in another world. There's a massive gap between boomers their coddled offspring and the average young person working. The old (ages 50-70) have absolutely no idea about the utter state of the economy, the housing market, etc.
It's infuriating

nah I wasn't a 15yo BTEC slapper

the hard reality you need to face is you are the freak

never had a toilmum at the office?

actual state of office "people".

what the 2 pound one? haha

what makes you think everyone who follows her is a westener?
age range again doesnt matter you can follow at 8 or 80

Do I remember the Zig Forums thread that inspired you to make this post?

Sure I remember, after all it's still up right now:

The afternoon snack

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wish this was me

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What did you piss away all your money on then

based

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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whatever helps you sleep at night mate

looks like you'd die of dehydration eating that

Yeah. My dad moans at me for going to uni and not just getting an apprenticeship like he did since he knows someone who knows someone who cant get a job and he also went to uni.

hard luck mate

yeah they don't seem to understand that accommodation is 2-3x more expensive for us than it was for them.

imagine working in an office
I wondered what all the limp-wristed benders I bullied in school ended up doing, I guess it was writing "just did a poo" from some awful desk job, literally a fate worse than prison

could've been a great post without the redditspacing

bit weird. i used to eat these all the time when i was fat, but looks much tastier now than then

actually it was this article

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7911467/TOWIE-10-YEAR-ANNIVERSARY-Drug-petrol-bombs-acid-attacks-brawls.html
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7911467/TOWIE-10-YEAR-ANNIVERSARY-Drug-petrol-bombs-acid-attacks-brawls.html

most of them are my proxies to be fair lad

i wouldn't worry about it too much

don't stick your head in the sand

Get that dessert off the chips

never been at an office though i might be in the future after uni.

>proper bants

Had a dream about her again last night. Haven't even seen her in over 2 years. Literally a few dates was all we went on too. I fucking hate being alive.

genuinely howl when an officeman walks past a construction site and you can see their proverbial tail go between their legs out of fear
don't have an ounce of respect for someone who doesn't work with their hands

FOLC