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>that image
Don't you dare in hurting that cat, asshole.
Fuck the cat, he just killed my onions.
finally got my first award on reddit
>award on reddit
black dilldo?
dear lord, not the onions!
I see no cat just some shashlik with extra onions
for me it's garlic
Based.
FUCK the city and their "people"
try not to be jelly
Me after the dna tests arrive.
What exactly are you trying to find out?
1. have they arrived?
2. what are you?
3. why would you spend money for something you can check by talking to your parents for 5 min?
Calculating averages he could make a 90%+ precision DNA plotting without using any DNA
Got offered a gardening job (digging plants and shit) for 6€/h in/near Tallinn, should I take it? Should I ask for more? I already said yes to a trial day
Do it, plant some seed. It's not like you will plow anything else.
>gardening job (digging plants and shit
sounds pretty ok (at least i feel that i would like it) as for the money, idk how much life in Tallinn costs. Still better than when i used to shit around in G4S for 3.30
How was doing security shit?
gardening sounds fine
isnt gardening a good work out job? keeps you fit?
digging shit and lifting plants workout
NOOOOOO
damn, that cats looks sad....
rude
Hello God
Could you stop raining please?
t. user
no. piss off
t. god
boring, pointless. also i did it in an oil shale factory, and that is really smelly sometimes (even though i had a car to get around)
Sounds REALLY comfy. I would take it if I were you.
Hello God
Please disregard this, keep the rain coming
t. user (more pious)
not to be a dick about it, but what the fuck do gardeners in estonia actually do in the winter period? sharpen their shovels?
your wish is granted. keep the faith
t. god
tbhdesu i'm only about that buddhism
Want to have another coffee but can't remember if I already drank 2 cups of coffee today or 3
I don't want to drink 4 by accident
So you're agnostic
drink half a cup
I drink 2 in a row just to wake up.
do it intentionally? simple
Did you stop any benzine sniffing criminals?
Buddhists are like the biggest Chads ever.
Literally disregarding anything and just living for yourself.
In emptiness is everything.
in everything, emptiness
>be 45 minutes ago
>getting a haircut
>barber drops the atomic blackpill on me
>tells me there is slight thinning on my crown
>heart sinks like a ton of bricks
>the day I've dreaded has finally come, the norwood
reaper has come for me
>tells me it's not so bad i probably have 5-10 years of hair left, even more if i get a cope cut down the line
>starts cutting my hair
>contemplate my life
>"Uh you okay? you look stressed"
>Fuck it my life my rules im going out on my own terms fuck the reaper not going to be a coping maldcel
>tell her to take the guard off and buzz my head to zero
>"You sure? You still have almost all of your hair left its not even noticable yet"
>tell her to just fucking do it
>she does it
>walk out of the shop, tip her 20 euros for the honesty
>Look at my reflection in the shop window
A new life begins for me today.
Don't kill the cat!
finasteride time retard
how does it feel like to be a penis with limbs?
look at what the fucker did to the onions! day of the knife has come. a red day
dis me