/brit/

>tfw perfectly in tact bollocks

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reddit.com

more like bilmong

miss zoo and nuts lads
bloody pc brigade came in and now you can't even look at tits anymore

yeah I think it mentally damaged me cause I was used to being a popular well-liked kid at 16 then went to a loser with no friends who’d spend lunch alone

Based

/brit/ is a vegan general

fit bird on the chase

>tfw want a black gf but only ever get white ones

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annoying lefty slag on come dine getting on my rag

One /brit/ !
I don't know why.
He doesn't even matter how hard you try.

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Top gear was and always will be shite

Middle class v neck pullover wearing wankers slaving away to buy shiny new car are the bane of this country

there's this miraculous thing called porn sites lad give it a go sometime

just been chased by some joggers because apparently having a flat top is cultural appropriation

would drink her menstrual fluid

Emma Watson’s bum tbqh.

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my mummy watches the view :) she also watches those stupid shows about women murdering their husbands that just stream 24/7 on one channel. IDTV or something. No way that isnt some weird brainwashing attempt or the likes. I always turn it off when I walk through and shes not in. An entire cable television channel thats just a constant stream of how women murdered their husbands and almost got away with it? Nah

not falling for that again

get over yourself you posh cunt

nice iphones

yeah yeah jog on darkie

The roof on targa top mkIV Supras actually uses a little hex key locking system to secure it in place and it can be clipped into place under the rear glass when you'd like to drive with it removed.

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this lmao
blokey bugmen are still bugmen

holy shit
PENG ALERT

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been in the library for 3 hours and just realised i've got cum all over my laptop lid

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brown hands

the 12 year old's dream vehicle

take the popcorn pill lads. High volume, low calories, makes you feel full without being a fat cunt

Big fan of capsaicin me

correct opinion
jeremy clarkson is popular because modern culture glorifies stupidity and vulgarity

cheers mate

>take pictures holding fish
howling, forgot people did this

>JEZZA CLARKSON FOR PM LOL
fuck off you sub-Deano twat

grim bio

Don't know of any 12 year olds that remember the 90's tbqh

doesnt matter theyre still obsessed with supras and skylines

my bryers-miggs type? IDGAF

EES A PROPER LAD U CUD HAVE A PINT WITH
TOP FELLA

I can smell the bacteria and instability from here senpai

In the library lads. Some wanker has splooge all over his laptop and I’m having a laugh.

got some shipped from Biltong Emporium in bracknell. very nice

what does she smell like user?
Id kill for a whiff

always thought liking cars was for manchildren but i recently upgraded from an old corsa to like a mid 2000s german whip and i think i'm a vroom guy now

t. literal woman

Spartacus had a flat top in ancient rome!

Maybe if you got one the kids would think you're cool again

wish 7-11 was staffed by jappos instead of pajeets
it's japanese owned afterall

i've got a willy

sweat and onion rings

mental to think that the roman empire was run by italians when these days they couldnt organise a pissup in a brewery

lmao, blokey bugmen is so accurate

>government admits that brexit bill is in violation of international law
What

just made cheese toast onion jalapeono toasties

jeremy clarkson for pm

what are your funny catchphrases lads? or gimmicks, if you will?

not a nonce not interested in such things

>NO DON'T SPEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY
>DONATE THEM TO LABOUR INSTEAD
>WE NEED MORE WORKING CLASS (TM) CARIBBEAN TRANNY REPRESENTATION IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS

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Very niche genre but big fan of normies misunderstanding Zig Forums culture on the rare occasions they're exposed to it

There's that other image where the girls in hospital and the user is bane posting the mother

Like I said lads, big BIG fan

How was it that Dominic Cummings was so good at making leftypol so upset
They're still angry about him

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I have my doubts

fuck off

why dont any fucking supermarkets sell SAKE IN THIS RIDICULOUS IDIOT COUNTRY

WHY WHY WHY

WANT SAKE

WANT SAKE

WANT SAKE

SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW

Shows just how much culture can impact how a person, or people turn out. Just like ancient germans vs modern ones

fuck up you nazi rat

Reckon Italy was cooler back then

brewdogshit

this came out within a week of that news story though

go to dan murphys mate they've got everything

You're not british
You're not even white

how about you brew your own
cringe weeb nonce

My favourite is unironically the OP

waitrose

happiness
more or less
just a feeling
it's just a change in me
something in my liberty

reckon modern italians are as closely related to romans are as chickens to velociraptors

>ancient germans: bloodthirsty savages
>modern germans: bloodthirsty savages
not seeing it mate

based
fuck yanks

That Brexit movie was what did it. It riled them up so much because they thought it was a documentary.

fuck sake

Germany be kidding me

>ruins the country with gimmicks

look i support him wanting to invest in tech but not like this

What I've never managed to understand is how these people became the representatives of the working class. Its quite strange because I'm a member of the working class and everyone I work with hates these freaks.
I don't really think they're at all affiliated with the working class, I think they're trying to mask the fact that they're not willing to work by riding the backs of people that are.

Nero coffee is the best high-street coffee chain.

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Getting it online isn't difficult you weeboid gimp

i think it's about him wielding power without being elected, seems fair enough really

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wahey

i been meaning to watch that but i keep forgetting

>why dont any fucking supermarkets sell SAKE IN THIS RIDICULOUS IDIOT COUNTRY

>WHY WHY WHY

>WANT SAKE

>WANT SAKE

>WANT SAKE

>SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW SELL IT TO ME NOW

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youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0
the classic

/brit/ is the only online community i've ever been to that even after all these years still appreciates poo and willy jokes and hasn't become infested with annoying pseuds

kill yourself you weirdo weeb freak
you'd drink liquid diarrhoea if someone put a japanese label on it

feeling it too, babe

Keep seeing leftypol blame cummings for people not taking covid seriously now lmao

Where can I buy fags online?

why are you posting my gf you creep

the red onion and jalapeno on the cheese toastie was a bad idea

How has the mastermind dwommy cummings been able to show his face since he was found to be editing his old blogs to make it look like he predeicted coronavirus? So insanely embarrassing, i'd fire him on the spot for being such a cringecase

Leftypol CANNOT be reasoned with. They genuinely blamed Comic Sans on Corbyn losing the last election.

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>sake

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>jfs going on abot strawmen leftists
theres a board for that my dudes

look at their art
look at their paintings
artistically the same
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_the_Vettii
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_the_Tragic_Poet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_the_Faun

Lads if someone started on you and you beat them to the point they were out on their feet, one punch away from being knocked out cold what would your line be?

Mine would be "This is the part wherr you leave looking like a bitch" before headbutting him

not a fan of this gimmick

Just buy it online, you web poser. Even Amazon has a decent selection