/brit/ - Why did jannie delete edish

Might just be that it's night but I'm feeling very emotional. Feel like an ugly lesbian girl with how little I am sought and how physically inferior I am. Might start lifting but feel like it'd be a cope.

:(

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Car crashed into my house. >HOOOONK >Smash >Skid >Slam into the house Didn't see it but we had all the emergency vehicles here...

boohoo

Janny is a ponce

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That isn't him, there's another Yank who posts in these parts who's got a picture of him
He looks like your average Deano twat

Well yeah. Boohoo.
Women are bad people.

Go and get your muff or fly to Glasgow and I can shag you.

190 has never posted a pic of himself

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im traveling to your stupid little island tomorrow and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

190 is a character you stupid twats

>Help me
>Help me
>Help me
*bang bang bang*

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he's been at it for a decade lad i think he became the character long ago

Yeah not directly but can almost guarantee the picture I'm talking about is him

WHY DO CUNTS USE TRIPS AS IF PEOPLE GO “OH, I SURE HOPE [INSERT TRIPCUNT] CHIMES IN!!! HE HAS CRACKING INSIGHT AND HE BRINGS THE BANTER TO THE TABLE AHAHA”?????

can't wait to hear 190's reaction to this aha

Might just listen to angry music instead.
Guy thinks he will get a girlfriend if he becomes an engineer, gets a job at Boeing and realises he's unfuckable. Spitefully, he commits suicide by horsecock. I seethe so much. Might rape a girl/student one of these days. Really might. Liebe ist fur alle da.

peng

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the gf has one of those. Creeps me out honestly. She described the day she got it out in "I later spread eagle on the weird chair, the female doctor came up to me with a spikey plastic rig, she suddenly plunged it into my vagina and I screamed in pain. She said the damage was so severe that she'd surely have a giant blood puddle forming around her, but the iud was so powerful that it stopped all the blood from coming out and converted it into mucous". She had a runny nose for 9 days straight, and when my 7.1er goes all the way it, it touches the stake that is now poking out of her cervix, luckily it was lined up with my dickhole. she measured ever measure of my cock while I slept.

/brit/ is off its nut tonight

what colour do you reckon her arse hole is

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thoughts on Chelsea boots

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Feeling rapey at 3:30
Remember I used to feel sexy listening to AC as a teen

Is 190 a niece noncer? Hear a lot of rumours about it like this so called Kik raid where he confessed or whatever but I've never actually seen the chat logs or anything.

Amer is a fucking sex offender for definite though.

>The population of Blackpool has been declining constantly since 2001 and is expected to decline even further in the future.[15]

>In the 2011 census Blackpool was stated to have the highest percentage of divorced people in the country, 13.1% compared to the average of 9% for England and Wales.[16]

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you need putting behind bars asap

Haha I’m just in tears thinking of his previous high jinks!!!! What would we do without him?

ive smelled things in blackpool ive never smelled anywhere else

Faggy, prefer loafers or sneakers

>the way your pee smells after finishing your morning coffee
this is half the reason i drink the damn stuff

Truly the Venice of the norf.

'call the police, they won't unrape you'

Only work if you're high test

White gis always have an f1 between their cheeks.

thoughts on Manchster boots

docs.google.com/document/d/1gf8UOWR5eIfp8FqpAWt3EUrSCCocOWazrZlMiTJwAYs

brits don’t even know what moccasins are
cringe

If you have horsecock then you really can’t go wrong.
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like many parts of the UK, it's simply a settlement that has no purpose anymore
should really turn it all back into small villages with the occasional town and small city that have actual economic purpose

>the people
dogfood?
send them to another country?
whichever way
this country shouldn't have more than 25 million people

no but they'll stop you from doing it again.

Talking about Mr Hands.

What’s the difference between A6 and F1? There are no axis labels.

Genuinely don’t like whining about my countrymen in front of foreigners but most Americans just come off as low IQ and self-absorbed

If I clad all in black and made sure to ducttape any skin opening and sodomized a girl with objects then it'd have the same effect without the risk.

A6 is darker, but less creamy or more creamy depending on a couple things

In the 1800s, Scotland had a population of about 5 million and England had a population of about 20 million.
Now, Scotland has a population of about 5.5 million and England has a population of about 56 million.

Better than high IQ and self absorbed.

Have sex incel

You're really dumb too just so you know.

poo

I thought you meant wrapping your cock around your neck and strangling yourself with it.

Sex is trash.

fucked this 16yo from cockermouth (no pun intended) the other week. perfect combination of tight and wet. frothing like a capuccino moaning like she was giving birth. fantastic.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-54082192
>Final clinical trials for a coronavirus vaccine, developed by AstraZeneca and Oxford University, have been put on hold after a participant had an adverse reaction in the UK.

well, guess we aren't getting a vaccine any time soon then.

How did you become aquatinted with her?

Americans be like hahah you fucking nigger cuck lib fuck you bitch I fucked your mom. Haha u mad bro it’s just banter

Fine line between heating the microwarpdrive and raping a girl.
More like inserting it and tearing an intestine.

Not as dumb as I thought you were since you picked up I was referring to you

Fucking spick at McDonald’s gave me only two ketchup packets

>England has a population of about 56 million.
please make it stop

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“OH, I SURE HOPE ANONYMOUS CHIMES IN!!! HE HAS CRACKING INSIGHT AND HE BRINGS THE BANTER TO THE TABLE AHAHA

Actually Americans be like STFU Canadian

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Still don’t get it, but cheers.
Nothing up with that, t.bh.
With your cock?

Nonetheless still kind of amazing how much of an influence on enlightenment thought and achievements Scotland was. We are a nation of true intellect.

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mmm mm mmmmm mmm mu mu muuu mun munky?

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England is a shit city. Should be wiped off the map jk

With a horsecock.

Er no you can buy them in most shoe shops here you gimp, try again.

A Scottish person will invent a vaccine.
So many Scots left here and it just depresses me.

Acid trip was horrible at first

Popped two more tabs and I’m having the time of my fucking life right nowwwww I’m fucking flying

based

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it's been put onto hold before, but I'm guessing there's more intuition this time to know that this is a legitimate concern rather than a standard hold.

Met her in beach. Shared a couple ciders.

Friend of mine keeps posting shit like this on normiebook.

Fuming. No cunt cares about your sad life.

Why the hell can you buy them in shoe shops? Do gynecologists in the uk also have a food bar in their clinics?

why would you go on Zig Forums during a trip

A Scottish Canadian invented the telephone have some respect

I’m sorry but I’m howling so fucking much at your conondrum. Listen to some angry music bro.

fair enough lad, enjoy your trip, realise when it gets a bit mad that you're on acid, don't worry, you're still yourself :)

Listen to some Lynard Skynard

Thing about anonymous though is that anonymous is like, a bunch of people, instead of 3.

you sure do seem knowledgeable about medicine and things to do with drugs

We did good, but we are seen as a joke now. I honestly can’t take it anymore.
No need to brag.
How old are you, lad?

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