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Exactly. With Fapp™ you're back in control of your bodily urges. Realistically you're not going to stop masturbation completely but with Fapp™ you decide what days you want to wank and what you wank to.

nah use a very soft one: just a rubber wrist band

tempted to go whole hog and buy a fleshlight but I feel like that's the point of no return you know

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Want Emma Watson’s turds served to me on a platter.

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Children's TV shows Peppa Pig and Fireman Sam have been accused of sexism by the London Fire Brigade.

It comes after an episode used the term "fireman" instead of "firefighter".

"Come on @peppapig, we've not been firemen for 30 years," tweeted the brigade.

"You have a huge influence on kids & using out of date stereotypical gender specific wording prevents young girls from becoming firefighters."

In England, 5.2% of firefighters are women.

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re-arrest all australians

always get a strong whiff of curry when i walk past the indian neighbour's flat on my way to the lifts

Kill yourself nonce

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big if true

youtube.com/watch?v=hIIVK0NgK38

i dont need an app to tell me im a coomer. my browser tells me that

i can quit anytime. if lockdown is over cooming like this will no longer be feasible

being a pet just seems so shit

rate this girl

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Almost-daily reminder that if you use a proxy on Zig Forums to look like you're from a different country you're beyond pathetic

which of these have you banned for most
>off-topic
>extremely low quality
>avatar or signature use
>nsfw image on a worksafe board
>ban evasion
?

>i can quit anytime.
What all addicts say

Personally I always expect having a wank to be better than it is, it ends up just feeling like a waste of time.

corr id shag her

BOGGED

This is America baby

Been called bent so many times in brit
Not though, just effeminate

cyka

6/10 possibly a tranny

I get a lot of compliments from my female friends

would you?

4/10

honeygirl with the gigantic mole is better

what's sexist about Peppa Pig, the fact she has a mum and a dad?

I don't think dogs get the stimulation they need most of the time but cats and other pets are happy.

dead soulless eyes

Keep getting spots on the back of my neck, mainly in my hair and they take weeks to heal.
Why is this?

looks weird

take more showers dirty boy

Use spot cream on your neck, could be pillow related too, I get them occasionally.

You gotta do what you gotta do

miss these like you wouldn't believe

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Cos you're a grotty little freak

I say it how it is. Simple as.

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sweet crisps are an abomination

shes FIFTEEN you NONCE

if you are actually a coomer
as in 2+ hour gooning sessions with prostate toys etc
quitting is probably the hardest thing you will ever do

You say it how you think it is
In my experience you're often mistaken

I shower everyday. Don't get spots anywhere else of my body, just here in this one specific area.

I'm a side and stomach sleeper so don't think it's that. What spot cream do you recommend?

No.

imagine going out with this freak lmao

i chundered on the bus once but nobody noticed

you use hair wax or anything like that?

Refuse to believe that porn/wanking is more addictive than nicotine, opioids or even caffeine.

Oi lads I haven’t eaten in 24 hours and I’m going to get a Greggs, what should I get? Need something filling and tasty x

Oh it's impossible to quit once you're up to 3 hours a day cooming sessions.

I cum after like 10- 15 mins if I try to edge. How the fuck do people go for hours

I use this one and it seems to be one of the best

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activates the exact same mechanisms

I got nothing but sympathy when I'd puke my guts out on the bus to school camp because they took the windiest road in the state to get there, in a bus that already smelt like puke and was falling apart.

where in gods name do you find the time

Tw// genitalia, fecal matter

poo willy

Judy Garland - Get Happy for the fifth time today.

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can't stand it when women have opinions

Except it's not a physical dependence that has actual serious affects on your physiologically. Mentally, yes, but it's not like you'll have severe side effects from cutting back.

personally think that caffeine is more addictive than nicotine, just from my experience trying to quit both

hate how it's called gooning instead of edging now
fucking goons

had a great idea for a band name before but i googled it and it's already taken
a grim state of affairs all things considered

Grew out of spots when I was 15 like a normal person

If you quit caffeine you just get a headache for a few days, quitting nicotine you get bad brainfog for a few days and it takes a month to feel normal

Nope.

I quite caffeine for a few weeks at the end of the year. It was necessarily hard aside from the first few days, but I got back on the horse because my life just felt completely empty and devoid of all colour without it. Hard to explain but it's like I shifted from being the protagonist to the viewer in life, if that makes sense.

the stockport area MENTIONED

feel a bit weird that she lives round here desu

The best way to quit porn is to have sex and masturbate now and again to imagination. Nofap hardmode is for losers to feel like they're a superior male just because they haven't touched their dick in 30 days.

sore dick

I-I'm gonna GOOOOOOOON

You make the time. If you get woken up early, you'll coom until you have to work. If you are in late you coom until you can't stay awake no longer. wfh just made things even easier. Kills any motivation for any other hobbies though.

>addiction

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SEX SEX SEX

was half expecting him to pour his glass on top of her at the end there lmao

do you not socialise
i mean i know there's nogf but surely friend(s)?

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told the gf i could beat her up if i wanted to
wasn't threatening her, was just saying that i could

based

How did I know that was a 190 post?

come with us kid, there's no time to explain

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dirty stopout

some fella bedded are Sara

I've edged for so long at a time in the past I was cutting about like a newton's cradle, dusting the tops of my socks whilst doubled over with cramps

would shagging a paki twink be based? you're dominating an invader and cucking his entire bloodline

he is an absolute rocket

*buzzes in*
the bit at the top that literally says his name and trip

Tried to make the GF jealous today by alluding to the fact that other women are interested in me. Instead of, you know, cleaning up her act and actually having a shower etc. she just got super depressed and went to bed at 10pm. Dunno what to do here aside from break up with her. Just want to be able to take her out without her looking like absolute dogshit.

>Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
>Self-imposed social isolation
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
>Feelings of inadequacy
>Severe low self-esteem
>Self-loathing
>Mistrust of others
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Feeling inferior to others
>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism and to interrupt painful thoughts

Nearly passed out a few times from wanking for ages without having a drink
You have to remember to keep yourself hydrated

where's 190

as long as you don't get him pregnant

first day on the job huh pig? welcome to maple ridge motherfucker

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problem with cooming is you will be up until the early hours on a good session
then it's the lack of sleep that fucks you the next day. kills all motivation and willpower to fight the urge next time it comes around.
it just becomes a vicious cycle.

Fucking hoor

wind your neck in, Amer

kek this is me 1/3rd of the time

Train is 9 (nine) minutes late
I may miss the start of the chase

Imagine the police having to kick down your door after getting a call about a worry for your wellbeing, then finding you passed out on the floor in a puddle of cum, pants round ankles and Bhutanese midget scat hentai playing on your computer.

kek

In Australa we get the British Chase AND the godawful Australian Chase.

she's obviously suffering from major depressive disorder m8

what mental illness is this? i have it

Tell her to shower and how to dress etc. if she doesn't do what you say she's not a good woman so dump her

yeah we've all seen south park

any 20 hour wankathon on speed man in?

womaniser woman-womaniser you're a womaniser oh womaniser oh you're a womaniser baby you-you-you are you-you-you are womaniser womaniser womaniser boy don't try to front i-i know just-just what you are-are-are boy don't try to front i-i know just-just what you are-are-are ooh (you got me going) ooh (you're oh so charming) ooh (but i can't do it) ooh (you womaniser)

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friends? To go to pubs with? My best friend I haven't seen in 5 years and we talk about twice a year.

avoidant personality disorder
aka: virginoidal freakazoiditus