If you're a native french then it's impossible to be virgin...

If you're a native french then it's impossible to be virgin. all you have to do is speak broken english with a slightly exaggerated french accent and you got women dropping their pants waiting for you to eat them. god I wish I was french.

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Really ?

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really really. go to an american Uni and start talking. just watch all the girls flock to you.

that's false tho, american girls want black bodybuilders and i'm just 182cm white dude

he a jew

that's perfect! look a little depressed and dress with a dark academia style and there would nothing stopping you. people in the US look at you guys are sophisticated, so if you look the part added with the frenchie accent then it's over. women would be all over you.

>implying

American girls are bigger, taller and manlier than me, you're freaks who'd never like me

>If you're a native french then it's impossible to be virgin. all you have to do is speak broken english with a slightly exaggerated french accent and you got women dropping their pants waiting for you to eat them.
Well not in France, and I'm too poor to go abroad. So I'm doomed to be a virgin.

are you french french or MENA?

I'm a Francophone who lives in Alberta but *ngloid girls are two-faced disgusting monsters. For example I was groped on the crotch and the butt a couple of times. But also these people speak badly about Francophones when we're not around. I will never give my virginity to *ngloidettes who don't deserve me

SAINT BASÉ

bro go to your neighbor to the north. I'm pretty sure women in the UK are exactly the same like the US ones.

>bro go to your neighbor to the north
I'm literally too poor to go and live there

>all you have to do is speak broken english with a slightly exaggerated french accent

Is this really true? I don't like my accent when i speak english and i cringe everytime when i hear another french speaking english.

Girls here go wild for tall skinny white dudes
Well, mostly short stubby fat nonwhite girls, but it's still something

French accent is widely considered the sexiest in the world. Unless you individually sound like an autist your broken baguette talk could pull in the pussy like you're raking leaves

I don't even live in Canada and already know that the people in Quebec are fucking assholes. Use to work at a sephora store at the prudential center in boston. there was always quebec who come to visit and I never had a good experience with them. americans this americans that. I know people say this as an Zig Forums meme, but americans literally live rent free in their heads

I dont even have to talk to achieve the same effect. Nord girls literally grab my ass in the clubs

you can't just take a trip over there to visit London or something? don't you guys have like an underground railroad to go there so there no need for expensive flights.
women go wild for that shit. the more you struggle with english the better. post vocaroo

Probably to some extent, you get that reaction in America with a British accent, I imagine french will have a similar effect

Please glass that shame of a province called Quebec

what do tall skinny white girls go for then?

it depends on the accent. the "oi brvh crank up that Oasis" isn't gonna grab much attention

>people in Quebec are fucking assholes
nothing wrong with that

basado

Quebecois seemsto bethe only based people in canada

>black bodybuilders
lol maybe in Nigeria. I think over 80% of Black women are obese/overweight here unfortunately, the men aren’t that far behind either.

tall skinny white guys unironically. BBC shit is a meme.

well no shit, my accent is RP hence why it gets a reaction, particularly in rural america

I don't know what that means, post vocaroo

Zig Forums white dudes with good faces

I'm not from Quebec, user. I have no Quebecois heritage. I am Acadien.