YES, You WILL brush your teeth

>YES, You WILL brush your teeth.
>YES, You WILL take a bath.
>YES, You WILL do your homework.
>NO, You WON'T stay up late.
>YES, You WILL go to school.
>NO, You WON'T sleep at Tucker's house this saturday.
>YES, You WILL clean your room.
>YES, You WILL say "Please" and "Thank you"
>YES, You WILL eat your veggies.
>EAT THE VEGGIES
>EAT THEM

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>DID YOU JUST SWEAR???

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>If you're too sick for school you're also too sick for TV and video games

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>Okay, mom. Good night.
>*gets under covers, turns on 3DS*

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this was the dumbest shit

>stop watching those goddamn chinese cartoons and get a job!

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>WHAT?? I CAN'T SPREAD MISINFORMATION?? BUT WHAT ABOUT MY HECKIN FREEDOM OF SPEECHORINOS??

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Lol I did this to play Mario kart 7 when I was 7 years old, for some reason I tried to run away from home because they took away my ds, I was too short though my dad caught me

>Hmm you're too sick to commute to a place and sit attentive in a loud chaotic environment processing information for 8 hours? That must mean you're also too sick to lay in bed and play pokemon for 1 hour at a time between naps

i swear to fuckin god this used to make my blood boil as a kid

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>STOP CUMMING ON YOUR CLOTHES!! ATLEAST JACK OFF ON THE TOILE!T!!!

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>WHENEVER YOU TALK TO AN ELDER YOU WILL DO IT IN A RESPECTFUL WAY YOU HEAR ME

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>I tried to run away from home because they took away my ds, I was too short though my dad caught me
based

>Respect is based on mutuality, mom. I'm not going to show respect towards anyone who doesn't show respect towards me, I don't care if it's an elder or not.

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>im inheriting you the best wealth of all, education

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>stop talking when i'm talking!

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>stop answering my questions with other questions!!!

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>STOP WATCHING BLACKED ON THE FAMILY COMPUTER

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>7 years old
>Mario kart 7
>Released in 2011
come back when you're older

>NO HAT NO PLAY

>DO NOT, I REPEAT: DO NOT CHANGE THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS' BACKGROUND TO GORE IMAGES

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did they ever say this to you?

>STOP INTERRUPTING CLASS!! SOME PEOPLE HERE WANT TO LEARN!

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*Rips apart one of my drawings*

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>stop watching cartel execution videos, you should be doing your work!

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Lmao based

>I'm sorry class we can't go on the excursion now because a few bad apples ruined it for everyone

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>kid
>ds

>Can I go to the bathroom, Mr. Gigachad?

>I don't know... can you?

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Mom would always get upset when I asked how that made any sense

On fucking point.

>WHO'S SHINING THAT LASER!

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fuckin based

your parents aren't supposed to be your friends

>Before I read the malpractice warning, please check your pockets for mobile phones, notes or paper. If you are found to have a mobile phone in your possession once the examination has commenced, I must report you to NESA, and you may be penalised, which may result in being given zero for the examination, or not qualifying for the HSC. Raise your hand if you have a mobile phone or any other unauthorised material.

I will now read the malpractice warning: The NSW Education Standards Authority rules state than any student found with notes, paper, unauthorised material or any communication device such as a programmable watch, smartwatch or a mobile telephone in the examination room may have a penalty imposed, such as zero for this examination or no result for the course. If you have accidentally brought into the examination room anything with notes on it, paper or other unauthorised material or equipment, please place them in the designated area before this examination starts. There will be no penalty if they are handed in now. They will be returned to you when the session has finished. You must complete the student completion record, and ensure it has been checked and signed by the supervisor, before you leave the examination room. If you leave before this happens, your presentation for the examination may be treated as a breach of examination rules.

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>you can't just leave in the middle of the class!!!!!!
>your parents have to authorize you to!!!! do you want me to call them??

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>I don't care who started the fight, I only care who stops!!

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>8 hours
Wow, our school only lasts like 4...

>if you cheat on this test, you are only cheating yourself!

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My school growing up started at 7am and ended at 4pm

>you can't just sleep during all the class hours, you're supposed to sleep at home, not in school

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>wheres your tie??? you know the tie is part of the uniform. may i see your tie please??? if you left it at home i will recommend the principal to send you back home for the rest of the day so you can search it

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>vandalism is a breach of school guidelines and you can be expelled for it!!!

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>VIOLENCE IS NEVER AN ANSWER

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Do white parents really?

>got something you want to share with the rest of the class?

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>WATCH IT WITH THE ATTITUDE, MISTER. I AM SO TIRED OF YOU BEING A LITTLE SHIT. GET IN LINE OR I SMASH YOUR PS3

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>WHO SHAT INTO THE PISSOIR?!?! STOP LAUGHING THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

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>THE CLASS ENDS WHEN I SAY IT NOT WHEN THE BELL RINGS
>STOP PACKING UP YOUR STUFF WHILE I'M TALKING

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what about shaving your beard too you cringy soyposter

>STOP ACTIVATING THE FIRE ALARMS WHEN THERE IS NO FIRE, THE FIRE DEPARTMENT HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO !

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>You have a lot of potential but you aren't enough serious in your studies

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During my time, you got to school at 8am and leave 11:45am. Or 13 pm and leave 17:45 pm (depending on the school).
How firsties don't kill themselves out of boredom? I skip school every other day by jumping the school walls to play Tibia with my friends.

>are you high during class?

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>YOU REEK OF ALCOHOL AGAIN

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In my school days it was 7:30 - 12:00 and 13:30 - 17:00

i wish i was brazilian as a kid, woke up at 6:45 am and got back home at 6:30pm due to the long school days + commuting from the countryside to the nearest school

>There's 1000s of kids who would wish they were in your shoes right now

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school day here went from 9am to 3pm