Psychiatrist:

Psychiatrist:
>so why do you do on the internet all day

>I-i browse forums

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And what KIND of forums, mister user?

>I have intellectually stimulating discussions with people online from around the world

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>Why, I browse international forums. Truly I am a modern day cosmopolitan that ancient men would envy. Can you believe that just today I spoke to a German, a Turk, and a Chinese man!

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>how do you know all these random things about other countries

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wow nice, did they say anything interesting ?

>I engage in fruitful discussions with representatives from countries throughout the world. The dialogue, as always, is very invigorating.

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>Why yes, I do browse skyscrapercity, how did you know?

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psychology is a jewish meme

Unfortunately, I cannot repeat our banter in such polite company.

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>well, doctor, i patiently wait at least 48 hours and then start multiple topics about hating my country

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>They said mean things about my country, so I called them a roach, a roach and a bug

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i wish forums were more popular. socialmedia is awful and no where near equivalent. not just the format and lack of control, but the people and inevitably the content.

>falling for the psychiatric jew
user, i ...

kek

>you have to let me go wojak my suicide wasn't your fault

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Why, yes! They did in fact! It seems that hatred of women is something that unites the world.

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I have been for two years going to the same psych, and this week I actually just told her about Zig Forums.
It was because a poster here replied to me with something that gave me a personal epiphany, so to contextualise it I explained it to her.

psychatrist
>so what do you do all day?
>i go on the computer
>and do what?
>can't say i watch twitch streams
>can't say i browse forums
>can't say i look at furry porn
>haha i just listen to music haha
fuggggggg

r-rude

>tfw finally work up the courage to see a psychiatrist for my deep rooted mental issues and video game addiction
>he just laughs at me for being a dumb zoomer

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>"And this uh, dog person-"
>"Janny"
>"...Janny, that is trying to ruin your fun, is he here now?"

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They told me I'm not cute :(

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>I engage in epic intellectual battles online where I destroy my opponents pure and clean with facts and logic. This requires me to be at the top of my game, so I constantly perform exhaustive research on various things such as history and international politics. I have over 300 confirmed victories and I'm the top debater. I also happen to collect rare pictures of frogs. I have more than hundreds of such pictures right now

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hard agree

Seriously?
There are good and bad professionals in every field, and I think in psychiatry that's extremely true.

>"oh really? i use Zig Forums!"
>"b-be mommy gf?"

>I browse a website filled with losers from the entire world. Really interesting to see that there are retards in every place on earth. You're looking beautiful with your hair like that and I love your makeup too! Did I ever tell about that one time when I had sex with my ex-teacher??? No? It was a fine experience, I didn't really care about our previous relationship. Having sex is a really normal experience and we don't need any walls stopping us from loving each other.
my conversation about 4channel with my psychologist was like this. She must think that I'm a retard, but I don't care. Her job is dealing with mentally ill retards like me

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it's funny
if you said porn instead of forums it wouldn't sound as bad

What she said

Nothing, she probably doesn't know what Zig Forums is, so I briefly explained the anonymity, that's it's infamous because it is also associated with some shooters and other weird things but that it's truly just neutral and pseudo-anarchic.
The point what to say that a random faggot that I have no idea who he was wrote me a short sentence that made be able.to control the suffering I was feeling due to a particular thing.