Psychiatrist:
>so why do you do on the internet all day
>I-i browse forums
Psychiatrist:
>so why do you do on the internet all day
>I-i browse forums
And what KIND of forums, mister user?
>I have intellectually stimulating discussions with people online from around the world
>Why, I browse international forums. Truly I am a modern day cosmopolitan that ancient men would envy. Can you believe that just today I spoke to a German, a Turk, and a Chinese man!
>how do you know all these random things about other countries
wow nice, did they say anything interesting ?
>I engage in fruitful discussions with representatives from countries throughout the world. The dialogue, as always, is very invigorating.
>Why yes, I do browse skyscrapercity, how did you know?
psychology is a jewish meme
Unfortunately, I cannot repeat our banter in such polite company.
>well, doctor, i patiently wait at least 48 hours and then start multiple topics about hating my country
>They said mean things about my country, so I called them a roach, a roach and a bug
i wish forums were more popular. socialmedia is awful and no where near equivalent. not just the format and lack of control, but the people and inevitably the content.
>falling for the psychiatric jew
user, i ...
kek
>you have to let me go wojak my suicide wasn't your fault
Why, yes! They did in fact! It seems that hatred of women is something that unites the world.
I have been for two years going to the same psych, and this week I actually just told her about Zig Forums.
It was because a poster here replied to me with something that gave me a personal epiphany, so to contextualise it I explained it to her.
psychatrist
>so what do you do all day?
>i go on the computer
>and do what?
>can't say i watch twitch streams
>can't say i browse forums
>can't say i look at furry porn
>haha i just listen to music haha
fuggggggg
r-rude
>tfw finally work up the courage to see a psychiatrist for my deep rooted mental issues and video game addiction
>he just laughs at me for being a dumb zoomer
>"And this uh, dog person-"
>"Janny"
>"...Janny, that is trying to ruin your fun, is he here now?"
They told me I'm not cute :(
>I engage in epic intellectual battles online where I destroy my opponents pure and clean with facts and logic. This requires me to be at the top of my game, so I constantly perform exhaustive research on various things such as history and international politics. I have over 300 confirmed victories and I'm the top debater. I also happen to collect rare pictures of frogs. I have more than hundreds of such pictures right now
hard agree
Seriously?
There are good and bad professionals in every field, and I think in psychiatry that's extremely true.
>"oh really? i use Zig Forums!"
>"b-be mommy gf?"
>I browse a website filled with losers from the entire world. Really interesting to see that there are retards in every place on earth. You're looking beautiful with your hair like that and I love your makeup too! Did I ever tell about that one time when I had sex with my ex-teacher??? No? It was a fine experience, I didn't really care about our previous relationship. Having sex is a really normal experience and we don't need any walls stopping us from loving each other.
my conversation about 4channel with my psychologist was like this. She must think that I'm a retard, but I don't care. Her job is dealing with mentally ill retards like me
it's funny
if you said porn instead of forums it wouldn't sound as bad
What she said
Nothing, she probably doesn't know what Zig Forums is, so I briefly explained the anonymity, that's it's infamous because it is also associated with some shooters and other weird things but that it's truly just neutral and pseudo-anarchic.
The point what to say that a random faggot that I have no idea who he was wrote me a short sentence that made be able.to control the suffering I was feeling due to a particular thing.