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Is this the one

all good and you dad? fina bout to do a beer run soon

Yes.

make a nicca scream

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Your country has a nice national anthem.

Yearp

youtube.com/watch?v=SzaxNkfQz-Y

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what a fucking hotty

you got a billion kids with different women

It's the world's longest anthem length-wise

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I fell for the BRAP meme and now sex is ruined for me.

does anyone live in boston, and know how to install a slab door and doorknob? pls there are no handymen left in this city

uruguay more like U ARE GAY

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what is braaap
is it just a fart fetish meme
pls braappill me

So are /cum/ threads the shit post threads?

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don't know what a slap door is but i can polish your knob

if theres one thing i learned from my boss its to NEVER accept a job in mass unless you know the person and you overcharge them

it means like fart or ass

i will also accept this if you are qt
you can come in my front door (it's broken)

>Finally save up some money
>Have to finish paying off a stupid loan
>Going to install a culvert for a project
>And a concrete slab or two
There goes my money. Real life isn't fun at all.

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Imagine sticking your hole head into a portapotty outside of a taco Bell. Thats a BRAP.

would much rather shoot myself than hook up with a 4channeler, ngl

oh fug
why is this god damn city so expensive

Were you on vacation or soemthing bro

I don't know but it sure is. Last time I stayed in boston bottles of water were $5 each every but this one store that was kind of hidden/tucked away where they sold them for $2 each

Please stop I've coomed enough for one day

I never knew that. I believe it though - 105 bars is a lot. Ours only has 32 bars IIRC.

AYO

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uruguay? more like U ARE BASED

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>either/or
seems more like an all or nothing kinda deal

If you search "longest national anthem in the world" in Google, you'll get Greece's anthem.
But that's because our full anthem has a 2-minute lyric-less part at the start, which is usually cut off when playing our anthem at sports events or whatever

*crawls into your pants*

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kind of. i was trying to hang out with this girl for a while, but it didn't work out. then i went on a vacation from sobriety and have been doing some stuff and things.

some boomer was just bangin Billy Joel - Piano Man at full volume from his car outside

For me, it's 2% milk.

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when i was a kid in elementary school i had a couple of jewish friends both of them named David

then i found out hitler had died on my birthday in 1945 and i started going around telling people that the reason i have so many jewish friends is because hitler died on my birthday. havent had a jewish friend in years now, though.

the sound of our future

youtube.com/watch?v=Mi2cJ8kNeQ4

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For me it's straight from the bull.

>whole milk
Do Americans really call it that?

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uh oh stinky

for me its no milk.

(unless im having cereal. which is rare)

Gonna be in Oklahoma for a month due to work

Anything fun to do or things I should know?

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youtube.com/watch?v=CKAc3nYEatw

donkey kong's music was so ahead of its time

oklahoma is a pit of dispair. check out the wichita mountain nature preserve if you're down near lawton, it's pretty gorgeous.

The only tourist attraction I'm aware of would be the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building

Greece's is longer when it comes to the length of the text of the original poem. They also trim theirs down though - the original poem is 150+ stanzas but only three are usually sung.

do some meth, fuck some hookers

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Gonna be in Lawton specifically. I'll be sure to check that out

SWEDEN
youtube.com/watch?v=Ropn_kwpFDU

or

TAIWAN
youtube.com/watch?v=Qu4-wjV5dpQ

so fucking awful, you're gonna hate it

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idk if they're still open, but check out a restaurant called the junction it's pretty good korean food and they're open late. would go there after drinking often.