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snooker edition

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big dead eyes like a fish. how i love em

snooker is for boring wankers

why are you retarded mongs always making two news at once

I hope the yanks die painfully

keep the janman on his toes
not paying him to get complacent

Rule of Two

wahey

cricket toil looms

>maybe have a dance at some point
What are you into nowadays? Are you still a technohead?
>read books
Yes, mate, Moby Dick page 1 for me. Do you keep a log of everything you've read seeing as you read so much?
>watch shit
What are you gonna watch? Greenaway's Drowning By Numbers is on 4od. I'll probably watch that later today

copealone in the other one too
think I'll stay here in the comfy thread

hello lads

simultaneously reminded of the lad whose gf put the white bits of a lettuce in his sandwiches and also that thread where we posted about domestic abuse because "they love it though"

>Michael Gove 2016 "The day after we leave, we hold all the cards"

>Michael Gove 2019 “It’s a grim but inescapable fact that in the event of a no-deal Brexit tariffs on beef and sheep meat would be above 40%"

absolutely roaring

not sure i'd ever call myself a technolad but yeh i still listen to techno
>Do you keep a log of everything you've read seeing as you read so much?
nah just stick em on the shelves. i figure if you completely forget about something probably wasn't very good.
>Greenaway's Drowning By Numbers on 4od
oh shit good shout how long for?

bit shoddy
probably taste fine though
needs a bit of chilli sauce

that toast is fucked mate

these basically just penguin bars with caramel then?

Got called racist in greggs earlier lads

aldi penguins

every little helps

bit rude

wanted some Worcestershire sauce but mumberg forgot to buy any

not funny mate we're in trouble
show some compassion

>Worcestershire mentioned
Based

why does every western end with a tense shoot out

econmy is fucked anyway
might as well go out with a bang

i almost completely forget things i read, just remember little fragments and maybe the general theme. ive started to write notes on all the books i read because then i actually remember most of it

Shove it up your hole you stupid cunt hahaahhahahhaha

The popularity of Cardi B and her sick song WAP (wet ass pussy) amongst teenage girls tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about western culture. I hold my hands up and admit it - Muslims were right all along

GWON RONNEH

Ainsley Harriot is a based black man

No Country for Old Men doesn't

the drink

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>western
*black

im in the market for a small man bag anyone know any nice ones

Want to lick chebs lads

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currently dual /brit/ posting

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yeah loads

fuck off you nasty little bastard
send us a tenner

matter of fact i've got it now

janny should be doing his job

Welcome, user! Welcome, to every inner west house party in a nutshell.

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looks refreshing that

Why dont we just conquere europe?
Scottish people get france and Scandinavia then the english get the rest.

fellas i've got these little white pussy spots on the side of my nose but can't find anything on google about what causes it. when i take a shower i always get white puss there. what the fuck is it?

Her fanbase is mostly middle-class white people. At least SOME black people still have morality and God in their lives

because real life isn't a game of civ you autistic sadact

dad screaming his guts out at the footy on tv

desu blacks dominate modern western culture because the emphasis is on ego and sex

going for a 2 hour 8 mile walk listening to jaack maates happy hour podcast

What's a good first car to get?

tyson fury is bringing out his book in a past 12 months
i didnt have him down as much of a novelist but credit to him

I dont play games you mong
I cant see whats wrong

wrong
wrong

*metallic rattling*