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Big Sandsy and the ‘drew fella

god i wish that was me

busy speaking truth to power

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being rated by BB King as a guitarist is like being rated by Jamie Oliver as a chef.

Even if there weren't immigrants they'd still be low-income and told to hate Scots or Catholics or something else stupid. The immigrants are not causing their poverty.

just spend like five minutes getting angry that i couldn’t connect to an online lobby only to realise my router wasn’t turned on

of course starmer will back it, he knows that as soon as it starts to go bad we can rejoin and it will be the tories that get the blame, resisting makes labour look bad at this point

based soph

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Jamie Oliver is a chav cook. Marco Pierre White is a premier league chef.

rorke?

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dont think scots and catholics are forming rape gangs that prey on white working class girls but enlighten me

Jamie Oliver doesn't know what the fuck he is doing compared to Marco Pierre White

which is essentially what i was getting at in my original post.

Would you?

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jamie oliver is the barratt new build of chefs

What’s your name?
Who’s your daddy?
Is he rich like me?

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Maybe my next life will be better.

nah ginger women have smelly pussies

>repressed memories

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fuck's sake

Jamie Oliver is like the Dr Disrespect of competitive gaming.

Bet you thought this was a good post. Like it was a good counter and not a red herring.

love footie
love the EFL

youtu.be/qD9FcAZ-_84
youtu.be/qD9FcAZ-_84

>jamie oliver
ah yes mr "dribbles in his dinner"

Apparently if you have repressed memories and take psychedelics they resurface, Im a fairly experienced psychedelic user and I’ve never gotten any so that’s good to know I was never nonced.

found midsommar to be shallow and pedantic

>echo falls fruit fusion white peach & mango

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rorkebros...

>found midsommar to be shallow and pedantic

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of course 190 thinks jamie oliver is the best chef ever

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based

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refuse to believe that some people can't remember certain things
like not even with the right stimulus? sounds like bullshit

don't do so much lsd next time you stupid freak. hippies are losers

My friends say I should act my age
What’s my age again? What’s my age again?

theres some hoes in this thread

mikey out for the blood of the porridge wog tonight

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creasing
based mikey

hello my literal enemies

>yeah mate James Joyce is the best writer to ever live

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I've been posting on /brit/ for 6 years.

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Broadband has been down for 3 days now and there’s no way of contacting Sky. Fucking sick of it lads

Whoever said povvo eating is grim never had canned tuna in instant noodles.

not yet anyway

Got offer a job for £600 p/w and commission. Wasn't entirely sure it was serious at the time but just woke up and realised I should have accepted on the spot. Would make more money in basic, probably less in commission but I could go back to working regular hours. It would be for a family owned business instead of a corporation. Dunno why I didn't really take it seriously at the time it was offered.

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cant be fucked for psychedelics, literally just unearned knowledge or delusions

Got to ride one of those $9k bikes once, whole thing weighed about 12 lbs and that was all mostly just the tires. Maybe I'll find an abandoned one someday.

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dubs is the engraving i get on my airpods

The boy with the thorn in his side
Behind the hatred there lies
A murderous desire for love
How can they look into my eyes
And still they don't believe me?

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it is genuinely true that if voting changed anything, it would be illegal

and that's a good thing

you simply can not refute either of these facts

doesnt sound nice. why would u want to do it again

James Joyce is just for namedropping pseuds.

>dude it's supposed to be impossible to read lmao

RORKE BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>rorkes wife shagged someone else after this

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Soft cunt

poo

based

I remember reading some game theory stuff that basically showed that on an individual level, voting is useless

Spooky

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banana bread is in the over de lads
first thing ive ever baked
exciting stuff

starting to think china are the good guys

"please do not engrave my airpods"

Convincing hypothesis, forwarding this post to the greatest philosophers on the planet

You don’t understand it.
t. Low iq philistine

a tree?

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L R

that female officiator may as well not of showed up for work given all she did

Went to the cinema and there was an advert for some charity that was quoting Hamlet and I finished the quote myself out loud before the advert did, saying "what is this quintessence of dust?". Mates sat next to me were impressed

leftypol insects forced to fight in packs against the rorke bvll

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What's the story here? Presume it was just some lad who said a completely common sense thing, was attacked by a mob of angry NPCs and the police did nothing but blame him for it.

recieving anal

lmao grow up
just because the West sucks doesnt mean China is any better
both absolute shitholes, just in different ways

Yew?

Oh shit, I meant to say it felt like it was 2 lbs.

yea true

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I don't
Do you?

willy

thats not a yew

chna is 10x shitter than the west

why are right wingers so violent?

Higher testosterone

business idea: pay-per-view broadcast of mikey the pikey and zoey kicking this yank tripfags teeth in round the back of Cheadle services

That's not what I meant.

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forwarding this post to the ccp

just murdered this ‘der

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i'd buy that for a quider

god imagine if she dressed up in latex and tied you up and whipped, spanked, pegged, gagged, slapped you whilst also throwing in a bit of CBT for good measure aha

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feel like a big man now?

small brains and low intelligence

never understood why people go for anyone other than bt for broadband

lads can someone remind me to check on my cake at 01:47 ta x

what earbuds are they. maybe should get them instead

Had the best LSD trip of my life the other day, dropped three tabs and I was tripping balls. At first it was a bad trip with anxiety and paranoia and then eventually I just embraced it and it was fucking amazing. The visuals were fucking insane.

only if you tell me what type of cake

do you still feel like me
sit down here and we shall see
we can talk and find common ground
we can just forget about about feeling down
we can just forget about life in this town

For 30% I'll do it.