Hobby: travelling, dance

>hobby: travelling, dance

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>hobby: role-playing as a retard online, masturbating, yelling at mommy, drinking beer, calling Americans fat, shitting pants, watching cartoons for kids, not having sex

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>Take me on an adventure

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Why are they literally all like this? or mentally ill art hoe

Literally everyone like travelling

Becuase their brain is hallow

>hobby: racism

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>You don't have reading as a hobby
row IQ

>i dont look for one night stands

We all know that these are red flags, but what about green flags?

I always felt that having cooking or outdoor activities as a hobby was a green flag.

Cooking is a massive green flag.
Outdoor activities like hiking seem to be in every girls profile though.

why do they lie like that?

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You cant say that in this day.

t.haven't met most of rural/small town Finns.

>drugs
>sex

>Yes, I will get tattoos of my boyfriend's name on my body and regret it after we break up.
>Yes, my tinder profile lists my interests as food, music, and travelling.
>Yes, I do require you to be of a minimum height to apply to be my next boyfriend.
>Yes, you are not allowed to talk to any girls other than me. Why is that a problem?
>Yes, you have to buy something for me whenever you go to the store, if not you don't love me.
>Yes, I am indeed fine with eating "anywhere" but don't like where you're taking me.
>Yes, I will call you a creepy incel to my girlfriends if you disagree with anything I said.
>Live, laugh, love.

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They're the biggest whores when they get abroad

>doing sex tourism

always blew my mind how Kimi Raikkonen has probably the single coolest job in the world yet always is unfazed and bored out of his mind like he was a bank clerk or something

Yeah outdoor activity like backpacking around Jamaica and hiking in Nepal or Kasol

>long walks on the beach, cooking food together and staying in, watching a movie and falling asleep
>if I were into that crap I wouldn't be on tinder

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I think driving is one of the few things he enjoys. Anyway that nigga be totally different from what the media portraits as. He hates the media and being celebrity that's why he's alway so cranky

>When it's weekend you can find me dancing at a festival
>Take me on an adventure!
Literally all their fucking pictures are taken at the most generic festivals in the city park and their trips are all to either Thailand or Budapest.

>I told Lucy the truth
>I stayed in the moment
>I saved the puppy

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>shitting pants

Why would a non-american do this?

sometimes I lie on the internet to appear cooler

>Why but of course I have some vague 24h job at a charity with 6 months of vacation a year and expect you to pay for any and all shared cost since I need my money for drinks and holidays.
>No, you don't get to complain about me having dinner with male coworkers so often

>incel tries to flirt with me
Ugh.. being a woman is so hard

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Do these women have any personality?

No but neither do the men they're fucking

Worst thing about being a woman is that you have too many sex partners to choose from. It's hard to decide

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Only minority. The majority of women have the same personality as their friends because they fear to stand out and be shunned.

No women has

Hmn heblo beautiful pls post sharpie in pooper, meny thabk.

Lmao

>uhhh i dont know if i want cute Chad or hot Chad
>sorry i dont do dating now...

>If you're a tory then swipe left

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Whore

Women are not worth it. You can get a prostitute for 100e if you want pussy

trannies aren't women

I like to swipe right on girls that post
>if you voted for bolsonaro swipe left
Just so i can send her bolso 2022

>ig: somedumbwhore7731

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Implying these girls can't tell you're an incel just from your face lmao
I see a lot of profiles that are nothing but some good looking pictures and an IG. Are they looking for follower?

YOU

you just KNOW

you just know

Already work on 3

Sure, first jump bottom first into my cock