Germany thread

Let's have a Germany thread.
>learn German or talk about the language
>ask questions to real Germans
>post images related to Germany
>just have a nice Sunday chill
Everyone welcome

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I really like living in this country.

I sometimes forget I'm living in this country and have this flag.
Was at the Netto and there were two old grannies in front of me who were speaking.
And I was like, "Wait how the fuck do these two grannies know German? Impressive."

>I sometimes forget I'm living in this country and have this flag.
Why do you forget that you're living in Germany?

Because it doesn't look so different from home.
I haven't talked to a German in like half a year due to lockdown.

I am greek

I hate you all

Nice. Thank you for hating me.

Where are you from?

>Germany thread
>Only Germans care

Autismus Faden ist immer gut

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Na, gib dem Faden ein wenig Zeit. :)

GROSSDEUTSCHLANDGERMANIAMAGNA when??????

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can i get german white pussy if im indian

Unity, Justice and Freedom
for the German Fatherland.
Let's all strive towards this Purpose
Brotherly, with Heart and Hand.
Unity, Justice and Freedom
are the Promise of Happiness.
Flourish in this Blessing's Glory,
Flourish, German Fatherland. Unity, Justice and Freedom
for the German Fatherland.
Let's all strive towards this Purpose
Brotherly, with Heart and Hand.
Unity, Justice and Freedom
are the Promise of Happiness.
Flourish in this Blessing's Glory,
Flourish, German Fatherland.

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If a German woman falls in love with you... why not?
Prostitution isn't illegal here either

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Germany is a nice country. I was wondering to emigrate there but got a pretty good job here so I don't need to.

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You're always welcome friend

I'm coming to Munich, wait for me.

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ehhh...I love German architecture and urban planning

UUgghh ..............
the social welfare homes of GERMANIA.........
Home..................

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Do you like our national anthem?
youtube.com/watch?v=BgDtm5qZKb4

I'm tired of pretending Austria is a real country, annex them already!

This is not a real Germany. A real Germany are these beautiful neighborhoods with detached red-roof houses.

thanks, venezuela or ecuador or whatever

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Tell your sister to emigrate to my room, pls.

Wir suchen dich

I like most Germans I have met, they are mostly friendly and polite.

I am trying to build a collection of german insults and varied vulgarities, please reply to this with your best insult or obscene comment. I have attached an incendiary political cartoon to help inspire your ire. Please do not hold back.

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ICH AUCH
ICH AUCH
ICH AUCH

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