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mikey thinking he's smart for "seeing through" BLM lmao
Think my mum's trying to set me up with one of her friends' daughter
the gf
is she fit?
can't decide on my favourite vtuber
Does GF stand for Giant Fatass
get her pumped lad
lads i dont know what has happened over lockdown. my willpower has turned to mush. i used to read a book a week now i can't bear even reading posts that respond to me on Zig Forums.
i used to cycle 45 miles a week and go to the gym 3-4 times a week. now i might walk for an hour once or twice a week.
shit's fucked but i can't for the life of me fix it ffs.
it looms
mum should’ve gone and set you up with her friend instead
I have a hard time deciphering brit accent
no one is designed to live like this
you're
>depressed
my parents are working class
how do i cope with this?
just need to build it back up, you did it once you can do it again
You can’t actually define a person with a single word. It’s impossible seeing as how they’re so complex. It’s all just childish gimmicks really employed by insane power hungry freaks that need hanging. aka, politic mongs
my problem is i'm stuck with my parents who are old, so i cant go to the gmy and shit.
As long as she is good looking. You can always shag her and move on
fuck sake
need a milf to shag
She looks alright
We're going to the same University but she's in different halls
I'd personally rather meet someone without being set up, if I meet her while at Uni and we hit it off I'd be fine with it
yes, you are fucked
shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
be based and kill rich people
having a brew x
i meant your mum
Yeah, that’s it, haha. Silly robotic twat
not ven depressed though. don't feel sad or anything. just pure lethargy and aversion to anything that requires effort.
i'm stuck with my parents so i cant go to the gym without accidentally infecting them.
I know this feel bro
Just have to keep going and see it through
If ben shaws put an advert out for dandelion and burdock that said we at ben shaws hate niggers i would buy their products
why do you need to cope about it?
it's your life, not theirs
don't let your parents define who you are
be your own man etc...
conspicuous lack of toil moaning for it being 20:41 on a sunday
fuck up you naive idiot
i'll care about black lives, when black people start caring about my life.
>sunday
haha good joke mate.. it's saturday the 13th september. still another day of rest for us lol.
listening to shoegaze
You can’t see it can you, lad. Fucking idiot. Piss off
Mate nobody cares about your life
Do you think you would make any really drastic changes to your life if you won big on the lottery?
I honestly think I'd just buy a flat to move out of my mum's place, deck it out with some decent furniture / computer and then live as a NEET hermit spending my time dicking about online and recreationally using drugs.
havent had a job in 4 years x
so you are
you're just deluded about it like an american dream believing yankiepoo
aching for a wank lads
need a good scene recommendation x
Need state mandated busty milf fuck-buddies NOW
>just pure lethargy and aversion to anything that requires effort.
that's depression
depression isn't just "feeling a bit sad"
Keep posting vague shite because you know you'll embarrass yourself if you actually try to explain lmao
there's always tension when we meet up
i disapprove (not vocally, but through my actions) of their lifestyles and they disapprove of mine
I'd buy an E46 M3 and that's about it
i'd buy more stuff like paintings and stocks but otherwise nothing would change already have money
move abroad and live in a sort of villa near the beach in a hot country.
spend my days swimming, reading, lifting and penning essays on various topics.
You guys are just joking when you say you are virgins in your 20s, right?
why oesnt Zig Forums just pay the jannies something to reduce staff turnover
purchase half a flat, get some tenants in there to pay off the rest of the mortgage
purchase more flats and eventually houses and live off the rent doing whatever i pleased
no
not far from being a virgin in my 30s
the bri ish mummy as it were
yea
i'm in my 30s hahaha
i need to retire and disappear.
rental yields are weak and takes far more effort and upkeep than stocks. highly recomend against investing heavily in property
Wouldn't you miss the UK vibe though? Just being outside going to the shops and knowing you're among people of a shared culture who have the same values as you etc (assuming you live in a predominantly white area, of course).
well that's a bit shit lol
emotionally i feel ok. i still wake up on time (thanks toil) but basically outside of toil i cant be bothered to do anything self-improvement wise and just end up wasting time on Zig Forums or my phone or playing old old video games.
nah I'd probably just smartly invest most of it and live a comfy life
>After Gaddafi's death, the French journalist Annick Cojean published a book alleging that Gaddafi had had sexual relations with women, some in their early teenage years, who had been specially selected for him.[447] One of those Cojean interviewed, a woman named Soraya, claimed that Gaddafi kept her imprisoned in a basement for six years, where he repeatedly raped her, urinated on her, and forced her to watch pornography, drink alcohol, and snort cocaine
Was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
All you have to do is sit back and think about it for a while and it will all make sense. Are you that daft
hate knackers but would rather them to the prospect of some nigs/pakis pickpocketing me
I'd make a range of investments and then live frugally travelling the world and engaging in community prjects/activism
This is actually my plan, but winning the loterry would cut out >30 years of toilslavery
ample sounds stratocaster is good
doesnt sound as good as the semi hollow though.
Take the piss.
I didn't lose my virginity 'till my early 20s.
You'll be alright.
lower risk than stock surely
any paki rape gang man in
have NOT had sex ever and my 28th birthday looms
No I am unironically 27 years old and have never had sex, never had a girlfriend, never touched a girl's breast, never been alone in a room with a girl in a one-on-one conversational context.
going to want to something scandalous
Lethargy begats lethargy, action begats action
>Begin, to begin is half the work, yet half still remains. Again, begin this and thou wilt have finished
>The impediment to action advances action, what stands in the way becomes the way
stop caring
that's literally you have to do
in leftypol's new fangled morality it's no longer enough to say you treat everyone the same regardless of skin colour because now blacks apparently need special attention above all others
wish I could line them all up in a lane at a bowling alley and use them as pins
Would buy a flat in northern Spain and invest my money in some low risk bonds or whatever it's called. As long as I know my money won't disappear
looks like i was on the mark, stick to drinking you pikey fool
Well I am a virgin but I'm not 20 yet
>Wouldn't you miss the UK vibe though
not really. lived abroad before and i didnt miss the UK
>knowing you're among people of a shared culture
don't care about this. all my gfs were always foreign.
>who have the same values as you
don't think random people in britain automatically have the same values of me.
Application rate would fall
Jannies do it because they're submissive, they get a masochistic thrill from the humiliation of mopping up our shitposts >For Free
I would buy a forest and live in it, far away from other people, just me and my dogs and my wife whom I stole from a nearby village
Knacker is an awful aul word, real demeaning
hold on. you weren't joking.
OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
depends what stock blue chip stocks are still safe as fuck nothing like that exists in property anymore you used to have your blue chip commercial tenants but that isn't really a thing anymore. you should own property something tangible and a roof if it all goes tits up but it's a weak investment.
Thats not new.
that's a shame, you're missing out
you should take steps to amend this issue
i'm don't talk to girls
i just listen to the beach boys in the darkness of my room
hello knacker
>it's no longer enough to say you treat everyone the same regardless of skin colour
egalitarians have never done this
>don't think random people in britain automatically have the same values of me.
Not everyone obviously but western values are definitely a thing. You'll notice it if you spend any length of time among people of drastically different cultures.