/brit/

>rather "tarp" or "caravan"
*crickets*
*tumbleweed passes by*

WE
ARE
ALL
IN
HERE

I’m not bothered what your interpretation of it is. The simple fact of it is that my existence makes you seethe. And it very well should. Now piss off, you failure.

arse in tights?

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it
looms

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*punts him across the room*
fuck dogs

>Posting in the yank edition
Absolute state of /brit/ nowadays, this thread wouldn't have had one reply a few years ago

pls be in EXETER

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>my existence makes you seethe
i think you're a joke lad

just want a gf

is that really too much to ask for?

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Why do people get dogs? Have to follow them round and pick their excrement up wtf

Who gives the wagey a frown?
Who keeps all the wages down?
We do, we do!

Who keeps the commute extra long?
Who gets the toilman up at dawn?
We do,we do!

Who holds back the train today?
Who makes sure to dock your pay?
We do, we do!

Who robs Toilman of his fun?
Who ruins Sunday for everyone?
We do!
We do!!!

no one likes you. as a yankee I can tell

THREAD SPLITTERS FUCK OFF

micks aren't even british either FUCK OFF

yes I think so

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ah yes threadwog spamming his thread
as he does every thread.

It's hard but I'm staying optimistic, lads

I hope she understands

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need a strong dominant femdom mummy gf

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to shag

just finished requiem for a dream lads

youtube.com/watch?v=tLyw7jytykE

chooooooooooooooooooooooon

tried watching it once
shite film

>that gentle landing
Based mum desu

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wasnt that bad
didnt find it great or anything though

what would your parents say if they saw this post

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Sure I don’t really care up or down what you “think”. What you fail to understand is that our mindsets are completely alien to each other. Just because I speak to you the same way you speak to me doesn’t mean I view you the same way you view me. You’re a countryman. I’ll try and explain it for you. I view you the same way you view the Chinese. All look the same, talk the same, think the same.

did you have a cheeky tug to the dildo scene?

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Down over by da wagey river,
far far away....
dere's where i will spend fo-evah
dere's where i gets mah pay

All up and down muh whole workstation
Sadly I roam,
Still longing for de recreation,
And when i gets to go home.

All de world am sad and dreary,
Eb-rywhere I toil;
Oh, wageys, how my heart grows weary,
But to toil I must stay loyal!

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catchads represent

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opened r/mommydom and it’s all just fat women
disappointed ngl

would have if it didnt keep pivoting between scenes of the mum and the black lad haha x

>What you fail to understand is that our mindsets are completely alien to each other
yeah pikeys think raiding bins is the way to live and i think it's vile

oh my lawd

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represent this

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Not for me, booked holiday ages ago to go abroad, obviously can’t go to magaluf anymore but am still gonna chill with mates and that for about 10 days innit

paul hollywood on food network atm, reckon he's a turbo nonce

Great post

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/sep/08/robot-wrote-this-article-gpt-3
l-lads...?

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Reminder for catfags

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howling

bob dylan - don't think twice, it's alright

ass t'ass

Just search "gentle femdom" on /r/gonewildaudio

dude freaking about ascending because of a date last thread dw lad just start bringing it up a local takeaway or something if you run out of shit to talk about it'll sedgeway into food.

Is it so much to fucking ask, that you would extend to me the basic human decency you would anyone else? Or are you just that much of a piece of shit? Either way, why the fuck would that appeal to me.

Highly bent

journoberg shivering in his velcro shoes

He's not a nonce but he's quite open about only wanting to shag women in their prime, 18-25.

want to discover an island and name it Atlantis

I've said it before and I'll say it agai - you can't trust any man above 30 that uses hair gel

Toil on the morrow
Tooooooooooil on the morrow WAGEYS
Toil on the morrow....
Toil gonna trouble dat morrow

my (imaginary) gf could beat the SHIT out of your gf

imagine poots

dunno if em is having a mental breakdown or if its some other canadian badly trying to emulate him

smell my arse

And I'd jump in and break that coping proto-tranny in two

mine reeks

You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger!

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hmm, fragrant!

thicc femboy bums in tights

imogen sharts

>emulate him
I see what you did there

I can find somebody who doesn't treat me like a subhuman piece of shit. I can. So why would I bother with you.

doubt it

i'm 5'6 and build like a skinny twink, you'd have ME to deal with first sunshine

big day tomorrow

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'mignonnes' is code for children trafficked among pedo rings

Get In The Morning Toilin' For Bread, Sir
So That Every Mouth Can Be Fed
Poooor Pooor, Me Wageylites