/brit/

fuck off

rorke looming over the buffet

have you lads purchased this year's kit for your favorite footy team?

Found one myself, it's not too bad
None nearby with a gym unfortunately though

mum used to play it in the car so often that all the songs seem to blend together for me and I can't pick any of them out in particular, don't play it so much as an adult since I'm almost sick to bastard death of it
still a class album though

Idea for a TV show: Person tries to get internet famous by doing literally anything, building up to the season finale where they livestream their suicide

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Thing about yanks is some of are nearly half Irish us

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Most of us are familiar with the old quote from Arthur Conan Doyle, “Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.” Those words may be more apropos than ever this week, as scientists announced an incredible discovery: tentative evidence for microbial life on Venus! As we know, Venus is a scorching and inhospitable world on the surface, probably the last place you’d expect to find any kind of life. But the hints of these tiny Venusians comes not from the planet’s surface, but rather from higher up in its atmosphere, where conditions can be remarkably Earth-like.
The exciting findings come from scientists in the US and UK, at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), Cardiff University, University of Manchester and others. Jane Greaves of Cardiff University lead the study.
The new peer-reviewed research paper was published in Nature Astronomy today, September 14, 2020. The Royal Astronomical Society also provided an online press briefing for journalists via Zoom, with three of the researchers to discuss the results, as well as issuing its own news release.
It should be noted that this is not quite yet proof of life on Venus, but the researchers make a compelling case.

youtube.com/watch?v=2i5Ue87nei8
mad how he was 15 when he wrote this

based
youtube.com/watch?v=SiCxXMquPKs

still have my Tiger Double Dragon 2 handheld

hahaha WOW yeah err alright

Please can I star in the pilot?

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Same physique as the lass I took to pound town in the front of my van earlier.

cringe knowing i used to like rap shite like this

Scared of watching The Ring and The Grudge because they freaked me out as a kid.

need to go on a sex adventure

how would you lads rate your mums out of 10? would your mums accept a MAENCVNIAN BVLL?

ah but my friends you see it is not the quantity of the can, but the abv of the can

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sends me into a seething rage when people ignore my snapchats

even if it doesnt loom now it will in time loom

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love this image

BULLSHIT.
BULLSHIT.
BULLSHIT.
How about...GIMME A BREAK....with the fuckin...BULLSHIT.

is he still a virgin

wrong link but wtv
youtube.com/watch?v=_u5dtBtG9yU

my top cartoons:

1. Spongebob season 1 - 4
2. Futurama
3. Simpsons until that obviously went kaput

good craic

Is there a website that ranks local authorities by the current infection rate?

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I guess im trying to escape from the fear and the sadness its madness turn beer into gladness

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Em's ex were lurking this thread right now. Straight up

literally got help producing from mf doom
you’re deaf if you think this is generic rap

*virgin NEEToid runt sends me a snapchat*
*I ignore it*

>snapchat in current year
hello pedophile

manchild

Same lad, same. For me I used have nightmares of the opening scene of Blade. That and Michael Jackson’s face. Fucking hell.

dont care, poof

Scientists don't know what the fuck they're talking about. We can just about take a grainy picture of Venus from millions of miles away. The brass neck of these cunts to make all these mental claims when they can't back it up. Shan't believe a word until we get a man over there to see it for himself

wonder what it's like to have a mum and dad around who will love you no matter if you fuck up
reckon life would be a lot less stressful

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ethnics

hi, how you doin

Their album together is probably Doom's worst one. Doom has gone so downhill he is featuring for Rejjie Snow that cringe irish rapper. kek.

This ain't doing it for me, sis. I'm not digging it.
Ok, are we fucking clear? Ok.

what's emmett's game plan? be unemployed for life?

post comfy music
youtu.be/2omnP_gHnsw

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/brit/ not /northernireland/

mad how trannies are all narcissists

that's a bloke

I must feel good. I must feel good. I must feel good. I must feel good. I must feel good. I must feel good. I must feel good.

I regret it all, lads

Everything

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favorite Simpsons episode?

>Newcastle getting btfo
Colour me surprised, fucking Geordie spitting on the floor and coughing everywhere

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Taste of your own medicine eh?

female characteristic

Who else is

Me? Narcissistic? Nah, just self-aware.

what about american dad? beavis and butthead?

poof characteristic too

King of the hill I think maybe the best american cartoon.

130458204
JANNY

homer at the bat

King of the Hill #1

Yeah look at all those signs of microbial life. Fucking spastics, enrages me to no end. They haven't flown a drone through Venus atmosphere to bring back samples to Earth so why the fuck do they think there's microscopic life suspended in the raging fiery dust storm of a gas giant?

Big fan of a priori knowledge me, logic and the rationalists and that, big big fan

Know quite a bit about venus, all that up there checks out lad.