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pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
SCREAMING

lads it's really hard being so ugly
it's not a question of bodyfat and diet for me either it's bad genes

would love a gf but women are scared away by my appearance
life on the hardest difficulty setting is struggle without respite

youtube.com/watch?v=6Vl1m5FYlAo
aroo aroo a nikichi

heard someone say poo and came running in

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>a woman is required for me to be happy
fucking loser spastic deserves to be sad

>pl.wikipedia.
well well fucking well

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saber

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do you think batman drives about in the batmobile
like he pops down to tesco in it haha

any Australians in?

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>how often did he change his socks
lel

I think Rick Hendrick owns Hendrick Motorsports, who built this absolute unit
youtube.com/watch?v=9-vV7GvCks0

He knows who you are.

me

real australians dont exist anymore

love it when people make absolutely bonkers versions of fairly normal cars

doubt there are any tescos in Gotham City

who is body-shaming pregnant women?

you know what maybe i will start collecting old coins

youtube.com/watch?v=dNiBF948chk

Would also be "cool" if this paki cunt fucked off.

me when it's daytime: 'fuck white people they are racist and evil and slave owners'

me at night:

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child dropped the ice cream he just bought.
Mother "Replace because he dropped."
Clerk I "Reject."

After I refused, the mother got very angry and complained to me intensely.
Was I wrong?

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Go post cringe somewhere else, spic clown.

...

no
do it again

mad how modern greece is literally just a fake nation created by greekaboo brits in the empire days that were interested in ancient greek history

they are ethnically identical to turks, greece didn't even exist as a nation for like a 1000 hours until we created the new fake one

Probably about 6 irrelevant nobodies on Twitter.

man is not meant to be alone
he is meant to have a family a community a tribe

when you are ugly all this is denied you

am bored with life lads. reckon I may walk to Northampton tomorrow.

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>for like a 1000 hours
yeah?

cant BELIEVE one of my neighbours knew i was wanking in my garden. this is easily the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to me. this is all cocaines fault for making me so horny that i ended up fucking that

dis nigga leasing a ford mondeo vignale at MSRP lmaooooo

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fuck sake, posted twice in the old thread when it was dead

liquid diet: day 9

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>1000 hours
fucks sake i meant years

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greeks are whiter than turks and thats just a fact

if I lived in the UK I’d take a few weeks off from work, travel south then walk all the way north like a merchant warrior in the 800s

lol black yank ghetto man say somethin

Me too. That style of car is generally just a tube chassis with a fiberglass body stuck over top of it though. No way that thing was ever a factory Camaro.

ah thanks for the (You) lad

nah i don't even drive. i didnt realise anyone actually gave a shit about sedan vs whatever the fuck though.

its okay we know what you meant

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dim probs
im the resident car autist and anything car related shall receive a (You)

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some turks have blue eyes greeks dont

>reckon I may walk to Northampton tomorrow.
where from?
i live near birmingham and i have often considered walking all the way to london via the great union canal
i will do it one day

the commute

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Yeah coke is nuts. Makes me pull my willy out at women on the sidewalk.

I’m so sick and fucking tired of these attention seeking fucking whores.
I don’t give a fuck about your fucking instagram antics you vapid little cunt.

going to buy some coke when my student loan comes in
(PISS OFF GCHQ IM NOT GOING TO SELL IT!!)

still a bit embarrassing innit haha
>greeks are whiter than turks and thats just a fact
hello mr popadopabobabalous

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my lenses are all blurry and shit
should probably just go to bed

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makes more sense to live in the highlands and commute south, pay less for housing and earn more

he's right though. you ever been to greece?

no idea what I'm doing with my life

yes

smoking weed then going to bed

would it really only take 9 days to walk across the uk wtf

TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
IS IT IIIIIIIM DIGGING YOUUUUUUUR SCEEEEEEEENE
I KNOWWWWWWW I`LL DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(bayyyyybehhh)

imagine being so paranoid about talking about doing drugs on the internet. almost as cringe as 190 with his "my pet rock" bollocks. i have drugs in my house almost all th time

sleepberg is taking over lads

not illegal is it? its just your garden. how did you find out?

SAS are on their way

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yes you passportless yank freak

Wish i was rich

used to just shitpost it but i'm starting to genuinely hate women

uk isn't that big

why do black people like comic books so much?

If only you had any idea who you were talking to, kid

Theres a proper land yacht. I saw a '68 Ford Galaxie 4 door for sale near me today for $1500. Somebody pulled it out of a barn, could use some love but looked very savable.

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put a random greek man and a random turkish man infront of me
if you ask me to identify which is which then it will be a 50/50 guess

What he said is true retard, don't insult my brother like that

hahahah I remember that. can’t remember him doing that any time recently, you’re right though it was cringe as fuck

i like comic books and i'm possibly the whitest a person can be without being an albino

what are these islands called?

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why? what would you spend money on?

after a few hundred years of cotton picking they have come to appreciate effort and skill

>i will do it one day
you won't lad, be honest

relatively yes but still seems like itd take a good while longer

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someone shouted something like "you mucky cunt" and i heard it (i live in yorkshire). i know he never saw me because i was behind a fence bnut i was coked off my nut and wanking like a madman and grunting so the must of heard me. jesus the horror of it all

i know who i am talking to, a greek yank
seethe on

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Remember when an anime addict burned down an animation studio and 50 people died?

smoking a cigarette

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shitholeneedsunkintothesea isles

nah

>Twatt
bradley.jpg

A house with no mortgage, land, dogs, a vehicle, my hobbies

What fucking GOOD does any of your constant BULLSHIT do me? None. Go figure.

remember when an australian made a good post? me neither.

yes i will
i will start off with birmingham to oxford
i already regularly go for 10 mile walks in my local area

jesus hard drugs sound grim

Dating is so grim
Don't even care about the sex anymore, just want a connection

remember when everyone would use “swim” online when talking about drugs

REDDIIIIIIT

had a look, the average Greek man looks South Italian and the average Turkish man looks Arabic

lol no

fuck up
ill slit your throat

That was about three years ago I think

been taking really good care of my skin lately to skingmog people

Its reddit to want to be debt free?

hello zoomer

>$1500
I would have dived on that

fuck up lasonas

reddit to be concerned about materialist garbage

yes
give me a (You) vegemite eating spastic

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>>

Never visited the Mediterrainian and probably won't do

probably only a thing in america since they government makes money off giving people live sentences for go faster powder

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Yeah mate I'm sure you're a fucking Buddhist monk who lives off his inner spirit

An idyllic spring day here in Sydney

>Mediterrainian
Mediterreanean

says the person whose government literally arrests people for saying nigger online

Trying to convince myself not to tbqh. I just don't want to be storing it under a cover behind the garage while we free up garage space. Between my roommate and I we have a running list of other projects.

>Redditerreanean

on my last stella :(

kek he's on Zig Forums you know his opinion is better than yours and anything you do is cringe and anything he does is based

looooooool

can't argue with that

throatberg is pleased

so horny it feels like my balls are about to explode
man wasn't meant to go three days without cooming

>arrests
do a bit more research instead of making bold statements that simply arent true

throatberg can fall off a cliff for all i care the alcohol-prudish cunt

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>toil in 10 mins

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Understandable mate

redditpol being poofs as usual

probably a good shout. my brother used to do this. buying beat up old cars and fixing them up. but he was also passionate about the cars so he'd end up buying pieces of shit and abandoning them on the driveway or garden and refusing to sell them or move them

I found myself growing false to myself, acting to myself, convincing myself of my rightness for whatever was being described. And this is where I suppose life ends for most people, who stiffen in the attitudes they adopt to make themselves suitable for the jobs and lives that other people have laid out for them.

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