Iceland thread, while everyone is asleep

Yes, no, maybe. You decide in what order.
Yes!
A good question! No clue, almost from my generation has moved from here the rest is considering it. The place is not horrible, it's just a lot better everywhere in Scandinavia.
Do you want a good one? That might set you back 200 dollars +
Yes, Ehhh, they are pretty. Let's just say I babysit computers during the night. I think it's a good job.
Fine, could be better.
Classic.

I like your flag :)

also, are people excited for the hafthor vs hall ?

IM GOING TO SLAM YOUR ICELANDIC POYPUSSY AND THERES NOTHING U CAN DO TO STOP ME

If it implies quality yes, I will spend that money. We have a saying here

"Quem compra barato, paga caro".

Based

I've been to Iceland in 2002 as a kid and it was actually super fucking expensive to go there. It wasn't that touristy back then. I've heard the situation with tourism is really bad, even many of my friends visited Iceland because they found cheap flights.

Do people actually use that app to avoid cousin fucking or is it a meme?

are icelandics pagan?

*point my sword towards your neck*
you are my slave now >:^)

The hype for that is the stupidest thing I have seen in ages. I don't care who wins, they will both make shit ton of money from that fight.
Also your not the only that red white and bue.
Shure thing bud, we will both love it.
Also I have been to Portugal, beautiful place. Was in Lisbon and Porto if I remember correctly.
The tourism is crazy, I don't mind it. I work during the night and never encounter them. But they are everywhere then covid hit and all tourist thingies are suffering baaaaad. Probably will kill like 60% of the businesses that needed that income to survive.
It exists, but it's a meme. My gramps uses it to look up relatives.
No, mostly Christian but that is withering out year by year.
So you admit to it? So I can hold you accountable for the crimes you did?

>It's your time to talk shit about us and/or ask stupid questions.
you really aren't that interesting

100% Agree, but I find it fun for people who can/want to shit post on a country that if famous for stupid shit.
I usually just do these when I'm bored out of my skull or want to see if I can spot another Icelander in the wild.

Why the duck do you retards believe in elves?

Do you consider yourself Norwegian or Irish? How is the immigration situation?
Is everyone really tall? 6’6”?

There’s a plaque dedicate to Icelandic servicemen from WWI II in my town.
It’s like reading a Viking saga seeing the names.

Why do hillbillies believe in Sasquatch and Mothman? It's just some stupid old thing that has been carried through history. Every time I'm reminded that there is an ad at the airport that says something like "40-60% Icelanders believe in Elves" I lose faith in my country. But there are fun stories surrounding those myths, so it's not all bad.

>British soldiers
Cringe
>American soldiers
Based (if they’re black)

you guys smoke weed up there?

First of all, we don’t. Secondly, Sasquatch is probably an archaic hominid or great ape such as the one that was actually found in South America. There is a picture and I think they still have the body of the one found in South America.

Mothman is probably an FBI agent or something because he only shows up whenever something bad happens.

Norwegian, even if I have a red beard.
I have nothing against the immigrants because they are inserted into out culture and they don't start their own "Towns" or "Blocks". The best people I have worked with were immigrants.
No, we aren't all giant's here I'm 1,85 but I feel sometimes short but I'm taller then most people.
Where is that plaque? I would love googeling a picture of it.
Not legal, but yes we some the devils weed here.
But you BELIEVE, and that is the only thing that counts.

>Why would anyone live there?
I want to live there because it's (at) the end of the world

pls join the EU already so I can move there and marry Gudnar Jonsdottir and have 4 children and an organic sheep farm

daily reminder that the UK lost three (3) wars about fish

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>Probably will kill like 60% of the businesses that needed that income to survive.
Gott, löngu kominn tími á að enda þetta gullgrafaraæði sem hefur varað í ferðaþjónustunni seinasta áratug

We shall join the EU if we get to control your fishing area and control our land.
I would love joining the EU and get better shipping rates here and skip paying all them crazy taxes.
Confirmed the next Call of duty game Cod of duty. Small ships pumping into battle cruisers.

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