Why are they like this?

It's not their department
Moving that wallaby steals the job from a sanitation/animal control guy and steals food from his childrens table

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Defensive

?

If the guy moves it a few inches with his foot and continues to paint, don't even have to throw it off the road. (since the guy is so fucking lazy anyway). Problem solved? People cry about the most innate shit.

people just kick it to the side of the road. We have a LOT of roadkill here. Kangaroos just jump infront of cars

I wonder how many accidents/deaths/damage costs the jumping rats cause.

so much, anybody who lives vaguely out of a city has a bullbar

A bullbar or push bumper (also called a (kanga)roo bar or nudge bar in Australia
Had to google it to find out what it was.

yeah it'll sort them out, but i've got a little car so even a small wallaby would probably total the entire thing
i even live suburban but theres a bit of bushland nearby and i swear the amount of effort i have to go to to avoid the cunts suiciding infront of me just when im going 40

glad the worst thing for me is a skunk stinking up my car.

There is no smell more foul than a rotting deer carcass
There's a road that I had to walk daily to get home from uni and it had a dead deer and it just projected this 30-foot area of pure foulness

call the city to pick it up? They are fairly good at doing that, specially college towns.

Tasmania is our West Virginia.

>get well.

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Even mice can foul up a home for like 1.5-2 weeks when they die. Had to waste so much money and time since 5 died at the same time between the walls at my parents basement since they fell some distance. Just an aura of vile death and the worst part was it was renovated.

Get some cats. Mine caught the little bastard that was running around in my kitchen. No more mouse problem. Traps didn't do shit because the little fucker was too fat to fit in them.

Inbreeding

Small dogs actually do mousing better overall.

You know it's slow news day in Australia when they try garner fake outrage for clicks. They need to start sacking these journalists. They made a big deal about letting two nigeritas through to QLD almost restarting the epidemic then when they deny fat arse boomer at Qld border to see their dead dad that they forgotten about in a nursing home, it's all the fucking outrage. These cunts are desperate for clicks.

>Traps didn't do shit because the little fucker was too fat to fit in them.
Also the fact that you need to wash the mousetrap because once a mouse dies, it release a chemical that scares away other mice.

Australia is one of the most boring places in the world, no wonder the news is so terrible here.