FOJF edition
/brit/
feeling reflective
every country except the uk is shit
prove me wrong
I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.
Why does every British politician have a massive forehead?
how old are you?
how old were when you started browsing Zig Forums?
for me
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>tfw no escape room
to store their massive brain
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big brains
Mad how saw was a documentary and jigsaw won the case on legal technicalities
Best way to apply for jobs? Like restraunts and shops? Want to blast them out ASAP tbqh and I found jobsites to be truely useless.
maybe i should try to learn a language even though i never speak to anyone
The Automobile has been a disaster for human culture.
There are many towns that have a population greater than Elizabethan London.
But in cultural output, nowhere can compete with that past instance. That's because London back then was a super dense, walkable, dynamic city. You were a few minutes walk from whatever you wanted, and could readily chat to whoever you needed.
This allowed an artistic and material convergence that produced some of the finest art and architecture in the world.
But it's lost now because modern towns are designed around the Rage Cage, so society and people are atomised, disjointed, lost from eachother. As such these countless towns of many thousands of people seem small and quiet, when they could be bustling.
Look to Japan for a better modern example of urbanism, many metropolises that are highly walkable/have extensive public transport, allowing many cities to have importance. Whereas in Britain it's London, only London, and just London.
What language will you learn?
get killed public transport runt
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You really are here forever.
had a massive ERECT cockerino
Cope
Cope
rather not say
I'm not scared of my driving. I'm scared of others' driving
this is why i'll always be monolingual
barely even use english
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/brit/ regular since I was 14.
I remember thinking how sad it was I was spending my 15th birthday alone posting here.
Reckon the Soviets had the right idea in only prioritising car ownership to those who genuinely needed one while recreational ownership required a wait to prevent streets getting overcrowded too quickly.
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fuck off kazinsky
using /brit/ and RLM to friend simulate (again)
seen enough vids of your countrymen getting splattered by cars
why even bother
i love girl fuck
post the last choon you vibed to
What's the Australian slang for this?
I completely agree
Do it.
I was a complete shut-in loner but I learned French and then taught English in France. Really brought me out of my shell.
haven't listened to music in years
Sims 1 buy mode soundtrack
australians more like american than UK unironicaly
youtube.com
very comfy
>22
>19
do they?
i am 28 and i started seriously browsing at 25
start proof-reading your posts you fucking mong
Googling says French, Spanish and Italian are the easiest. I did some french at school so maybe I'll look at that again. I've got plenty of time to waste on this.
Mad how many posts I make that start with mad how
inventions that should never have been widely proliferated
car
smartphone
guns
is interstellar any good lads have the option of watching that or se7en for the first time 2night
mad how as soon as they let jews (i.e. robert moses) control infrastructure planning and projects, cities lost any sense of community or soul.
Who /nearlyfinishedpayingoffstudentloan/ here? My sums say Dec 2021
might write a neoluddite manifesto about how the internet is bad
based and truthpilled
cars alienate us from outher people, from nature, from the environment. Cities built around automobiles are, as a rule, miserable places to be.
FUCK cars.
Danish is the literal easiest for an englishman
/brit/ is my enemy simulator
vas-y meuf
Just done a poo. Not too impressed with it if i'm being honest
se7en is better
No comments
French is harder than Spanish, even including the fact you did it at school
How much is uni there? I didn't have to pay a cent
bum
Watch solaris instead. Nolan copied some elements from it.
Sesevenen
£0 unless you earn over like £25k per annum
>Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.
Considering he's conveniently already in the fridge for a relatively bite-sized human
If you have netflix or some video games with a good deal of dialogue then you might be able to change the language settings in that
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It's strange
smartphone is the worst invention
Perhaps i should learn italian
>user why have you been watching this "Cuties" repeatedly on the family Netflix account?
>i-i im just learning French mum
yeah ok friendless virgin
love arse toys, hate the feeling of shame after cumming hard using one
watched the first episode of Dark with the english subs on and holy shit were they bad. pretty sure it was just the one bird and lad doing all the voice with virtually no attempt to even differentiate any of them except for having one character speak english in a german accent for whatever reason
Someone needs to shag greta thunburg for the good of humanity
£10k a year tuition for zoomers and whatever they borrow for living costs.
I went before fees went up, and Scotland was cheaper so only paid £1800/yr
How can Kate Moss be so ugly but Lottie Moss be so hot
Lamo at scatland renaming a university building after a convicted criminal
gave up on that one, made it about 4 episodes in
degenerate bent cunt
I don't think I could
too ugly
too flat
too many chromosomes
Still remember my first Zig Forums post after ages of lurking
It was a look to that Anonymous documentary on BBC iPlayer
First reply was
>sorry user, but this video is not available in my legion
Hearty kek
Is that duolingo? I'll have to try it out.
That sounds like a good idea.
feel like I wasted the weekend because that is absolutely what I did
:/
Last two weekends I’ve went on the sesh friday and Saturday
Body is in bits. Need to take it handy next weekend
neck thyself
feel like installing the sims 2 again lads
If someone makes less than 25k then uni was clearly a waste of time, they should be forced to pay in order to motivate them to do something better with their lives.
feel like killing myself
post nose NOW
one of my first posts was in a roll thread where the last XX/XX of your post was what "happened to you" with the first XX being a verb and the second a noun
I posted "become the game", which required a 0000, and got it
flooded with (You)s, even screenshotted it on my old PC lmao
Lingodeer
I made a thread asking "what happened to the epic DBZ thread?". I didn't know threads prune