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have you ever put double cream in a cup of hot chocolate

honestly taking me to another world lads, feels like i'm climaxing

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scandis are legit strange people
only met a handful to be fair but they all had an air of autism about them

At this exact point 'DJ seasideMARK' was born, an idea spawned after the locals enjoyed his rendition of Vera Lynn's We'll Meet Again, calling him 'Steve' as they applauded him.

got the toilfu a pressie on her bday after working lockdown and carrying the late shifts with me, basically melted on the spot lads think she might think im peng i wasnt expecting her to go full emotional on the spot

Bisexual is just a good for being gay
You like other men cumming into your shithole, just admit it

>why yes I only date British girls, how could you tell?

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dount you can if you spend your time here desu

i just said i would suck a cock and i still reckon you're more bent than me

Don't think that is restricted to zoomers 2bh. A group of millenials at work were sat around a table chatting during lunch and still stopped every thirty seconds to look at their phone.

>call me steve
never did get this plot-point

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i have simply never heard anything come out of the mouth of someone with a Scandinavian accent that isnt either complete soulless narcissistic dribble or rocket fuel powered autism

shall we only hope for heaven when we're dead?

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Dated a tranny for a year and we ended up bumming each other. It wasn't bad at all.

blog on

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He legally changed his name to Steve Jordan to avoid tax or something, says Steve on his bills and all.

>y-yes the obese paki at the back there. you have a question about about, am i pronouncing this right? 'schit negguhs'

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for a year? take it this was at uni and your parents didnt know?

not bad, not bad

Just took a really good pic of my cock, night forward it to TIME magazine

that’s pretty bent mate

said it before, but dating within ones culture is the only way to go

you will never ever reach the level of compatibility or will you ever fully relate to an ESL speaker, even with dating american girls there is a barrier of relatability that you will never surmount

Things like this make him better than the rest imho

my only income is from the dole and even I have saved up £5k

poor runts need sorted out, stop buying £500 phones and going on jet2 holidays with the lads haha

probly lad

that's my plan

Yeah they do dont they

So fucked off about the pubs closing early.

Literally never voting for these cretins again.

kek, grubby bastard's done it all

imagine simping this hard

7/10 Ed isn't THAT posh and is a little more nasally, extra point for giving me a reason to post this

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Proud to say I’ve never met a Scandinavian in my life and I don’t want to

he made that entire story up

people will just start getting cunted earlier lmao

dumbest policy yet

pengrim

have a bit in common with seasidemark

>talk to myself a lot
>bit of a slob sometimes
>few minor unhealthy drinking habits
>in the past have got pissed on my own and blasted out old dance music
>own a pair of technics 1210s and collect vinyl
>bit of a sperg
>quite a tragic person

have arse wanked before and it genuinely feels better than normal wanking, problem its just such a fucking effort and has high probability of going disgustingly wrong
its all fantasy for me really, reckon real life gay sex is absolutely grim most of the time

>my only income is from the dole and even I have saved up £5k
Are you me?

milifandom was more cringe than the corbynistas
How are Labour simultaneously the party of young people and also extremely fucking uncool?

in a different timeline

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reckon all jf’s are a bit odd tbf
not a fan of them really

was just looking at mars in the sky and thinking what a waste of time it is to send humans there

sound based

what's gotten into de pfeffel lately? this is absurd

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Let's put aside the rhetoric and post Millipede memes.

what about poles

zoomers can only comprehend information in meme sized chunks

qt

Same, but with this post

just means everyone goes earlier
won’t make any difference

Year after I graduated, worked abroad. They saw pictures but the tranny looked convincing so they think it was a woman.
Yeah, true enough.

not to mention people will just go round others peoples houses more as they'll want to be out longer seeing as its only 10 still. So people will go from an area where there is staff to help prevent the virus to an area where there is no such things

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>table service by law
is it table pissers too? will staff bring me round a chamber-pot to empty by bladder and bowels into?

if not its all a piss take desu

Just forwarded it to the polish executive

me and the gf

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they need to be seen to do be doing something but they don't want to go into full lockdown again

And it has to be on social media viewed via iphone

why would boris take a murky trip to italy at a time like this

such a weirdo

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she a cute

They were cringy but less retarded. Labour has a lot of problems with who they claim to represent and who they actually represent but call everyone racist instead of addressing it.

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time to cut my own hair then have a heavy jelq sesh

oh

nah to be fair id be more inclined to just drink in the house if this 10pm shit is actually going to happen

This country is a living hell.

Yeah I know Poles, the younger ones seem to assimilate quite well. I know young Poles who speak in thick Irish accents. The older Poles are all bald and mad for cars and the gym. Sound blokes as well to be fair, always liked the poles.

russian paymasters had to brief him again

moving to malta or gibraltar when it all kicks off

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genuinely don't understand why all benders, trannies and such are die hard lefties

leftism leaves you at the mercy of the state and thus the whims of the collective, the free market guarantees your rights so long as catering to you and using your labour is profitable

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>crashing the economy with no survivors AGAIN because 50 people a day are dying of the coof

its alright at first but after a while you will wish you were talking to a native english speaker

>I know young Poles who speak in thick Irish accents
lol hard to imagine t/b/h they prolly don't speak polish

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>capatalism

50 year Labour reign incoming from the next election onwards. Gov has fucked it.

need to be holed up in a hotel suite with ash sarkar, cold beers, and a few grams of ket and coke

shut up moron

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Frequently eat 6 sausages, 8 rashers of bacon, 10 waffles, beans, egg, mushroom and tomato with 4 rounds of toast grilled in the bacon far grease for breakfast
fit as a fiddle and slim

They usually do
Its not uncommon for polish youth here tk have irish accents

this it's unbeliveable and just getting worse

overtly sexual women on twitter are the grimmest thing going. You just know they was freaks at school but not in a good way the making weird noises trying to be funny way

unbelievable lads company i wused to work for want me to come in and do interviews for them said they'll pay me £150 for 6 hours work to inverview about 6 people but i told them i'm currently employed and they said they couldn't offer me anything. so i'm literally going to be sat there as an unemployment man, interviewing others for employment. insane.

vile harlot
(nah quite funny desu heh)

Yeah pretty much

what do you have against scandis?

never understood people who eat all that in a morning. call me a wierdo but a huge full english can't actually be fully appreciated till the evening time

>hello who is this?

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>he thinks the eternal alliance between big keith from sunderland and big margeret from royal tunbridge wells will be stopped

the 1000 tory reich is only just getting started my friend, it doesn't even matter what they do in office so long as they aren't labour

indeed it's so grim