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got called a reddit cringelord in Greggs

Pidgin

Samuel Ilafhifigh wey from Adada community confam to BBC Pidgin say di fisherman
catch di Manatee for dia river because na di season wey dem dey observe di Adada fishing festival
but dis year, dem no observe am di way dem use to mark am sake of Covid-19 restrictions,
but some families for di community wey dey specialise to hunt dat kain big fish dem naim go di fishing come catch di manatee
wey di community share.

Scots

It wis about this tyme at King Herod yokit tae misgydin
sum memmers o the Kirk. He begoud by garrin heid Jeames the brither o John; an syne , seein the Jews weill pleised wi his wark,
he gaed on tae hae Peter jylet, tae, an pitten in jyle unner the chairge o fower gairds o fower sodgers the pese. This wis during the Feist o Barmless Breid; eftir the Passowre he ettelt
tae bring him out afore the fowk.

you're thinking of gstrings you runt

Just make money yourself you mong stop asking wageberg to spoonfeed you.

has the other canadian realized that half of posters don’t care about his posts and the other half think he’s emmett yet

adidas make tiny burgers now?

lmao that guy and his brown chukka boots... most pathetic poster ITT

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genuinely one of the worst job markets in decades if you're not eminently going to starve should just kick back a couple months and look into doing some volunteer work during the day or something to put on your CV

do niggers like greggs?

Grown men seriously go out wearing shit like this and expect people to take them seriously.

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that boomer on the left with a 2010 case

Where are all the female gamers?

Trainers are fine but if you’re wearing smicked out airmax well into your twenties you need to sort it out. Council estate fashion gets old and immature quickly.

get in the bin

do aussies reckon Sisqo had a foot fetish then, or

>1.67 MB, 1318x740

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me

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on twitch

get on universal credit

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jealous of my SWAG?

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Povvo

how are we not in full lockdown yet? this government is incompetent

you can stop now

don't own any footwear apart from trainers and one pair of formal shoes

you got some $25 slides
good job

i was 23 when i grew out of trainers

Doing a sad one today lads.
youtube.com/watch?v=vddEvqS6M4o

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>shoes of any type indoors

you scared of the flu bro?

youtube.com/watch?v=2GSvIeQn4j4

Alistair tier jeans and socks

mad how 15 years ago the average home pc could play any game you wanted
now you've got to spend 2/3k
what's madder is that people actually spend that money, rather than just paying £250 for an xbox
nutters

is VR actually good now or is it still a gimmick?

I only have one pair of converse and some wellies. That's it.

have sprayed the toilet bowl with diarrhea three times at work today

should get a pair of boots, feels good to stomp around.

i just graduated and dont have any money, plus my CV is almost empty aside from two 1-month unpaid internships and im desperate to avoid having a big empty gap in my employment history

not to mention im probably not even qualified to do any volunteer work, seeing as i have no experience and no skills

can i still get UC if i live with my mum

loool jofras just smashed 2 sixes in a row

state of your dirty socks

nice flipflops, virgin

spent it all on coke now I've got to last 3 weeks with 50 quid

Shut the fuck up Chris Witty

the custom video selection panel lad
she's taking the piss with these prices

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FOLC

povvo monitor, desk and speakers. well done.

Why did carpets become a thing? Just wear slippers ffs

>no more "voluntary" officetoil
FUCKING BASED

THANK YOU BASED TORIES

Storm Chaser

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nice flipflops, King

...no you don't. £700 PC could play literally anything, just maybe not at 4k/max

Do you think those twins double up on all the girls they're shagging?

3 6s in a row
absolute mad lad

>that mate that never answers the phone first go even though he's always on it

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imagine actually wanting a lockdown
throw yourself off a cliff you utter spastic

can't tell if you're a female or underage
probably the latter

The femdom content has come a long way in the last year or two.

why is there a raghead talking to himself about pakipaddle

Why do I not like people coming into my room

getting a new monitor soon methinks
notice how you have nothing to say about my £20 keyboard lol

>now you've got to spend 2/3k
not really lol
eejit

She’s so sexy. I want to tear her clothes off and make sweet sweet love to her.

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not true mine cost me 750 and can play anything

meanwhile a $500 Xbox can. PC is the boomer way to play games now

>spent it all on coke
Vile and immature behaviour, sort yourself out for real. Coke is a luxury, not an essential and even when you can afford it it’s a waste of money, makes you feel alright and able to chat shit for a night then you’ve got the Colombian fever for a week. Actually very sad.

4 6s IN A ROW
JOFRA ARCHER

nah I've had sex before

what about if she hadn't wiped her arse in a week?

did the man hit the ball?

Spent all my universal credit money simping on Vtubers.

>can i still get UC if i live with my mum
i think so, but they will cover most of your rent if you move out

>£700
yeah and i bet that comes with a ball mouse

got called autistic and fat because I suggested someone last thread to buy handmade leather boots
lol

>not to mention im probably not even qualified to do any volunteer work
okay you're just making pathetic dumb excuses now

you clueless fuckwit

and that's a good thing
who the fuck wants to play online with a bunch of children

you want to go back in time and do this when she looked like this?

does sound like something a fat autist would suggest tbf

seriously look into some volunteer work and don't get too worried about it
it won't necessarily be fine but few employers will hold this against you as long as you can come up with some story in the interview
like
>yeah I know it was a shit jobs market so I just volunteered at my local soup kitchen and taught myself Python

point stands that 15 years ago the average home pc could play anything

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one of the reasons i moved out when i could
mumberg was always bursting in for no good reason

>Test 2019–
>Bowling average: 31.1
>Batting average: 8.7

going to buy some loake shoes to flex on you niggas

haha this is me

yeah. thats why my pc from 4 years ago that costed under 500 still plays modern games on medium graphix.

sounds right desu

Why don't fat people just eat less?
It's really not fucking hard.