/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

Not far off.

>download dating app to try to find companionship
>search for "conservative" or "christian" women
>every woman in my area looks like a hippo
What the fuck is up with this, is something in the water? I've noticed that like 80% of women have this linebacker frame to them. Is this a new phenomenon? Is it hormones? Thyroid issues?
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hows southern md? is there crime problem?

Not serious where I've been. I've heard of some typical redneck shenanigans in the region though, and it might be a bit worse in the towns.

I didn't know you could just go to a mine for that stuff over there. Wonder if they're terribly populated.

oooof ok that milf had nose cancer so her nose is all fucked up.

but her tits and body are spectacular. Jeeze man. IDK idk idk idk IDK IDK IDK

good to know. i mean has to be better than pg/dc

It's probably better than PG and much of DC. I've heard of some crazy things happening in College Park.

it's a state park, costs 10 dollars a day and you can sift for diamonds. there have been some big ones found there.

I want satan to give me gold and pussy

Have you seen some curvy spergs in your time?

Just went out and did some social stuff with friends

That's really neat.

CP is one of the safest parts of the county. the worst are those bordering eastern DC and like langley park and shit.

the worst CP gets is robberies, and a few bodies dumped in the woods usually outside people

although you may be referring to that incident in CP at an apartment building where some dudes with "rifles" went in and shot a someone earlier this year

what have you heard about CP?

Which app? Some of them are complete shit like that. For example something like Hinge 95% i see are obese landwhales compare to tinder or bumble. okcupid is usually alright but probably depends on the area

its just the type of crowd dating apps attract. Your better off going to church and clubs desu

>what have you heard about CP?

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do mexicans really
youtube.com/watch?v=dUIL_71zeLc

Countries ending in -ia, -ca, -na, -ea, -gua, -n (except -stan, Yemen, Oman, Azerbaijan, Iran), -land (except Finland, Switzerland, Iceland, the Netherlands/Holland, Poland), Andorra, Antigua & Barbuda, Ivory Coast, France, Guatemala, Kenya, Mozambique, Philippines, Seychelles, Samoa, Ukraine, UK, UAE: she
Other countries: he

Mexico and Canada are hes and the US/America is a she.

Disagree. Sweden is he.

LMAO didn't even realize the other meaning

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_Park,_Maryland

sus

Time's up Meryl

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I know someone who went to UMD who said that a body was found in the woods near where he would jog. Another person I know who lived there got her car broken into with a brick one night.

nice seriez

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Anyone want to trade a pair of headphones in return for ass rape?

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hol' up. u sayin u gonna give me some cans to rape yo' ass???

das rite whiboi

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What about provinces, what are the genders of the provinces?

I'm not a cracker, you can call me Raekwon Dolezal

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i liked him a lot when i was younger. his seventh tower series was cool too.

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He:
>Saskatchewan
>Manitoba
>Ontario
>Quebec
>New Brunswick
>Nova Scotia
>Labrador
She:
>British Columbia
>Alberta
>Prince Edward Island
>Newfoundland

Newfoundland & Labrador together may be referred to as "they".