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the shaggers tour

really hungry but keep puking up everything i eat
usually it kills my appetite but alas

anime armpits

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what's she banging on about de lads

have a butter sandwich (not joking)
sorts me right out

*zooms past some runt on my shaggers tour bus*

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lady can't handle being argued against so she makes up words

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i think rorke keeps challenging her to a duel

nvm found them

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ina

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wasn't sunny singh the name of one of the nonces that shane brannigan busted?

It came. Racists btfo

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baffling post

is goof boy in then?

I can't respond to this without debating the comment
check fucking mate bitch.

>anti-debate
Based. Me has bigger stick me win debate.

fonc

chortled, perfect comedic timing

having a little bit of shag

want to try among us but i'm too lazy to learn how to play it, or anything for that matter

lucky cunt, still waiting on my mouse to be delivered.

really problematic phone choice

Glad you got your dragon dildos

The slip and counter left hook would have this nigga in the ICU

:D

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is it worth to get some extremely cheap shower curtains or should i get some proper ones
been showering without any i feel like a goof with the tile all wet after

I insist that you know it's true

why is it taking 45 minutes for a picture to load like im living in australia

>more expensive means more better
its a bit of fucking cloth lad. also get the weighted shower liner or else theres no point.

why don't you put some cheese out

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don't really 'understand' tik-tok

Install a proper glass partition shower curtains are always rank and germ-infested.

would have loved them when i was 5 ngl

apparently theres a type of mould resistant shower curtain
t. mumberg
look for such items

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stellar

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labour's magic money tree policies back with a bang

any /hollyoaks/ lads in

girls

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Don't get either. Just buy a high powered leaf blower, set it at the edge of your shower and any water that splashes out gets blown into a most and evaporates almost instantly. When you're done showering you just pop by the blower at you and air dry off. No towels or curtains, no laundry or mold. A great method.

nah sorry i've actually got some gcses

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I know blacks in Longsight, Gorton, Birmingham, Liverpool, Moss side.I know Kurdish in Oldham, rusholme. I know pakis from Coventry to Leeds. I know White chaps all across Manchester from Salford to anywhere and who do you mongs know. Derek from the local spar shop. life is all about connections.

Jesus the ADR in the Good, the Bad and the Ugly is truly awful.

unironically love big nigger dicks in my porn

don't recall asking

alri ash ketchum

i used to watch Hollyoaks

back in the Newt days

aha

looking through my spammy email account and having a larf

They all your boyfriends?

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Bet you thought this was really funny as you were typing it out and hit post

Love dogs me. This little mutt beside me keeps cozying up beside me. Fuck sake. Dogs are nice

hes fallen silent

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WAY quiet tonight lads of the UK, rest easy

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just gave this homeless dude 3 grand
he's my bank now

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of course

my arsehole is known around the country

dont know what you think you were doing in the middle east
bethlehem and palestine was pretty funny wouldnt recommended jerusalem desu
i went there becus it was cheap and didnt need a visa

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cant fly planes after 10pm or you die

Hey you know what
i will take a photo for ya bitchboi
shud da fuck up

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leave me alone cunt

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prove it

have a shave you dirty little rodent if i saw you in public i would fucking smack you stone cold out on the street

*flies a 757 straight into the shard*
yeah

was just seeing some... friends...

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Mikey is a deeply insecure individual
He masks his feelings of weakness and self doubt with this constant need to prove and feel recognised that he is tough, because he doesnt get respect so he thinks he can get it through fear... On Zig Forums

might do a wank considering these posts

would send your jaw hurtling into the sun if i ever saw you

remember learning about Israel and Palestine purely to impress a girl in Uni

with that said, I actually have quite a high level of understanding of the situation aha

do you live in an office?

nice casio spaz

have you lost weight?

Short man syndrome. Or small feet syndrome.

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HAHAHAAHA, IN 10 words or less do a qrd as if you were talking to a person

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based
youtu.be/AzIXdQiaRBc
>On 20 February 2013, Galloway walked out of a publicised debate when he found out that his opponent had Israeli citizenship. The debate, hosted by Oxford University's Christ Church, was on the topic "Israel should withdraw immediately from the West Bank". Galloway interrupted his opponent, Eylon Aslan-Levy, a third-year PPE student, to ask whether he was an Israeli. When Aslan-Levy acknowledged his joint British-Israeli nationality, Galloway stood up and stated "I don't recognize Israel and I don't debate with Israelis" and left the meeting.

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Well, I mean...apparently not ahahha
You got some sort of death wish?

i am obsessed with chicken nuggets and sauces. gonna drive to maccies after i smoked a fat fbifter in a bit and get 40 nuggets and dip them in super hot chilli sauce, hp sauce, bbq sauce, ketchup, mayo, salad cream, worcester sauce and blackbean sauce

nice hairless legs bender

true haha, i find that we are either horrible or nice, not much inbetween

listening to stardust - music sounds better with you (radio edit) on the usb powered speakers

Cut down off the smack

israel and the dead sea is one of those places everyone will eventually visiting

whats the solution then, mr smarty pants

what did the unedited version say

Why does this gay attention whore keep posting pictures and vocaroos?

give me your address and i'll fly over there (not joking)

Guy, they got some advanced instruments on there, they could handle those planes blindfolded

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Go on then. Demonstrate a high level